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@helveticaboldog.bsky.social
Former burned out nonprofit worker, current small-town coffee shop owner.
Award-winning burlesque performer
Okay gardener
Even okayer home cook
Still burned out but doing my best
Living to serve two senior cats: 🐈‍⬛ Lola 🐈 Murray
Yes!! I got a beautiful bouquet on the 12th. We’ll go out for dinner next week.
February 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
As a winter hater, I do not like it. As someone with climate anxiety, the sense of normalcy this winter has been welcome.
February 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
He is. He gets razzed for being a drama teacher like that wasn’t a huge asset to someone who has to give speeches
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I need to know who wrote that speech. It’s one of the best ones to come out of Trudeau’s office
February 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I refuse to give appliances the wifi password. Did I lose my roomba for 3 days when it got caught up in some floor laundry and I couldn’t find it? Yes. Will it ever have the opportunity to take me out? No.

It’s just not wise to empower self-propelling robots with access to the whole damn internet
January 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Trees hate me but I love them so much!
January 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The twig is comical after what happened at my old place 😅
January 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM