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I just saw “CBB” in the sports betting app and was like “oh cool can I bet on my favorite comedians and what character they’re gonna play”
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just saw “CBB” in the sports betting app and was like “oh cool can I bet on my favorite comedians and what character they’re gonna play”
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Just want to get out ahead of this: I love being a lazy piece of shit and I’m never going to stop
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Just want to get out ahead of this: I love being a lazy piece of shit and I’m never going to stop
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A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
my favourite since i was a kid she’s so messy i love her
November 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
my favourite since i was a kid she’s so messy i love her
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Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch.
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
November 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch.
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
think i might eat an entire toutière tonight
November 22, 2024 at 5:25 AM
think i might eat an entire toutière tonight
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I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
youtube.com/watch?v=ENDe... this is my favourite youtube video at the moment
youtube.com
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=ENDe... this is my favourite youtube video at the moment
love sunny d but drinking it does feel slightly juvenile somehow
November 16, 2024 at 1:02 AM
love sunny d but drinking it does feel slightly juvenile somehow
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smoking that shit that makes you feel like billy bob thornton live
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
smoking that shit that makes you feel like billy bob thornton live
i hope she’s eating one of those little cat tubes or maybe some yummy fish right now <3
November 15, 2024 at 6:26 AM
i hope she’s eating one of those little cat tubes or maybe some yummy fish right now <3
very strange energy to some of the posts on here. feels like how people on tumblr used to talk about tumblr
November 15, 2024 at 6:23 AM
very strange energy to some of the posts on here. feels like how people on tumblr used to talk about tumblr
walking my dog after dark and seeing the bird scooters get taken into the big van feels like witnessing something i shouldn’t witness… like seeing an abduction or something
November 15, 2024 at 6:09 AM
walking my dog after dark and seeing the bird scooters get taken into the big van feels like witnessing something i shouldn’t witness… like seeing an abduction or something
if i were spenny i would’ve killed kenny with hammers i can tell you that much
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 AM
if i were spenny i would’ve killed kenny with hammers i can tell you that much
im a one platform voter and that platform is criminalizing complaining about being an older sister
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 AM
im a one platform voter and that platform is criminalizing complaining about being an older sister
i feel so stressed and insane right now i cannot imagine being an american rn like
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 AM
i feel so stressed and insane right now i cannot imagine being an american rn like
megan calvet and marissa cooper would be best friends i think
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 AM
megan calvet and marissa cooper would be best friends i think
the feeling i have towards my metis ancestors is what i imagine swifties have towards taylor swift
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
the feeling i have towards my metis ancestors is what i imagine swifties have towards taylor swift
if you praise someone for looking young it just means you think old people are ugly
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
if you praise someone for looking young it just means you think old people are ugly
bumped into him when i was walking my dog the other day he was riding a bird scooter took everything in me not to laugh in his face
anyone else watching TARC… anyone else hate the big brother guy…
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
bumped into him when i was walking my dog the other day he was riding a bird scooter took everything in me not to laugh in his face
keeping track of this as a conversation starter. there are more but i will not discuss
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
keeping track of this as a conversation starter. there are more but i will not discuss
It’s so weird seeing americans get so angry about people voting 3rd party because they don’t want to enable a genocide like… me and so many people my age vote 3rd party up here. it’s almost as if actually allowing people to vote for another option and not shaming them works
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
It’s so weird seeing americans get so angry about people voting 3rd party because they don’t want to enable a genocide like… me and so many people my age vote 3rd party up here. it’s almost as if actually allowing people to vote for another option and not shaming them works
i woke up one day and the whole internet expected me to know who justin baldoni was
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
i woke up one day and the whole internet expected me to know who justin baldoni was
driving lesson day 2 complete. went on deerfoot 🥴
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 AM
driving lesson day 2 complete. went on deerfoot 🥴