Heavy Scene Macaque
@heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social
I am America's next drag supervisor
Seattle, WA
Seattle, WA
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.
I'm not offline but I'm becoming offline enough that I am forgetting how people type and the discourse they have about stupid shit.
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.
Really in my stomp and clap era
(Mostly stomping)
(Mostly stomping)
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Really in my stomp and clap era
(Mostly stomping)
(Mostly stomping)
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
September 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
(during sentencing)
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
(during sentencing)
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
Keep your head on a snivel
August 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Keep your head on a snivel
Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol
August 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol
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If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.
August 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
August 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period
July 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period
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im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!
June 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!
(INT. STAR SHIP)
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
(INT. STAR SHIP)
What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"
June 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"
😍😍😍
EXCLUSIVE: City Councilmember Cathy Moore will announce this afternoon that she is stepping down as of July 7, PubliCola has learned.
June 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
😍😍😍
Sprained my back doing what exactly
May 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Sprained my back doing what exactly
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
May 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
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Calling out of work due to a witch’s curse
May 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Calling out of work due to a witch’s curse
Me when I want a kiss
May 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me when I want a kiss
What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair
May 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair
Has anyone ever hollowed out a baguette and filled it with hot soup so you can sip it like a thermos
May 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Has anyone ever hollowed out a baguette and filled it with hot soup so you can sip it like a thermos
Wash out this council
here's the staff memo on Cathy Moore's proposal to loosen city ethics rules so that council members with financial conflicts must only disclose conflicts, rather than recuse themselves from votes that might benefit them
seattle.legistar.com/View.ashx?M=...
seattle.legistar.com/View.ashx?M=...
seattle.legistar.com
May 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Wash out this council
Still doing this every night
The tariffs leaving my body as I place my feet in a detox bath
April 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Still doing this every night
Enjoyed some last minute Minogue
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Enjoyed some last minute Minogue