Hemlock the Vampire Cow
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I miss Vampire October
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I miss Vampire October
Grocery shopping has never made me want to crash out more than today wtf is wrong with boomers.
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Grocery shopping has never made me want to crash out more than today wtf is wrong with boomers.
Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3.
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3.
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows!
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows!
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
Vampire October Day 28! Elenda of Garrano!
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Vampire October Day 28! Elenda of Garrano!
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
Is Gollum the crazy ex of The One Ring?
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is Gollum the crazy ex of The One Ring?
Day 28 Vampire October! Strahd from Curse of Strahd!
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Day 28 Vampire October! Strahd from Curse of Strahd!
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
The 27th of Vampire October! Cazador from BG3.
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The 27th of Vampire October! Cazador from BG3.
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
Vampire October Day 26! Alucard from Hellsing!
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Vampire October Day 26! Alucard from Hellsing!
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
The 25th of Vampire October! Akasha, The Queen of the Damned.
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The 25th of Vampire October! Akasha, The Queen of the Damned.
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Wishes that would make a Genie do a double take: “I wish for a spigot that dispenses French Onion Soup to be placed by my stove”
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wishes that would make a Genie do a double take: “I wish for a spigot that dispenses French Onion Soup to be placed by my stove”
Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about The Countess from American Horror Story Hotel.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
October 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about The Countess from American Horror Story Hotel.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
The 23rd Day of Vampire October! Sorry for the late post. Today is Aro from Twilight.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The 23rd Day of Vampire October! Sorry for the late post. Today is Aro from Twilight.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
Vampire October the 22nd! I’m yapping about another vampire from Buffy
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Vampire October the 22nd! I’m yapping about another vampire from Buffy
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
Vampire October the 21st? Feeling a little drained? Need a nap? Better check that today’s Vampire isn’t around you.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Vampire October the 21st? Feeling a little drained? Need a nap? Better check that today’s Vampire isn’t around you.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
Guys, go follow Megan, her art is so good.
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Guys, go follow Megan, her art is so good.
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Vampire October Day 20! The Lost Boys
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Vampire October Day 20! The Lost Boys
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
Day 19 of Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about the Brides of Dracula.
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Day 19 of Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about the Brides of Dracula.
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
Day 18 Vampire October! Queen Annalise from Bloodborne
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Day 18 Vampire October! Queen Annalise from Bloodborne
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
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Me, getting an ad for a Matthew Lillard 2026 calendar:
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me, getting an ad for a Matthew Lillard 2026 calendar:
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NEW VID! Is it true that Whitewater, Wisconsin is- or was- crawling with witches who spent the 19th century performing sacrifices? And is there really a werewolf stalking the residents near Bray Road? Come learn with me about some spooky tales. Link below!
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Are Werewolves and Witches Really Terrorizing Rural Wisconsin?
YouTube video by Kaz Rowe
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October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
NEW VID! Is it true that Whitewater, Wisconsin is- or was- crawling with witches who spent the 19th century performing sacrifices? And is there really a werewolf stalking the residents near Bray Road? Come learn with me about some spooky tales. Link below!
youtu.be/_6sBpFp1xcI
youtu.be/_6sBpFp1xcI
Vampire October 17! Vampire Willow
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Vampire October 17! Vampire Willow
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
Vampire October Day 16! Sheriff Hartwell from The X-Files episode Bad Blood!
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Vampire October Day 16! Sheriff Hartwell from The X-Files episode Bad Blood!
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.