Hemlock the Vampire Cow
@hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social
Furry, 29, they/them
Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!
Like, also. I just connect with some of his struggles on a deep level. Just. He’s so good. It’s why I have a fanfic about him. God. I could go on for days about ALL the BG3 characters but he holds a special place in my heart.
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Like, also. I just connect with some of his struggles on a deep level. Just. He’s so good. It’s why I have a fanfic about him. God. I could go on for days about ALL the BG3 characters but he holds a special place in my heart.
I want to see him enjoy the sunlight. I love the Bloodweave ship, especially if I can be in the middle. My favorite scene with him is the beginning when he holds a knife to your throat. I will save and make sure my character fails the perception check to get that scene.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I want to see him enjoy the sunlight. I love the Bloodweave ship, especially if I can be in the middle. My favorite scene with him is the beginning when he holds a knife to your throat. I will save and make sure my character fails the perception check to get that scene.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3.
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3.
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows!
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows!
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
Vampire October Day 28! Elenda of Garrano!
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Vampire October Day 28! Elenda of Garrano!
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.
Day 28 Vampire October! Strahd from Curse of Strahd!
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Day 28 Vampire October! Strahd from Curse of Strahd!
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.
The 27th of Vampire October! Cazador from BG3.
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The 27th of Vampire October! Cazador from BG3.
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️
Vampire October Day 26! Alucard from Hellsing!
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Vampire October Day 26! Alucard from Hellsing!
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.
The 25th of Vampire October! Akasha, The Queen of the Damned.
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The 25th of Vampire October! Akasha, The Queen of the Damned.
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but
Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about The Countess from American Horror Story Hotel.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
October 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about The Countess from American Horror Story Hotel.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.
The 23rd Day of Vampire October! Sorry for the late post. Today is Aro from Twilight.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The 23rd Day of Vampire October! Sorry for the late post. Today is Aro from Twilight.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.
She also wonderfully insane but kind of whimsical about it. It plays off creepy and works so well for the character. And you might think she’s weak but she’s been able to secure W’s in a lot of fights.
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
She also wonderfully insane but kind of whimsical about it. It plays off creepy and works so well for the character. And you might think she’s weak but she’s been able to secure W’s in a lot of fights.
Vampire October the 22nd! I’m yapping about another vampire from Buffy
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Vampire October the 22nd! I’m yapping about another vampire from Buffy
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.
He’s like the one responsible vampire in the house too. He manages the expenses, understands current culture a little more because he is able to work during the day. I love him so much.
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He’s like the one responsible vampire in the house too. He manages the expenses, understands current culture a little more because he is able to work during the day. I love him so much.
Vampire October the 21st? Feeling a little drained? Need a nap? Better check that today’s Vampire isn’t around you.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Vampire October the 21st? Feeling a little drained? Need a nap? Better check that today’s Vampire isn’t around you.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
Colin Robinson from WWDITS is an energy vampire who feeds by being so boring that he drains people’s energies. And he’s so fucking goofy with it.
Always love seeing your art!
October 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Always love seeing your art!
Vampire October Day 20! The Lost Boys
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Vampire October Day 20! The Lost Boys
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
Please go watch this movie it is so good. It is so 80’s and the outfits are so good. You just have to experience it for yourself.
Day 19 of Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about the Brides of Dracula.
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Day 19 of Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about the Brides of Dracula.
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
So in their title of Brides of Dracula was given to them after Stoker published. They weren’t ever really called that in the book. Since then they’ve taken on a lot of interpretations and pictured below is the Van Helsing ->
Day 18 Vampire October! Queen Annalise from Bloodborne
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Day 18 Vampire October! Queen Annalise from Bloodborne
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
Another example where vampire is never said but the character definitely is a vampire. I always join her coven in Bloodborne, and Castle Cainhurst is the best level (yes, I’m biased).
Vampire October 17! Vampire Willow
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Vampire October 17! Vampire Willow
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
This is an alternate reality version of Willow Rosenberg who was turned into a vampire. We get two episodes in season 3 with her and she so fucking iconic. For some reason they make her slightly dumber than human Willow, which I don’t necessarily get. ->
Vampire October Day 16! Sheriff Hartwell from The X-Files episode Bad Blood!
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Vampire October Day 16! Sheriff Hartwell from The X-Files episode Bad Blood!
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
This episode focuses more on he vastly different retellings of a case by Mulder and Scully. Our two bisexual FBI agents both describe Hartwell in vastly different ways. It’s a fun episode in the series that I like a lot.
Happy Vampire October Day 15! Today it’s all about lesbians!
Carmilla! She’s older than Dracula, and she will make you come faster than him or any other man. A spooky, sapphic icon. Please give this story a read if you haven’t.
Carmilla! She’s older than Dracula, and she will make you come faster than him or any other man. A spooky, sapphic icon. Please give this story a read if you haven’t.
October 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Happy Vampire October Day 15! Today it’s all about lesbians!
Carmilla! She’s older than Dracula, and she will make you come faster than him or any other man. A spooky, sapphic icon. Please give this story a read if you haven’t.
Carmilla! She’s older than Dracula, and she will make you come faster than him or any other man. A spooky, sapphic icon. Please give this story a read if you haven’t.
Robert Eggers Nosferatu is a must watch. It is a perfect Gothic Romance, and so goddamned horny.
October 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Robert Eggers Nosferatu is a must watch. It is a perfect Gothic Romance, and so goddamned horny.
Day 14 of Vampire October! Nosferatu!
Nosferatu has some of my favorite film and intellectual property rights history. All the copies were supposed to be destroyed after Stokers wife sued and won her case, but a few survived leaving us with the legacy that is Nosferatu.
Nosferatu has some of my favorite film and intellectual property rights history. All the copies were supposed to be destroyed after Stokers wife sued and won her case, but a few survived leaving us with the legacy that is Nosferatu.
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Day 14 of Vampire October! Nosferatu!
Nosferatu has some of my favorite film and intellectual property rights history. All the copies were supposed to be destroyed after Stokers wife sued and won her case, but a few survived leaving us with the legacy that is Nosferatu.
Nosferatu has some of my favorite film and intellectual property rights history. All the copies were supposed to be destroyed after Stokers wife sued and won her case, but a few survived leaving us with the legacy that is Nosferatu.