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@helveticaboldog.bsky.social
Former burned out nonprofit worker, current small-town coffee shop owner.
Award-winning burlesque performer
Okay gardener
Even okayer home cook
Still burned out but doing my best
Living to serve two senior cats: 🐈‍⬛ Lola 🐈 Murray
This missing cat poster I saw on Reddit is a masterclass in effective visual communication. It’s simple, to the point, clear, emphatic in the right places, and the cat is adorable.

Noteworthy that they didn’t include non-Essential info.

I hope Zontar is found! #PEI
January 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Nature really said « fuck your siding »
January 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Damage to new house in wind storm 2025 vs damage to old triplex in wind storm 2022.
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of the best things about having a fluffy cat is seeing his adorable bedhead after his frequent naps
January 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I made a normal one
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Um…
January 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(When you cook and develop recipes professionally but a silly meme sandwich is what goes viral 😅)
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I regret to inform you that it’s extremely normal
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was permanently banned from the Canada Post subreddit for a comment that said “the corporation locked out the workers. The workers were not planning for a total service halt. The blame is on the corporation”

The whole sub is currently a cesspool of people hating on workers. Yikes.
December 14, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I made Tini’s mac and cheese recipe last week.

Tini’s recipe is solid, but I have notes for anyone interested in making it:

1. You can halve the cheese in this recipe and it’ll still be delightful. Opt for a sharper 1 or 2 year aged cheddar and use less of it.
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
November 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Old man / scrunchie model
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
LOOK AT MY CAT
March 24, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I’m never not thinking about the fact that Sean Bean was born Shaun Bean. I’m convinced he changed his name to mess with people.

Shawn Bawn? Seen Been?

English pronunciation is so arbitrary
March 1, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I should be promoting my upcoming show at the National Arts Centre but it’s already sold out, so instead of promoting I’m bragging 😎
January 31, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Washing my hair. Will the primer come out, or am I gonna have to cut this?

We’ll see!
January 31, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Is there a more cat-shaped cat than my cat?
January 30, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Bébés
October 26, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I still hate wearing a mask but I’m still doing it in a lot of indoor spaces.

Not to jinx it, but I haven’t been sick in months.
October 24, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Dewing the Dew

(they’re not good, but I had to try them)
October 5, 2023 at 11:59 PM