John
@heliovore117.bsky.social
Former champion of the 50 piece McNuggets Challenge. Current HR Professional.
The Taco Bell Cinnabon delights coffee and 2 packs pastries have the equivalent of a half days worth of sugar.
Glad I googled this after having them for breakfast two days in a row.
Glad I googled this after having them for breakfast two days in a row.
February 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Taco Bell Cinnabon delights coffee and 2 packs pastries have the equivalent of a half days worth of sugar.
Glad I googled this after having them for breakfast two days in a row.
Glad I googled this after having them for breakfast two days in a row.
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
Getting back on the keto diet to look good for a networking event in a month. Pray for me.
February 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Getting back on the keto diet to look good for a networking event in a month. Pray for me.
2pm on a Friday is when my brain officially checks out from the work week. Nothing but a hamster spinning in his wheel up here.
January 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
2pm on a Friday is when my brain officially checks out from the work week. Nothing but a hamster spinning in his wheel up here.
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It's still surprising that Millennials eating avocado toast led to all of this.
January 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's still surprising that Millennials eating avocado toast led to all of this.
I’ve received the final book in a series I’ve been reading for 14 years. I’m not sure my heart is ready for this finality.
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve received the final book in a series I’ve been reading for 14 years. I’m not sure my heart is ready for this finality.
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
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yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Reaching the age of discovering bands my dad grew up with. Next week I will be purchasing New Balance Sneakers.
Who's Crying Now (2022 Remaster)
Journey · Escape (2022 Remaster) · Song · 1981
open.spotify.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reaching the age of discovering bands my dad grew up with. Next week I will be purchasing New Balance Sneakers.
Friend: “Yeah I just joined that Blue-skee app, you should follow me!”
Me: “…it’s pronounced Blue Sky”
Friend: proceeds to contemplate their entire life’s choices.
Me: “…it’s pronounced Blue Sky”
Friend: proceeds to contemplate their entire life’s choices.
January 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Friend: “Yeah I just joined that Blue-skee app, you should follow me!”
Me: “…it’s pronounced Blue Sky”
Friend: proceeds to contemplate their entire life’s choices.
Me: “…it’s pronounced Blue Sky”
Friend: proceeds to contemplate their entire life’s choices.
It’s honestly amazing how the NFL decided to show a Super Bowl no one wants for the second year in a row.
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s honestly amazing how the NFL decided to show a Super Bowl no one wants for the second year in a row.
Hearing from my father’s coworkers that he is unhinged and wild at work is making me question all my life’s decisions.
January 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hearing from my father’s coworkers that he is unhinged and wild at work is making me question all my life’s decisions.
The Gen X obsession with a winter vest and hoodie needs to be studied.
January 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Gen X obsession with a winter vest and hoodie needs to be studied.
He said “jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams”.
January 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He said “jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams”.
So TikTok went full Pet Cemetery, Elon pulled out the Nazi salute during the presidential inauguration, and our biggest governmental concern is…renaming the Gulf of America. January 2025 you were wild.
January 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So TikTok went full Pet Cemetery, Elon pulled out the Nazi salute during the presidential inauguration, and our biggest governmental concern is…renaming the Gulf of America. January 2025 you were wild.
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For the first time this morning while doing my stretching exercises I said "big stretch" in my head and I blame all y'all cat people on here.
January 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For the first time this morning while doing my stretching exercises I said "big stretch" in my head and I blame all y'all cat people on here.
Me: Dear God I want to drastically cut back on my drinking and live healthier.
God: Okay, how does being prescribed two weeks of antibiotics sound?
Me: Wait, no, fuck it, I guess that’s how we’ll do this.
God: Okay, how does being prescribed two weeks of antibiotics sound?
Me: Wait, no, fuck it, I guess that’s how we’ll do this.
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Me: Dear God I want to drastically cut back on my drinking and live healthier.
God: Okay, how does being prescribed two weeks of antibiotics sound?
Me: Wait, no, fuck it, I guess that’s how we’ll do this.
God: Okay, how does being prescribed two weeks of antibiotics sound?
Me: Wait, no, fuck it, I guess that’s how we’ll do this.
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I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
January 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
I watched the clock hit midnight on Jan 1st and thought “this will be the year I rediscover who I am”.
Turns out that it’s finding passion in music, books, and a renewed hate for our American government.
Turns out that it’s finding passion in music, books, and a renewed hate for our American government.
January 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I watched the clock hit midnight on Jan 1st and thought “this will be the year I rediscover who I am”.
Turns out that it’s finding passion in music, books, and a renewed hate for our American government.
Turns out that it’s finding passion in music, books, and a renewed hate for our American government.
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how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism: