Hels
@heledd.bsky.social
Relentless optimist. Massive nerd but not of the Star Trek kind. Drive a broomstick, not a car. Animal lover. She/Her.
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
I love the London Undergroud
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I love the London Undergroud
My mother got a £60 parking charge. She was going to pay it but I insisted she let me appeal it for her. Just got an email confirming it’s been cancelled.
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My mother got a £60 parking charge. She was going to pay it but I insisted she let me appeal it for her. Just got an email confirming it’s been cancelled.
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
Laura Kuenssberg in a nutshell.
September 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Laura Kuenssberg in a nutshell.
These absolute beasts are growing in my garden. They’re enormous- at least 6 inches tall, probably more. Tried googling them but no luck, so if anyone knows what they are, I’d appreciate it.
September 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
These absolute beasts are growing in my garden. They’re enormous- at least 6 inches tall, probably more. Tried googling them but no luck, so if anyone knows what they are, I’d appreciate it.
I just learned something cool. This is a blanket octopus- one of the rarest species of octopus in the world. The female grows to 6ft long, but the male is only 2in- so she’s 40,000 times his size. Somehow they still mate (I doubt she gets much out of it). Stay with me, because it gets better. 🧵
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just learned something cool. This is a blanket octopus- one of the rarest species of octopus in the world. The female grows to 6ft long, but the male is only 2in- so she’s 40,000 times his size. Somehow they still mate (I doubt she gets much out of it). Stay with me, because it gets better. 🧵
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
July 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Just saw this on TikTok and thought, “…..That’s perfect.”
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Just saw this on TikTok and thought, “…..That’s perfect.”
Your cat is lovely! I also have a lovely cat. 🥰
May 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Your cat is lovely! I also have a lovely cat. 🥰
Post a photo of yourself from a different era.
Second from the right, first Glastonbury, aged 15 in 1997.
Second from the right, first Glastonbury, aged 15 in 1997.
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Post a photo of yourself from a different era.
Second from the right, first Glastonbury, aged 15 in 1997.
Second from the right, first Glastonbury, aged 15 in 1997.
When you give a 12-year-old a smartphone, you might as well be handing them all the adult knowledge in the universe wrapped in a bow and saying, “Here, deal with this.” It rarely ends well.
March 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When you give a 12-year-old a smartphone, you might as well be handing them all the adult knowledge in the universe wrapped in a bow and saying, “Here, deal with this.” It rarely ends well.
I don’t know why this meme gave me a warm glow, but it did. Now it can give you a warm glow too.
March 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don’t know why this meme gave me a warm glow, but it did. Now it can give you a warm glow too.
Share a character who didn’t deserve their fate.
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Share a character who didn’t deserve their fate.
I’m far too emotional right now for all these Brave Little Anglerfish memes.
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m far too emotional right now for all these Brave Little Anglerfish memes.
I’ve been thinking about this little anglerfish all week.
February 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve been thinking about this little anglerfish all week.
If you haven’t heard about the viral little anglerfish, here’s a story to melt your heart. Anglerfish live in total darkness, in the deepest depths of the ocean. The only light they ever see is the one they make themselves. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you haven’t heard about the viral little anglerfish, here’s a story to melt your heart. Anglerfish live in total darkness, in the deepest depths of the ocean. The only light they ever see is the one they make themselves. 🧵
Meanwhile, over on Facebook, the best story I’ve read so far this year.
February 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Meanwhile, over on Facebook, the best story I’ve read so far this year.