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Happy Pride Month! 💖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💖
(or the month where people bitch about straight pride, white pride, military pride because they forgot May exists, veteran pride because the forgot November exists, etc etc.)
June 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I really need to know what milkshake hurt Jesse Watters show badly. Like, did he have a lactose intolerance situation? Did he get the runs? Wait - does he think sitting on a toilet is effeminate as well??? Is that where this all started????
March 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just learned my 5 year old niece refers to scalding water as “boil-the-baby-hot” and I will never be the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
March 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Trump's 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 to our ally in the Oval Office is a DAMN SHAME. 

Denigrating a democratic world leader while sitting next to him has not only jeopardized our work with global allies. Once again, Trump's ego just put our national security at risk.
"You're either going to make a deal or we're out."
President Trump to Ukrainian President Zelenskyy : "The problem is I've empowered you to be a tough guy. I don't think you'd be a tough guy without the U.S. You're people are very brave. But, you're e...
www.c-span.org
February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I work a few doors down from an X-Golf and I’ve seen the following outfit 5 times today:

- Dad jeans/khakis
- Dad plaid button down
- Dad puffer vest
- Dad ball cap
- Dad oversized pickup twuck with the big bwight wights and the big vroom vroom wheels (but he prob lives 2 miles away)
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Always stand up to a bully
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Getting word that a few hospitals are offering trans care again after the EO was blocked by a federal judge.

Please send the decision to your hospital, and PLEASE send me a message if your hospital has resumed care, as I’m doing a story on this.
Incredible news!

The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order.

The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care.

ACLU statement here:
February 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Incredible news!

The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order.

The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care.

ACLU statement here:
February 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Receiving a “Didn’t Participate” trophy has been a highlight of my week 😂
February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Another Super Bowl, another round of cranky white people complaining about the inconvenience of being reminded there are brilliant black artists who WILL send a message on their stages.
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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An American flag built on the backs of Black people...

Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways

All this in New Orleans... What a moment
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Breaking news: State attorneys general from California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Nevada, Vermont, and Wisconsin advise Trump's EO banning trans care is unlawful, hospitals should provide care.

Big counter salvo!
Attorney General Neronha and 14 attorneys general issue joint statement on protecting access to gender-affirming care | Rhode Island Attorney General's Office
riag.ri.gov
February 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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By the way, this is now the second time in the first two weeks Trump has folded. They rescinded the memo about the spending freeze outrage, and now they’ve paused the tariffs for Mexico.

He wants you to think he’s all powerful, he isn’t. Keep up the pressure and attention.
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA.

Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.

But here is what we do know. (1/7)
January 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You know, I retract this statement. Specifically saying I know. I mean, I know you *claim* to not support white supremacy & the oppression against marginalized communities. But I know it wasn’t enough for you to fight to make it different. So you haven’t proven to me you truly don’t support it.
“You know I don’t support that.”

I know. I also know ‘that’ wasn’t enough for you to try to change it.
January 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We posted unedited videos of Elon doing a Nazi salute. You desperately took screenshots of left-wing politicians waving to make it look like they’re doing Nazi salutes.

We are not the same.
January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ADL, I didn’t mean to slap you, I was just trying to high five your face 😀
Lmao WHAT!?
January 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“You know I don’t support that.”

I know. I also know ‘that’ wasn’t enough for you to try to change it.
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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- End "radical social experiments" on those on duty (likely trans EO related)
- Return of hostages
- "Gulf of America"
- Rename to Mt. McKinley
- Taking back the Panama canal
- Manifest destiny -> Mars
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Trump now moves to talk about EOs:
- Troops to the southern border
- Alien Enemies Act of 1798 for cities
- Oil Drilling EOs
- End of EV mandate
- Tariffs
- End of "government censorship" (No word on book bans)
- End "social engineering" of race/gender
- End legal recognition of transgender people
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reminder that changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America doesn’t lower grocery or housing prices.
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nature is like ‘No 🥰’
House staff trying to raise the flags to full staff for the inauguration are struggling. The cords are frozen.
January 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM