Rachel
@hellostarling.bsky.social
I’m just too soft for all of it.
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Rachel
@hellostarling.bsky.social
· Jul 8
I don’t have any nudes on my phone but I do have pictures of my uterine fibroids.
Are you sure you’re in the honeymoon phase? Because it seems like you are actively experiencing psychosis.
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Are you sure you’re in the honeymoon phase? Because it seems like you are actively experiencing psychosis.
When I tell you something made me cry, I mean it made me emotional and I *would have* cried if not for SSRIs.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When I tell you something made me cry, I mean it made me emotional and I *would have* cried if not for SSRIs.
It’s impossible for me to watch a show where a character quits their job and not worry about their health insurance.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s impossible for me to watch a show where a character quits their job and not worry about their health insurance.
how many times can you send yourself an email then immediately panic when you see you’ve received an email before they put you in a home?
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
how many times can you send yourself an email then immediately panic when you see you’ve received an email before they put you in a home?
adulthood is just a never-ending series of doctors appointments.
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
adulthood is just a never-ending series of doctors appointments.
just know if i send a “hope this helps!” and sign off with “Best,” i’m SUPER annoyed.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
just know if i send a “hope this helps!” and sign off with “Best,” i’m SUPER annoyed.
I’m watching Annie Hall for the first time and I’m disappointed to report I really like Annie Hall.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m watching Annie Hall for the first time and I’m disappointed to report I really like Annie Hall.
watching an ep of ER where a father gets arrested for trying to shoplift a pair of ice skates for his kid for Christmas. my man, i’m not telling you how to do your job but maybe instead steal money to buy the incredibly cumbersome gift next time.
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
watching an ep of ER where a father gets arrested for trying to shoplift a pair of ice skates for his kid for Christmas. my man, i’m not telling you how to do your job but maybe instead steal money to buy the incredibly cumbersome gift next time.
“I’m sorry”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“I’m sorry”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
hi i’m rachel and i update my computer for a living.
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
hi i’m rachel and i update my computer for a living.
I wish I could plug my brain into one of those devices that mechanics use to tell why the check engine light came on.
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I wish I could plug my brain into one of those devices that mechanics use to tell why the check engine light came on.
I should be less socially anxious considering I’ve had every possible conversation in my head at least a dozen times.
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I should be less socially anxious considering I’ve had every possible conversation in my head at least a dozen times.
…
I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
September 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
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Look, I know this is kinda gross, but “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - right?
Well… If you can find it in your heart to share and/or repost - I thank you!!
I’ll get back to primary art posts asap!
Well… If you can find it in your heart to share and/or repost - I thank you!!
I’ll get back to primary art posts asap!
August 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Look, I know this is kinda gross, but “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - right?
Well… If you can find it in your heart to share and/or repost - I thank you!!
I’ll get back to primary art posts asap!
Well… If you can find it in your heart to share and/or repost - I thank you!!
I’ll get back to primary art posts asap!
i’m sorry, if you email me after lunch, that’s a tomorrow problem.
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i’m sorry, if you email me after lunch, that’s a tomorrow problem.
I don’t have any nudes on my phone but I do have pictures of my uterine fibroids.
July 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don’t have any nudes on my phone but I do have pictures of my uterine fibroids.
no one talks about one of the most devastating scenes in “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”—when they’re in barnes & noble and all the books are shelved spine-in.
June 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
no one talks about one of the most devastating scenes in “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”—when they’re in barnes & noble and all the books are shelved spine-in.
I don’t even live in New York and I’m crying.
It’s so strange to feel hope, even for a moment.
It’s so strange to feel hope, even for a moment.
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don’t even live in New York and I’m crying.
It’s so strange to feel hope, even for a moment.
It’s so strange to feel hope, even for a moment.
Honorable mentions to Nickel Boys and All of Us Strangers.
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Honorable mentions to Nickel Boys and All of Us Strangers.
hey you ever wonder what it’d be like to switch places for a day? anyway my mom’s been outside my door singing along to neil diamond for an hour come over whenever.
June 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
hey you ever wonder what it’d be like to switch places for a day? anyway my mom’s been outside my door singing along to neil diamond for an hour come over whenever.
Here’s an idea: if you have a deathly hallows tattoo, fill it in with the colors of the trans flag.
May 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here’s an idea: if you have a deathly hallows tattoo, fill it in with the colors of the trans flag.
I can’t fully explain it, but T**** and E*** are Michael Scott and Andy Bernard in this scene.
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I can’t fully explain it, but T**** and E*** are Michael Scott and Andy Bernard in this scene.
be the girl with the apple.
April 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
be the girl with the apple.
Whitesapp and it’s an app for Karens to complain into the void.
April 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Whitesapp and it’s an app for Karens to complain into the void.
I don’t want tougher skin. I want a gentler world.
April 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don’t want tougher skin. I want a gentler world.