🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
@helluvahovel.bsky.social
A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
Pinned
Welcome to the back alley, the darker or more personally indulgent stuff I’d rather keep to a smaller audience so people know what they’re getting into. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, fat kink, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here.
Will be largely focused on Blitz!
Will be largely focused on Blitz!
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
CW⚠️: extreme weight gain
look, I'm going to be so real with you. I don't know if this is even that much bigger than the waitress one, or necessarily where I draw a line. I think I just wanted an excuse to draw more enormous Blitz.
#helluvalotofbutt #wg
look, I'm going to be so real with you. I don't know if this is even that much bigger than the waitress one, or necessarily where I draw a line. I think I just wanted an excuse to draw more enormous Blitz.
#helluvalotofbutt #wg
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
CW⚠️: extreme weight gain
look, I'm going to be so real with you. I don't know if this is even that much bigger than the waitress one, or necessarily where I draw a line. I think I just wanted an excuse to draw more enormous Blitz.
#helluvalotofbutt #wg
look, I'm going to be so real with you. I don't know if this is even that much bigger than the waitress one, or necessarily where I draw a line. I think I just wanted an excuse to draw more enormous Blitz.
#helluvalotofbutt #wg
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
February 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I have three general upper size limits. Big enough to be on the edge of immobile (generally), room-sized (when in the mood), and big enough to be treated like basically a landmark in themselves, house-sized-ish (when REALLY in the mood). Which one I’ll go up to varies purely on vibes.
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I have three general upper size limits. Big enough to be on the edge of immobile (generally), room-sized (when in the mood), and big enough to be treated like basically a landmark in themselves, house-sized-ish (when REALLY in the mood). Which one I’ll go up to varies purely on vibes.
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
// pregnancy, implied baby trapping, suicidal ideation, mpreg
implied StaticScience?? StaticAngle?? MadStatic?
Can't trap your freelance biologist/programmer with his actual contract? I have a better idea! #bananapng
implied StaticScience?? StaticAngle?? MadStatic?
Can't trap your freelance biologist/programmer with his actual contract? I have a better idea! #bananapng
February 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
// pregnancy, implied baby trapping, suicidal ideation, mpreg
implied StaticScience?? StaticAngle?? MadStatic?
Can't trap your freelance biologist/programmer with his actual contract? I have a better idea! #bananapng
implied StaticScience?? StaticAngle?? MadStatic?
Can't trap your freelance biologist/programmer with his actual contract? I have a better idea! #bananapng
Waitress Blitz finishing up any leftovers in the kitchen. At first he doesn’t like seeing food waste and it helps make sure he gets enough to eat that day, but later the rest of the staff starts offering stuff up as it means taking the trash out less because he always manages to get down all of it.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Waitress Blitz finishing up any leftovers in the kitchen. At first he doesn’t like seeing food waste and it helps make sure he gets enough to eat that day, but later the rest of the staff starts offering stuff up as it means taking the trash out less because he always manages to get down all of it.
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
Blitz has fat tits in some shots now, so picture with me:
Somebody seeing him with what looks like ‘just’ big pecs squeezed into a tight shirt at a diner booth, but it isn’t until they back up that they realize he’s got a big gut wedged underneath the table too.
Somebody seeing him with what looks like ‘just’ big pecs squeezed into a tight shirt at a diner booth, but it isn’t until they back up that they realize he’s got a big gut wedged underneath the table too.
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Blitz has fat tits in some shots now, so picture with me:
Somebody seeing him with what looks like ‘just’ big pecs squeezed into a tight shirt at a diner booth, but it isn’t until they back up that they realize he’s got a big gut wedged underneath the table too.
Somebody seeing him with what looks like ‘just’ big pecs squeezed into a tight shirt at a diner booth, but it isn’t until they back up that they realize he’s got a big gut wedged underneath the table too.
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
CW⚠️: extreme weight gain 🥞
"Sir, don't you think you're too invested in your cover persona?!"
"Shut the fuck up Moxx. The target likes big bitches, it's not my fault your twink ass isn't pulling its weight. Now bring me another dozen. And make sure they're 6 stacks this time!!"
-
#helluvalotofbutt
"Sir, don't you think you're too invested in your cover persona?!"
"Shut the fuck up Moxx. The target likes big bitches, it's not my fault your twink ass isn't pulling its weight. Now bring me another dozen. And make sure they're 6 stacks this time!!"
-
#helluvalotofbutt
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
CW⚠️: extreme weight gain 🥞
"Sir, don't you think you're too invested in your cover persona?!"
"Shut the fuck up Moxx. The target likes big bitches, it's not my fault your twink ass isn't pulling its weight. Now bring me another dozen. And make sure they're 6 stacks this time!!"
-
#helluvalotofbutt
"Sir, don't you think you're too invested in your cover persona?!"
"Shut the fuck up Moxx. The target likes big bitches, it's not my fault your twink ass isn't pulling its weight. Now bring me another dozen. And make sure they're 6 stacks this time!!"
-
#helluvalotofbutt
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
Looks like my favorite Imp from Wrath got her costume a few sizes too small~ 😈
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Looks like my favorite Imp from Wrath got her costume a few sizes too small~ 😈
Blitz is captured while pregnant and labor pains kick off, but he’s either given nothing or a single blanket to give birth on, so his brain’s ten times as stressed since there is No Nest. Labor just keeps dragging on no matter how desperate he gets because his instincts don’t feel like he’s safe.
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Blitz is captured while pregnant and labor pains kick off, but he’s either given nothing or a single blanket to give birth on, so his brain’s ten times as stressed since there is No Nest. Labor just keeps dragging on no matter how desperate he gets because his instincts don’t feel like he’s safe.
Getting a real ai/spam vibe from one comment so I didn’t respond to it and then realizing a different comment I DID respond to was a spambot due to trying to get me to a different location so only one comment on that fic was from a real person is just. Come onnnnnn.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Getting a real ai/spam vibe from one comment so I didn’t respond to it and then realizing a different comment I DID respond to was a spambot due to trying to get me to a different location so only one comment on that fic was from a real person is just. Come onnnnnn.
Thinking of this again but with Blitz. He’s gravid with multiple owl eggs, and at first it seems okay, but as the weeks pass he gets bigger and bigger, organs pushed aside to try and accommodate something three times the size they ‘should’ be until he can barely breathe and the eggs start cracking.
this paragraph from after the eggs broke inside of him and they had to do emergency surgery to keep him from bleeding out made something in younger shadow’s brain go ‘ping!’ “Just as squished by him as he was by them.”
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Thinking of this again but with Blitz. He’s gravid with multiple owl eggs, and at first it seems okay, but as the weeks pass he gets bigger and bigger, organs pushed aside to try and accommodate something three times the size they ‘should’ be until he can barely breathe and the eggs start cracking.
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
Well, now I’m thinking of cow Stellaluna with a belly big enough that you can’t tell if she’s currently pregnant or not at first glance.
She’ll playfully play up the bimbo angle and pretend she doesn’t know either, but you can breed her if you want to, so it’ll make sure she will be if she’s not!
She’ll playfully play up the bimbo angle and pretend she doesn’t know either, but you can breed her if you want to, so it’ll make sure she will be if she’s not!
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Well, now I’m thinking of cow Stellaluna with a belly big enough that you can’t tell if she’s currently pregnant or not at first glance.
She’ll playfully play up the bimbo angle and pretend she doesn’t know either, but you can breed her if you want to, so it’ll make sure she will be if she’s not!
She’ll playfully play up the bimbo angle and pretend she doesn’t know either, but you can breed her if you want to, so it’ll make sure she will be if she’s not!
Cow Stellaluna 100% tells people that she makes strawberry milk. (She has found a spell to make it true at least once.)
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Cow Stellaluna 100% tells people that she makes strawberry milk. (She has found a spell to make it true at least once.)
Blitzcow whose milk supply suddenly starts going up rapidly. They can’t figure out why, until it’s discovered that he’s been bred. They’d wanted to do it, but he was he was turning away their attempts at it before. (Footage reveals he had a clear thing for farmer Stolas, who fucked him directly.)
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Blitzcow whose milk supply suddenly starts going up rapidly. They can’t figure out why, until it’s discovered that he’s been bred. They’d wanted to do it, but he was he was turning away their attempts at it before. (Footage reveals he had a clear thing for farmer Stolas, who fucked him directly.)
