Hemlock
@hemlockcowad.bsky.social
29, furry, they/them.
18+ account, this is where all my weird, adult posts will go
Diagnosed with Great Tits
18+ account, this is where all my weird, adult posts will go
Diagnosed with Great Tits
ITS HAPPENING
Would it be wrong to get a piece done up where Hemlock is fucking Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House? Cowgirl, lots of body hair, the bed is about to break.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ITS HAPPENING
I just want all authors of any type to know: you can write your characters as waxed and trimmed but I will be ignoring that and imagining them with the thickest bush possible.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just want all authors of any type to know: you can write your characters as waxed and trimmed but I will be ignoring that and imagining them with the thickest bush possible.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy TMI Tuesday. I’m probably not doing it, but wanted to wish a happy one to those who do participate in it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Happy TMI Tuesday. I’m probably not doing it, but wanted to wish a happy one to those who do participate in it.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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Be careful wandering the back streets and winding alleys, else you may stumble upon a slender beast that might make prey of you~
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Be careful wandering the back streets and winding alleys, else you may stumble upon a slender beast that might make prey of you~
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
At a bar show, using the restroom, when I look to my right and see this written in the stall.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At a bar show, using the restroom, when I look to my right and see this written in the stall.
There’s a part of me that wants to switch assigned gender at birth for a day just to see if I would be the kind of guy who shoots ropes or not.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There’s a part of me that wants to switch assigned gender at birth for a day just to see if I would be the kind of guy who shoots ropes or not.
I put on shapewear for this costume and I hate my decisions. Who invented shapewear? I’m going to have a talk with them.
Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I put on shapewear for this costume and I hate my decisions. Who invented shapewear? I’m going to have a talk with them.
When he’s ready to have Sex again, whether it’s in the graveyard or in a bed, I’ll be ready. He’s going to get that cow vampussy. I am not sorry about how unhinged I am about him.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3.
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When he’s ready to have Sex again, whether it’s in the graveyard or in a bed, I’ll be ready. He’s going to get that cow vampussy. I am not sorry about how unhinged I am about him.
🌀ooooo you want to cuddle with me as I wear my new cow romper during a lazy at home day🌀
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🌀ooooo you want to cuddle with me as I wear my new cow romper during a lazy at home day🌀
We’re going to hang out, drink blood, talk about how dumb men are, and be hot vampires who are constantly serving cunt.
Also, would. So totally would.
Also, would. So totally would.
Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows!
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We’re going to hang out, drink blood, talk about how dumb men are, and be hot vampires who are constantly serving cunt.
Also, would. So totally would.
Also, would. So totally would.
She’s so fucking beautiful but I feel like the warrior nun part means she doesn’t have any lovers 😪
Vampire October Day 28! Elenda of Garrano!
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
She’s so fucking beautiful but I feel like the warrior nun part means she doesn’t have any lovers 😪
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“You’re so funny”
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“You’re so funny”
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
Listen, I, as Hemlock, am a red haired vampire. So, I look like his type, and being a vampire already means he can’t make me a spawn.
In conclusion, he’s not ready for *ME*.
In conclusion, he’s not ready for *ME*.
Day 28 Vampire October! Strahd from Curse of Strahd!
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Listen, I, as Hemlock, am a red haired vampire. So, I look like his type, and being a vampire already means he can’t make me a spawn.
In conclusion, he’s not ready for *ME*.
In conclusion, he’s not ready for *ME*.
It’s a no, but because I feel like he had Vampire ED
The 27th of Vampire October! Cazador from BG3.
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s a no, but because I feel like he had Vampire ED
I get the feeling that he’s not particularly interested in relationships
Vampire October Day 26! Alucard from Hellsing!
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I get the feeling that he’s not particularly interested in relationships
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FMA but make it anthro🐱🐶
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
FMA but make it anthro🐱🐶
In short summary, I would be down bad for her if we met.
The 25th of Vampire October! Akasha, The Queen of the Damned.
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In short summary, I would be down bad for her if we met.
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October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yes. Then after we can talk about how disappointing men can be.
Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about The Countess from American Horror Story Hotel.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Yes. Then after we can talk about how disappointing men can be.
I think he has or had a mate. I’m not sure if he would be down.
The 23rd Day of Vampire October! Sorry for the late post. Today is Aro from Twilight.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I think he has or had a mate. I’m not sure if he would be down.
Why can’t I be gaslit by a vampire into having dinner with him at his estate instead of being gaslit by an excel sheet refusing to find the number I can so clearly see is in the right cell?
October 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Why can’t I be gaslit by a vampire into having dinner with him at his estate instead of being gaslit by an excel sheet refusing to find the number I can so clearly see is in the right cell?
I would, but like Spike I would also be sad if she left me for a slime antler demon.
Vampire October the 22nd! I’m yapping about another vampire from Buffy
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I would, but like Spike I would also be sad if she left me for a slime antler demon.