🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
@helluvahovel.bsky.social
A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
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Welcome to the back alley, the stuff I don’t particularly want to put on the main account where people won’t be expecting it. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here. Proceed at your own risk.
spin off the 'blitz is a sacrifice to harvest god stolas' au where instead they stuffed him silly and fattened him up to serve as a living channel for their harvest/fertility god, and stolas is very fond of the 'vessel', 'cursing' the town with a good harvest as long as blitz is kept full and happy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
spin off the 'blitz is a sacrifice to harvest god stolas' au where instead they stuffed him silly and fattened him up to serve as a living channel for their harvest/fertility god, and stolas is very fond of the 'vessel', 'cursing' the town with a good harvest as long as blitz is kept full and happy.
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I finally got around to stuffing Blitz again!! 🎉🥐
archiveofourown.org/works/656201...
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#buttupdates #wg #helluvalotofbutt
archiveofourown.org/works/656201...
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#buttupdates #wg #helluvalotofbutt
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I finally got around to stuffing Blitz again!! 🎉🥐
archiveofourown.org/works/656201...
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#buttupdates #wg #helluvalotofbutt
archiveofourown.org/works/656201...
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#buttupdates #wg #helluvalotofbutt
Noncon pregnancy /
Thinking of Vox specifically making a VoxTek™️ branded pregnancy test just to wave it in Alastor's face once the machine he's set up to monitor him confirms that it took. (The smile's tighter than ever, dragged up his cheeks like meathooks.)
Thinking of Vox specifically making a VoxTek™️ branded pregnancy test just to wave it in Alastor's face once the machine he's set up to monitor him confirms that it took. (The smile's tighter than ever, dragged up his cheeks like meathooks.)
If there’s any way for sinners to get other sinners pregnant, Vox is going to fucking find it, because if he manages to do it to Al, he’ll wake up every morning, see him tied to the chair and pregnant, and cum instantly.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Noncon pregnancy /
Thinking of Vox specifically making a VoxTek™️ branded pregnancy test just to wave it in Alastor's face once the machine he's set up to monitor him confirms that it took. (The smile's tighter than ever, dragged up his cheeks like meathooks.)
Thinking of Vox specifically making a VoxTek™️ branded pregnancy test just to wave it in Alastor's face once the machine he's set up to monitor him confirms that it took. (The smile's tighter than ever, dragged up his cheeks like meathooks.)
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Really though, can you imagine how much of a colossal bitch Stells would be if THESE fucks were her parents.
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a room .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Really though, can you imagine how much of a colossal bitch Stells would be if THESE fucks were her parents.
This was my old idea. I had another thought to try and help it make a little more sense- to keep Stolas and Blitz from trying to get her back, they (and everyone involved) is mind-wiped, and the mention of her in the trial was offhand enough the public doesn't realize she's the 'stolen princess'.
Was thinking of Stells with the Vs again, and I’ve never been able to figure out how to make it work because Stolas would stomp them.
Then remembered the idea was had in an au version of Mastermind, she might have been taken from them if she was something Stolas claimed was part of his big plan.
Then remembered the idea was had in an au version of Mastermind, she might have been taken from them if she was something Stolas claimed was part of his big plan.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This was my old idea. I had another thought to try and help it make a little more sense- to keep Stolas and Blitz from trying to get her back, they (and everyone involved) is mind-wiped, and the mention of her in the trial was offhand enough the public doesn't realize she's the 'stolen princess'.
Blitz eating a cake like he slammed down an entire carton of ice cream in one huge gulp. That’s it. That’s the post. A completely cartoony thing where his stomach goes bwoop, nice and big.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Blitz eating a cake like he slammed down an entire carton of ice cream in one huge gulp. That’s it. That’s the post. A completely cartoony thing where his stomach goes bwoop, nice and big.
