Heavy Scene Macaque
@heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social
I am America's next drag supervisor
Seattle, WA
Seattle, WA
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
September 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
August 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
(INT. STAR SHIP)
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
(INT. STAR SHIP)
Sprained my back doing what exactly
May 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Sprained my back doing what exactly
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
May 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
Me when I want a kiss
May 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me when I want a kiss
What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair
May 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair
But I did it!
May 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
But I did it!
Enjoyed some last minute Minogue
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Enjoyed some last minute Minogue
This cat only has molars, change my mind
April 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This cat only has molars, change my mind
Someone said my neck looked 32 last night
April 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Someone said my neck looked 32 last night
The tariffs leaving my body as I place my feet in a detox bath
April 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The tariffs leaving my body as I place my feet in a detox bath
Hazing ritual
April 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hazing ritual
Someone said I looked 25 last night
March 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Someone said I looked 25 last night
Absolutely appalled this game ever made it past the American Censors. Do not let your children play Woman Wearing Panty Land for the Super Nintendo.
March 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Absolutely appalled this game ever made it past the American Censors. Do not let your children play Woman Wearing Panty Land for the Super Nintendo.
Sometimes when I send a skeet via DM, the media is very small and leaves a big gap between the next message. The video plays at this very tiny size. I'm on Galaxy S24 Ultra.
March 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes when I send a skeet via DM, the media is very small and leaves a big gap between the next message. The video plays at this very tiny size. I'm on Galaxy S24 Ultra.
Getting awfully close to chopping off my hair.
March 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Getting awfully close to chopping off my hair.
Returning to drag sounds hard
March 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Returning to drag sounds hard
