Rachel
@hellostarling.bsky.social
I’m just too soft for all of it.
no one talks about one of the most devastating scenes in “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”—when they’re in barnes & noble and all the books are shelved spine-in.
June 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
no one talks about one of the most devastating scenes in “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”—when they’re in barnes & noble and all the books are shelved spine-in.
Honorable mentions to Nickel Boys and All of Us Strangers.
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Honorable mentions to Nickel Boys and All of Us Strangers.
I can’t fully explain it, but T**** and E*** are Michael Scott and Andy Bernard in this scene.
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I can’t fully explain it, but T**** and E*** are Michael Scott and Andy Bernard in this scene.
be the girl with the apple.
April 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
be the girl with the apple.
it’s irresponsible of both zendaya and beyoncé to encourage their impressionable female fans to get bobs.
you do not have a face like zendaya or beyoncé.
you do not have a face like zendaya or beyoncé.
February 12, 2024 at 3:21 AM
it’s irresponsible of both zendaya and beyoncé to encourage their impressionable female fans to get bobs.
you do not have a face like zendaya or beyoncé.
you do not have a face like zendaya or beyoncé.
the trending topics are like a Barbie became sentient.
December 28, 2023 at 2:51 AM
the trending topics are like a Barbie became sentient.
“I’m going to be in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie!”
“Oh my god that’s incredible! Who are you playing??”
“That’s…not important.”
“Oh my god that’s incredible! Who are you playing??”
“That’s…not important.”
December 16, 2023 at 10:54 PM
“I’m going to be in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie!”
“Oh my god that’s incredible! Who are you playing??”
“That’s…not important.”
“Oh my god that’s incredible! Who are you playing??”
“That’s…not important.”
we should kiss under the champagne balloon with testicles
December 2, 2023 at 7:13 PM
we should kiss under the champagne balloon with testicles
meanwhile, on twitter
November 11, 2023 at 10:19 PM
meanwhile, on twitter
Should I be concerned that iPhones don’t know the word “fascism”? (I know I typed it incorrectly, but that should’ve been the first suggestion, no?)
August 13, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Should I be concerned that iPhones don’t know the word “fascism”? (I know I typed it incorrectly, but that should’ve been the first suggestion, no?)
Imagine getting owned by Sesame Street.
July 24, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Imagine getting owned by Sesame Street.
A+ rebranding effort
July 24, 2023 at 4:57 PM
A+ rebranding effort
Halloween costume idea: Bar-bea Arthur
July 14, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Halloween costume idea: Bar-bea Arthur