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Christmas Eve dinner, party food and bottles and bottles of wine... Yeah that costume won't last the night
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Christmas Eve dinner, party food and bottles and bottles of wine... Yeah that costume won't last the night
It was p funny to accidentally open my twit timeline off clicking a promo post and see people mad that ADAM was being portrayed as mean to the soldiers and being shocked he’s being shown as just bad. Adam the guy who was shown only as a sexist asshole who enjoyed doing genocide for fun. THAT GUY.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It was p funny to accidentally open my twit timeline off clicking a promo post and see people mad that ADAM was being portrayed as mean to the soldiers and being shocked he’s being shown as just bad. Adam the guy who was shown only as a sexist asshole who enjoyed doing genocide for fun. THAT GUY.
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I got kinda lazy but I wanted to draw them a little 🙂↕️ I’m still tweaking about this…….
CW // noncon
[ #hazbinhotel | #staticdust ]
I got kinda lazy but I wanted to draw them a little 🙂↕️ I’m still tweaking about this…….
CW // noncon
[ #hazbinhotel | #staticdust ]
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I got kinda lazy but I wanted to draw them a little 🙂↕️ I’m still tweaking about this…….
CW // noncon
[ #hazbinhotel | #staticdust ]
I got kinda lazy but I wanted to draw them a little 🙂↕️ I’m still tweaking about this…….
CW // noncon
[ #hazbinhotel | #staticdust ]
I need to push through to finish this chubby Blitz drawing. For the People.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I need to push through to finish this chubby Blitz drawing. For the People.
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Reposting this here from twitter because it’s canon to me now 🥰🥰🥰
⚠️TW!! Noncon/dubcon, bondange/hypno⚠️ #staticdust
⚠️TW!! Noncon/dubcon, bondange/hypno⚠️ #staticdust
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Reposting this here from twitter because it’s canon to me now 🥰🥰🥰
⚠️TW!! Noncon/dubcon, bondange/hypno⚠️ #staticdust
⚠️TW!! Noncon/dubcon, bondange/hypno⚠️ #staticdust
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Stolas is NOT forklift certified. But he still hauls around his tubby imp all the same.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stolas is NOT forklift certified. But he still hauls around his tubby imp all the same.
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uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
hazel's conception is still hilarious to me. they agree they want a second kid, charlie and stellaluna prepare the spell, and then instead of stells getting pregnant, the spell 'picks' him instead, grows a womb, then sticks the fertilized zygote in there while he experiences a solid minute of Agony.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hazel's conception is still hilarious to me. they agree they want a second kid, charlie and stellaluna prepare the spell, and then instead of stells getting pregnant, the spell 'picks' him instead, grows a womb, then sticks the fertilized zygote in there while he experiences a solid minute of Agony.
uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
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(DUBCON WARNING - don’t like don’t look!!)
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
(DUBCON WARNING - don’t like don’t look!!)
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
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November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
god this is still so fucking hot
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
god this is still so fucking hot
wheezing at the fact that skyen has a whole 'I'm sure everybody has very normal reactions to alastor being vulnerable and weakened and struggling to stand up, very very normal.' could not have clocked my ass any harder.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
wheezing at the fact that skyen has a whole 'I'm sure everybody has very normal reactions to alastor being vulnerable and weakened and struggling to stand up, very very normal.' could not have clocked my ass any harder.
wasn't really sure if I should put lrp main or here so just sharing here too
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
wasn't really sure if I should put lrp main or here so just sharing here too
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Vox won’t like- abort the kid in Alastor will he? Though it’s Stella’s whether he just doesn’t or the fact doing that could anger demons of a grand... ->
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Vox won’t like- abort the kid in Alastor will he? Though it’s Stella’s whether he just doesn’t or the fact doing that could anger demons of a grand... ->
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
Blitz machine stuffing. Either he’s some kind of tester who ‘disposes’ of bad batches, or he was curious on some kind of tour and got stuck on the machine and wasn’t noticed until half the tank is in his stretched, swollen, and sore gut that’s flushed with fullness and groaning loudly.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Blitz machine stuffing. Either he’s some kind of tester who ‘disposes’ of bad batches, or he was curious on some kind of tour and got stuck on the machine and wasn’t noticed until half the tank is in his stretched, swollen, and sore gut that’s flushed with fullness and groaning loudly.
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nsfw - non con / public humiliation
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
nsfw - non con / public humiliation
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
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November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM