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a virgin who can't drive
also a local tomato
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NO KINGS NYC mass march · No Kings
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February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Raita with black salt, squid moilee with too-thin gravy, better luck next time, small h.

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February 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
For my Very First Sheet Pan Recipe, I went with the NYT's approximation of shrimp fried rice. I added celery, onion, carrot and fried egg. And it was pretty good, although the rice really stuck like hell to the foil I lined my baking sheet with. Shown here with a smashed cuke salad.

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February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
When life gives you lemons, sleep on your face.

🐈‍⬛ #catsky #catsofbluesky #tuxedocats #laszlothewondercat
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Spaghetti squash with vegetable-heavy tomato sauce. Big bowl o’ slop! Good slop!

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January 27, 2026 at 2:06 PM
In solidarity with Minneapolis, thousands rally in Union Square. Get out there. Stay out there. Until all of us are safe and free.
#AbolishICE #womensmarch #DSA #PSC
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Silken tofu with furikake, scallion, soy & sesame oil.

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#homecooking #cookingsky #tofu
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Neeps & tatties, hake on spinach.

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#homecooking #cookingsky #scottishfood
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
English muffins! Came out legit. Too much work to make, though.

#cookingsky #homecooking #englishmuffins

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January 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Love ya, Tony, but who fucking cares.

I do not feel polite today.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/b...
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Broiled perch with thyme & lemon. A mysterious container pulled from the freezer, which turned out to contain curried Romanesco cauliflower and potatoes.

#cookingsky #homecooking

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January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Tried a miso dashi for tonight’s soba soup. I think I prefer the less busy broth.

#cookingsky #homecooking

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January 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A scene from yesterday’s march down 5th Ave. We will keep this going until our country is safe and free for everyone who calls it home.

#indivisible #workingfamilies #nokings
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Tom yum koong. I did pretty well with this - didn’t have fresh chiles, but paste worked, and with some fermented shrimp paste, fish sauce, lime leaves and actual lime, I think I came within striking distance of “right.”

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#cookingsky #homecooking
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Squid, stuffed, stewed & sliced.

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#homecooking #cookingsky
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Oh, this is so unexpected! I don't even have a speech prepared.

#connections #nerdsky
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The path to shrimp and asparagus risotto (with thyme, parm and lemon zest).

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January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Anyone else hearing "I think we'll be greeted as liberators" playing on a loop in their head?
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Cullen skink! Made from Christmas brunch leftover latkes and smoked trout. Ending the year with THRIFT!

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#homecooking #cookingsky #scottishfood
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Annual Christmas Day brunch, which - as tradition demands - means I put out at least three times as much food as eleven people (this year’s guest list) can eat.

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#christmasbrunch #smokedfish
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Genuinely curious who got my re-gifted heart after you gave it away last December 26th.
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My distrust of (a good portion of) the mainstream / legacy / whatever-you-wanna-call-it media has reached this point:

I see headlines like this and conclude that everyone's just waiting to declare that T***p has rebounded! Come roaring back! Is once again firmly in control of the Republican party!
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM