small h
@helenjp.bsky.social
a virgin who can't drive
also a local tomato
also a local tomato
Mid-martini, looking up at my neighbors' window and watching them light their menorah. Mood: serene.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Mid-martini, looking up at my neighbors' window and watching them light their menorah. Mood: serene.
Any reel that prompts me to "watch 'til the end" is an immediate close and move on. I've been burned too many times.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Any reel that prompts me to "watch 'til the end" is an immediate close and move on. I've been burned too many times.
Absolutely, positively the last tomatoes of 2025. They are taking their sweet time getting ripe, so I’m hoping for a New Year’s Day salad.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Absolutely, positively the last tomatoes of 2025. They are taking their sweet time getting ripe, so I’m hoping for a New Year’s Day salad.
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Pan-fried haddock, lemon-braised potatoes, Brussels sprouts and mushrooms. Could be wedding food!
#cookingsky #homecooking
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#cookingsky #homecooking
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December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pan-fried haddock, lemon-braised potatoes, Brussels sprouts and mushrooms. Could be wedding food!
#cookingsky #homecooking
🍽🥔🐟🍄🟫
#cookingsky #homecooking
🍽🥔🐟🍄🟫
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Squid with pickled mustard greens. I like this less than I used to, but I still like it alright. And soft tofu with avocado under some ponzu-esque sauce.
#cookingsky #homecooking
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#cookingsky #homecooking
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December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Squid with pickled mustard greens. I like this less than I used to, but I still like it alright. And soft tofu with avocado under some ponzu-esque sauce.
#cookingsky #homecooking
🍽️🦑🥑
#cookingsky #homecooking
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The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting on NBC is rated PG for dialogue. Is it because people keep saying “Happy Holidays”? And that’s offensive to idiots? I am somewhat mystified. 🎄
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting on NBC is rated PG for dialogue. Is it because people keep saying “Happy Holidays”? And that’s offensive to idiots? I am somewhat mystified. 🎄
Soft tofu with mustard greens, egg, watermelon radish, shrimp and shiitakes. Plus leftover sauce from my recent trip to Xi’an Famous Foods. And balcony cilantro, go figure!
#homecooking #cookingsky
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#homecooking #cookingsky
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December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Soft tofu with mustard greens, egg, watermelon radish, shrimp and shiitakes. Plus leftover sauce from my recent trip to Xi’an Famous Foods. And balcony cilantro, go figure!
#homecooking #cookingsky
🍽🌱🥚🍤🥬🍄
#homecooking #cookingsky
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Haddock over roasted brussels sprouts and mushrooms, with a sage rosemary beurre blanc.
#homecooking #cookingsky
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#homecooking #cookingsky
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December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Haddock over roasted brussels sprouts and mushrooms, with a sage rosemary beurre blanc.
#homecooking #cookingsky
🍽🌱🍄🐟🥬
#homecooking #cookingsky
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Cauliflower leaf and potato curry. Low on food! Need to shop! This was pretty good, though!
#cookingsky #homecooking
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#cookingsky #homecooking
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November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Cauliflower leaf and potato curry. Low on food! Need to shop! This was pretty good, though!
#cookingsky #homecooking
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#cookingsky #homecooking
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November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Laszlo is taking a post-vet visit recovery day. He got a clean bill of health and did not need to be sedated. Yay.
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#catsky #catsofbluesky
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#catsky #catsofbluesky
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Laszlo is taking a post-vet visit recovery day. He got a clean bill of health and did not need to be sedated. Yay.
🐈⬛
#catsky #catsofbluesky
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#catsky #catsofbluesky
Soondubu jjigae. Slightly unorthodox ‘cause the tofu is not soft (also, cilantro). But it’s soft enough!
Don’t worry, I mixed the egg in, and it cooked. No one dies of salmonella on my watch, least of all me.
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#cookingsky #homecooking
Don’t worry, I mixed the egg in, and it cooked. No one dies of salmonella on my watch, least of all me.
🍽🌱🍤🍄🦑🐟🍆
#cookingsky #homecooking
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Soondubu jjigae. Slightly unorthodox ‘cause the tofu is not soft (also, cilantro). But it’s soft enough!
Don’t worry, I mixed the egg in, and it cooked. No one dies of salmonella on my watch, least of all me.
🍽🌱🍤🍄🦑🐟🍆
#cookingsky #homecooking
Don’t worry, I mixed the egg in, and it cooked. No one dies of salmonella on my watch, least of all me.
🍽🌱🍤🍄🦑🐟🍆
#cookingsky #homecooking
Beans & greens & egg. It’s likely to freeze tonight, so I took in the last of the balcony chard, sorrel and kale. And probably the last of the parsley as well, but it might be immortal.
#cookingsky #homecooking
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#cookingsky #homecooking
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Beans & greens & egg. It’s likely to freeze tonight, so I took in the last of the balcony chard, sorrel and kale. And probably the last of the parsley as well, but it might be immortal.
#cookingsky #homecooking
🫘🌱🥬🍽
#cookingsky #homecooking
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November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
JFC @senangusking.bsky.social HOW STUPID ARE YOU??? Oh, part of the deal is a vote! Well, that sounds terrific. I'm sure it will happen.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
JFC @senangusking.bsky.social HOW STUPID ARE YOU??? Oh, part of the deal is a vote! Well, that sounds terrific. I'm sure it will happen.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Two old friends, mapo tofu (with mushroom subbing in for pork), and hot & sour eggplant. Ideal for the gal who loves her mise en place. Also reveling in my best cilantro year ever after a great many mediocre cilantro years and some downright miserable cilantro years. November cilantro FTW!
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November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Two old friends, mapo tofu (with mushroom subbing in for pork), and hot & sour eggplant. Ideal for the gal who loves her mise en place. Also reveling in my best cilantro year ever after a great many mediocre cilantro years and some downright miserable cilantro years. November cilantro FTW!
🍽️🌱🍆🍄
🍽️🌱🍆🍄
He’s not the most affectionate boy, but sometimes we “hold hands” while we watch tv. #laszlothewondercat #catsky #catsofbluesky 🐈⬛
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He’s not the most affectionate boy, but sometimes we “hold hands” while we watch tv. #laszlothewondercat #catsky #catsofbluesky 🐈⬛
I went to the Union Square Greenmarket. Life is good. Rice bowl with bok choy, broccolini, oyster mushrooms and tuna.
#homecooking #cookingsky
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#homecooking #cookingsky
🍽️🌱🥦🍄
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I went to the Union Square Greenmarket. Life is good. Rice bowl with bok choy, broccolini, oyster mushrooms and tuna.
#homecooking #cookingsky
🍽️🌱🥦🍄
#homecooking #cookingsky
🍽️🌱🥦🍄
Suggestions for a glyph to represent The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Suggestions for a glyph to represent The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince.
Challenge! Make dinner from not much. Leftover mac&cheese, some more of that giant cauliflower you bought at the Belleayre Mountain Fall Fest (many) weeks ago.
I wouldn’t go out of my way to eat this again. But it was not terrible. (Secret ingredient: salt)
🍽 #homecooking #cookingsky
I wouldn’t go out of my way to eat this again. But it was not terrible. (Secret ingredient: salt)
🍽 #homecooking #cookingsky
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Challenge! Make dinner from not much. Leftover mac&cheese, some more of that giant cauliflower you bought at the Belleayre Mountain Fall Fest (many) weeks ago.
I wouldn’t go out of my way to eat this again. But it was not terrible. (Secret ingredient: salt)
🍽 #homecooking #cookingsky
I wouldn’t go out of my way to eat this again. But it was not terrible. (Secret ingredient: salt)
🍽 #homecooking #cookingsky