Or even, good luck…

God luck from the UK, Mark!

Some otters' noses for me, please.

What a shower of spiteful little grifters they are.

Yes please!

Brilliant. Thank you.

I don't know how you can bear it Jeremy. I'd just eat the lot and be the size of the QEII.

This malarkey has makes me think of the People's Front of Judea for a while now. Usually I think about it and have a chuckle. Today I sought out the scene from Life of Brian on YouTube - and, low, there I beheld my people!

Excellent critique Emma. Thank you. I wanted to read the original article but couldn't because it's behind a paywall. Now you have relieved me of the need to seek it out. It's a bit like that poor fella lamenting the loss of his winter fuel allowance whilst sporting a £5k Rolex...

And, btw, send Holmes to my office first thing on Monday morning. @jonholmes.bsky.social

Phew! What a relief. I’m sure Hislop would have given you your marching orders otherwise. Keep up the good work. A+

He looks fab. He’ll have so many people wanting him. Was it Earth filming? Stormzy keeps looking at the camera.

Terrifying. And Orwellian.

They’re on your head!