🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
@helluvahovel.bsky.social
A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
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Welcome to the back alley, the darker or more personally indulgent stuff I’d rather keep to a smaller audience so people know what they’re getting into. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, fat kink, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here.
Will be largely focused on Blitz!
Will be largely focused on Blitz!
Blitz's belly getting big enough to cover his dick, and they celebrate by funnel-feeding him until he's about ready to burst and Stolas ducks underneath to suck said dick while his owl hearing can really take in the symphony of digestion.
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Blitz's belly getting big enough to cover his dick, and they celebrate by funnel-feeding him until he's about ready to burst and Stolas ducks underneath to suck said dick while his owl hearing can really take in the symphony of digestion.
I need to draw fat Blitz again
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I need to draw fat Blitz again
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and the next stage 'pestering the blorb'
#helluvalotofbutt
#helluvalotofbutt
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
and the next stage 'pestering the blorb'
#helluvalotofbutt
#helluvalotofbutt
I wanna poke at the age thing with circus au more… still rip to fallen/old as fuck Stolas but ‘he was married off at 18 and fully realizes what Blitz getting pregnant at 18 means even if they weren’t able to have Via until their mid-twenties’ is juicy in a different way.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I wanna poke at the age thing with circus au more… still rip to fallen/old as fuck Stolas but ‘he was married off at 18 and fully realizes what Blitz getting pregnant at 18 means even if they weren’t able to have Via until their mid-twenties’ is juicy in a different way.
Circus au where Stolas uses a spell to temporarily age himself down to 18 again to be the same age as Blitz, and Blitz is caught between finding the fluffier and slightly more baby-cheeked Stolas adorable, and wondering how different HE’LL look a decade from now.
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Circus au where Stolas uses a spell to temporarily age himself down to 18 again to be the same age as Blitz, and Blitz is caught between finding the fluffier and slightly more baby-cheeked Stolas adorable, and wondering how different HE’LL look a decade from now.
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I saw somebody on tumblr jokingly refer to thinking about a character as ‘pondering the blorb’ and now I’m thinking about orb blitz, a blitz as round as he is tall. Not fully spherical, but Big. There is no helping me at this point. Brain is infected with Blorb (Blitz orb)
September 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I saw somebody on tumblr jokingly refer to thinking about a character as ‘pondering the blorb’ and now I’m thinking about orb blitz, a blitz as round as he is tall. Not fully spherical, but Big. There is no helping me at this point. Brain is infected with Blorb (Blitz orb)
I should do more with Dolly in the single kid au, because in that one she grows up with Blitz and Stolas as her dads and Loona and Via (and eventually Stellaluna and Aster because I want them to exist forever) as siblings, and is probably a way happier and more fulfilled person.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I should do more with Dolly in the single kid au, because in that one she grows up with Blitz and Stolas as her dads and Loona and Via (and eventually Stellaluna and Aster because I want them to exist forever) as siblings, and is probably a way happier and more fulfilled person.
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I ended up doodling Dolly in the form she grew up in. I had the idea to give her a second set of small eyes, sort of like Stolas’s but below her eyes and to the side to kind of go with the ‘bug’ thing, along with little horns that look a bit more like antennae.
March 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I ended up doodling Dolly in the form she grew up in. I had the idea to give her a second set of small eyes, sort of like Stolas’s but below her eyes and to the side to kind of go with the ‘bug’ thing, along with little horns that look a bit more like antennae.
Instead of doing a tier list with 50 options which would be overwhelming, ask me my opinion on a specific one or two and I’ll answer! (Don’t use the actual ship name to avoid it popping up in search, just use the character names.)
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Instead of doing a tier list with 50 options which would be overwhelming, ask me my opinion on a specific one or two and I’ll answer! (Don’t use the actual ship name to avoid it popping up in search, just use the character names.)
Aaaaa I’ve seen at least the sketches for all the art for my bang fic now and I’m so excited, all of it is so good and I can’t wait to share.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Aaaaa I’ve seen at least the sketches for all the art for my bang fic now and I’m so excited, all of it is so good and I can’t wait to share.
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Shrunken Blitz eating big food. A cheese wheel three times his size.
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Shrunken Blitz eating big food. A cheese wheel three times his size.
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Blitz in some kind of setting where every part of the environment is edible, a-la the Wonka room. He gets to gorge himself and the weight piles on far faster than realistic, but even after he realizes the food must be magic it feels and tastes so good he doesn’t care.
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Blitz in some kind of setting where every part of the environment is edible, a-la the Wonka room. He gets to gorge himself and the weight piles on far faster than realistic, but even after he realizes the food must be magic it feels and tastes so good he doesn’t care.
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February 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Stolitz competition where they both agree to a spell that causes them to gain weight whenever they have horny thoughts, since they're both convinced the other is hornier and need evidence.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Stolitz competition where they both agree to a spell that causes them to gain weight whenever they have horny thoughts, since they're both convinced the other is hornier and need evidence.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
Hot vore thing: when burping doesn’t just get rid of the remaining air, but acts as an insta-melt button to make the prey go from visibly pressing against the walls to thick soup in seconds.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hot vore thing: when burping doesn’t just get rid of the remaining air, but acts as an insta-melt button to make the prey go from visibly pressing against the walls to thick soup in seconds.
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I think Stolas & Blitz should stuff Andrealphus with food until he's the size of a bus
Y'know, as payback or whatever
Definitely not just because they want to see him get big
Y'know, as payback or whatever
Definitely not just because they want to see him get big
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I think Stolas & Blitz should stuff Andrealphus with food until he's the size of a bus
Y'know, as payback or whatever
Definitely not just because they want to see him get big
Y'know, as payback or whatever
Definitely not just because they want to see him get big
Shrunken Blitz eating big food. A cheese wheel three times his size.
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Shrunken Blitz eating big food. A cheese wheel three times his size.
Blitz in some kind of setting where every part of the environment is edible, a-la the Wonka room. He gets to gorge himself and the weight piles on far faster than realistic, but even after he realizes the food must be magic it feels and tastes so good he doesn’t care.
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Blitz in some kind of setting where every part of the environment is edible, a-la the Wonka room. He gets to gorge himself and the weight piles on far faster than realistic, but even after he realizes the food must be magic it feels and tastes so good he doesn’t care.
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I'm still trying to think up a name or any details at all beyond how many gallons they're holding, but I'm liking their highland cow vibe 🥛
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm still trying to think up a name or any details at all beyond how many gallons they're holding, but I'm liking their highland cow vibe 🥛
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
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20s Blitz in the middle of an orgy at the hive where he gets filled up and somebody stuffs a plug in him after he’s filled with cum, then challenges him to an eating or chugging contest so he’s filled up in MULTIPLE ways and ends up a burpy, overstuffed mess.
March 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
20s Blitz in the middle of an orgy at the hive where he gets filled up and somebody stuffs a plug in him after he’s filled with cum, then challenges him to an eating or chugging contest so he’s filled up in MULTIPLE ways and ends up a burpy, overstuffed mess.
Stellaluna makes frequent use of genital-swapping spells to toy around with different parts, so one day she decides to try out cock vore while on a solo mission and cumflates herself by wrapping her beak around the tip after jerking herself off.
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Stellaluna makes frequent use of genital-swapping spells to toy around with different parts, so one day she decides to try out cock vore while on a solo mission and cumflates herself by wrapping her beak around the tip after jerking herself off.
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Zenith flaunting those flabby bird-imp moobs of his.
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Zenith flaunting those flabby bird-imp moobs of his.
Part of the fun of this particular idea is that you can take it in different directions tonewise, with either worship and hand-feeding to go with it for being a living fertility icon who sustains the community, or angst if they’re seen as just a living incubator, but both have some body horror.
AU where, in order to keep as many imps in active working condition as possible, ‘birthing’ imps become a thing where, once an imp realizes they’re pregnant, that pregnancy can be magically transferred to a surrogate whose only job is to carry as many babies as physically possible.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Part of the fun of this particular idea is that you can take it in different directions tonewise, with either worship and hand-feeding to go with it for being a living fertility icon who sustains the community, or angst if they’re seen as just a living incubator, but both have some body horror.
Stellaluna eating targets and getting fat off it and owning her new body, just as eager to play with and tease others. She’s already big, now she’s just big in multiple directions.
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Stellaluna eating targets and getting fat off it and owning her new body, just as eager to play with and tease others. She’s already big, now she’s just big in multiple directions.