Heisenburger
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]
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February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Donald would flip his wig if he saw it.
February 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Donald would flip his wig if he saw it.
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The United States has the world's richest man who is taking food and medicine from the world's poorest children.
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The United States has the world's richest man who is taking food and medicine from the world's poorest children.
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And comes with a painful sting!
February 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
And comes with a painful sting!
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So… Who got the job because of the way she looks or who she knows, and not her qualifications?
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So… Who got the job because of the way she looks or who she knows, and not her qualifications?
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Who wants to tell him?
January 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who wants to tell him?
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this new Tesla speedometer looks awful
January 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
this new Tesla speedometer looks awful
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We cannot afford to shut our eyes #reality #thisisamerica
January 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We cannot afford to shut our eyes #reality #thisisamerica
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Victor is a smart guy!
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Victor is a smart guy!
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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Egg prices are up 37% and rising.
It’s day 4.
It’s day 4.
January 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Egg prices are up 37% and rising.
It’s day 4.
It’s day 4.
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
And this was only day one. Buckle up folks
January 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
And this was only day one. Buckle up folks
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They really are.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They really are.
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January 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Sums it up nicely.
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sums it up nicely.