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
I drew @roundblueduck.bsky.social's name for our little Valentine's gift exchange! I decided to make something wild I wasn't able to include in Indulgence ❤️
CW for heavy blood & gore, body horror & hard vore, among other related things
archiveofourown.org/works/79472931
CW for heavy blood & gore, body horror & hard vore, among other related things
archiveofourown.org/works/79472931
Rip Me To Shreds - Cello the Bird (SaloVorita) - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I drew @roundblueduck.bsky.social's name for our little Valentine's gift exchange! I decided to make something wild I wasn't able to include in Indulgence ❤️
CW for heavy blood & gore, body horror & hard vore, among other related things
archiveofourown.org/works/79472931
CW for heavy blood & gore, body horror & hard vore, among other related things
archiveofourown.org/works/79472931
WereBlitz starts saving target corpses in a big freezer a few days before the full moon so he can have as much meat as his wolfy heart desires. (Within six months he’s gone up like four sizes, but the bulking led to enough muscle to keep doing IMP work even with a big gut now.)
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
WereBlitz starts saving target corpses in a big freezer a few days before the full moon so he can have as much meat as his wolfy heart desires. (Within six months he’s gone up like four sizes, but the bulking led to enough muscle to keep doing IMP work even with a big gut now.)
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
Bee scootering about
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Bee scootering about
There's nothing quite like the sad ant with bindle feeling of seeing a fic that should be up your alley/that has an interesting concept you really like but there's something about the writing style or characterization that rubs you the wrong way, so you just have to sigh and hit the back button.
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
There's nothing quite like the sad ant with bindle feeling of seeing a fic that should be up your alley/that has an interesting concept you really like but there's something about the writing style or characterization that rubs you the wrong way, so you just have to sigh and hit the back button.
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
Cream Filling spinoff where Andre, pleased with himself, decides to have some of the leftover ice cream, but he likes the taste so much that he ends up packing on the pounds without fully realizing it until he's already bursting out of his robes.
September 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cream Filling spinoff where Andre, pleased with himself, decides to have some of the leftover ice cream, but he likes the taste so much that he ends up packing on the pounds without fully realizing it until he's already bursting out of his robes.
Reposted by 🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
He thinks that he’s ruined both Stolas AND his wretched little imp and is smug and satisfied and celebrating, and meanwhile like half an hour away they’re sloppily making out while Stolas grabs at as much Blitz as he can with only two hands.
September 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He thinks that he’s ruined both Stolas AND his wretched little imp and is smug and satisfied and celebrating, and meanwhile like half an hour away they’re sloppily making out while Stolas grabs at as much Blitz as he can with only two hands.
Cream Filling alternate scenario where Andre captures and stuffs Stolas instead in hopes Blitz is shallow enough to want to ditch him if he looks ‘ugly’ enough, but the exact same thing happens where the second Blitz lays eyes on him he’s just ‘holy shit that’s hot’.
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Cream Filling alternate scenario where Andre captures and stuffs Stolas instead in hopes Blitz is shallow enough to want to ditch him if he looks ‘ugly’ enough, but the exact same thing happens where the second Blitz lays eyes on him he’s just ‘holy shit that’s hot’.
it really is wild I picked that prompt as the thing I was gonna do and not womb tattoo considering Who I Am. I guess since I'd be more likely to do that one the rest of the year, I figured I should go for bimbo instead since I do like both.
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
it really is wild I picked that prompt as the thing I was gonna do and not womb tattoo considering Who I Am. I guess since I'd be more likely to do that one the rest of the year, I figured I should go for bimbo instead since I do like both.
I'll probably post in the next couple of days but the first completed draft of the bimbo thing ended up being 2600 words, which was definitely longer than I expected. (I just wanted to get it done so I could try to focus on my other two main writing things right now, OT and the parasite thing.)
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I'll probably post in the next couple of days but the first completed draft of the bimbo thing ended up being 2600 words, which was definitely longer than I expected. (I just wanted to get it done so I could try to focus on my other two main writing things right now, OT and the parasite thing.)
There is something funny about the monkey’s paw of rewatching a bunch of HB in hopes it would inspire me to write more fic again and it technically worked but it’s only even more niche kink shit than I usually make anyway. Best I’ve got is parasitic whump preg and bimboification Blitz, apparently.
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
There is something funny about the monkey’s paw of rewatching a bunch of HB in hopes it would inspire me to write more fic again and it technically worked but it’s only even more niche kink shit than I usually make anyway. Best I’ve got is parasitic whump preg and bimboification Blitz, apparently.