🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
@helluvahovel.bsky.social
A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
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Welcome to the back alley, the stuff I don’t particularly want to put on the main account where people won’t be expecting it. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here. Proceed at your own risk.
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Stolas is NOT forklift certified. But he still hauls around his tubby imp all the same.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stolas is NOT forklift certified. But he still hauls around his tubby imp all the same.
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uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
hazel's conception is still hilarious to me. they agree they want a second kid, charlie and stellaluna prepare the spell, and then instead of stells getting pregnant, the spell 'picks' him instead, grows a womb, then sticks the fertilized zygote in there while he experiences a solid minute of Agony.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hazel's conception is still hilarious to me. they agree they want a second kid, charlie and stellaluna prepare the spell, and then instead of stells getting pregnant, the spell 'picks' him instead, grows a womb, then sticks the fertilized zygote in there while he experiences a solid minute of Agony.
uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
uh, I didn't expect that to get notes. this is my fat kink slash whump/dead dove account that usually heavily focuses on blitz, so if anybody wants to follow, know that. thanks.
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(DUBCON WARNING - don’t like don’t look!!)
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
(DUBCON WARNING - don’t like don’t look!!)
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
Pour a couple fingers of rye, and he becomes a kitten (partnership request bad end) 📺📻🍆💦🥃🥃🥃
#StaticRadio #radiostatic #voxal
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November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
god this is still so fucking hot
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
god this is still so fucking hot
wheezing at the fact that skyen has a whole 'I'm sure everybody has very normal reactions to alastor being vulnerable and weakened and struggling to stand up, very very normal.' could not have clocked my ass any harder.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
wheezing at the fact that skyen has a whole 'I'm sure everybody has very normal reactions to alastor being vulnerable and weakened and struggling to stand up, very very normal.' could not have clocked my ass any harder.
wasn't really sure if I should put lrp main or here so just sharing here too
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
wasn't really sure if I should put lrp main or here so just sharing here too
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Vox won’t like- abort the kid in Alastor will he? Though it’s Stella’s whether he just doesn’t or the fact doing that could anger demons of a grand... ->
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Vox won’t like- abort the kid in Alastor will he? Though it’s Stella’s whether he just doesn’t or the fact doing that could anger demons of a grand... ->
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
Even if he tried, they would have already cast a protective spell, similar to the one Stolas used in One Time. They'd need to use angelic stee...
Blitz machine stuffing. Either he’s some kind of tester who ‘disposes’ of bad batches, or he was curious on some kind of tour and got stuck on the machine and wasn’t noticed until half the tank is in his stretched, swollen, and sore gut that’s flushed with fullness and groaning loudly.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Blitz machine stuffing. Either he’s some kind of tester who ‘disposes’ of bad batches, or he was curious on some kind of tour and got stuck on the machine and wasn’t noticed until half the tank is in his stretched, swollen, and sore gut that’s flushed with fullness and groaning loudly.
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nsfw - non con / public humiliation
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
nsfw - non con / public humiliation
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
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vox heard alastor say "think of the headlines" and got to work
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November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Mmmmmm thinking of Al managing to deal with rut by himself for a century (to the point that no one other than Rosie and maybe Niffty knew he had it) before having to deal with it while captured, trying to force down his instincts when he’s in Vox’s bedroom that smells like sex and pheromones.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mmmmmm thinking of Al managing to deal with rut by himself for a century (to the point that no one other than Rosie and maybe Niffty knew he had it) before having to deal with it while captured, trying to force down his instincts when he’s in Vox’s bedroom that smells like sex and pheromones.
In my au, Al just barely managed to tolerate being pregnant when it was with his girlfriend of like eight years, AND after said girlfriend already had a kid that he liked.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
In my au, Al just barely managed to tolerate being pregnant when it was with his girlfriend of like eight years, AND after said girlfriend already had a kid that he liked.
If there’s any way for sinners to get other sinners pregnant, Vox is going to fucking find it, because if he manages to do it to Al, he’ll wake up every morning, see him tied to the chair and pregnant, and cum instantly.
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If there’s any way for sinners to get other sinners pregnant, Vox is going to fucking find it, because if he manages to do it to Al, he’ll wake up every morning, see him tied to the chair and pregnant, and cum instantly.
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Soft arms that fingers sink into when they curl around them. Thighs big enough you can’t wrap both hands around one.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Soft arms that fingers sink into when they curl around them. Thighs big enough you can’t wrap both hands around one.
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Chubby cheeks and double chins. A round of applause for chubby cheeks and double chins.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Chubby cheeks and double chins. A round of applause for chubby cheeks and double chins.
Soft arms that fingers sink into when they curl around them. Thighs big enough you can’t wrap both hands around one.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Soft arms that fingers sink into when they curl around them. Thighs big enough you can’t wrap both hands around one.
Chubby cheeks and double chins. A round of applause for chubby cheeks and double chins.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Chubby cheeks and double chins. A round of applause for chubby cheeks and double chins.
Googling a couple of phrases to find an image of it isn't working so I'll just say it in text format, but zim muzzling dib and making him smile and dance in the movie and vox masking alastor and making him frown shake hands. to me.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Googling a couple of phrases to find an image of it isn't working so I'll just say it in text format, but zim muzzling dib and making him smile and dance in the movie and vox masking alastor and making him frown shake hands. to me.
I think it’s evidence of how far I’ve come that somebody like-spammed a bunch of stuff on tumblr, including the Callout Thing, and now I had a second of panic before deciding ‘fuck it, if somebody tries shit, I’m not going to care’.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think it’s evidence of how far I’ve come that somebody like-spammed a bunch of stuff on tumblr, including the Callout Thing, and now I had a second of panic before deciding ‘fuck it, if somebody tries shit, I’m not going to care’.
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September 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Another repost from the bird site. I do like my #radiohusk a little off kilter~ #hazbinhotel
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Another repost from the bird site. I do like my #radiohusk a little off kilter~ #hazbinhotel
When it’s that time of the month but he’s still hungry for it
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When it’s that time of the month but he’s still hungry for it