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solomon.
@heavenlyinyou.bsky.social
( parody account ). retired grand caster: solomon, king of magecraft.

✒: mari
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“ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ
ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.”

#FateRP#FGORP#MythRP#MVRP
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 AM
mage: oh king, my stomach aches.

me: have you tried pain killers.

mage: oh king, pls grant us a child.

me: try IVF first then come back to me if it doesn't work out.

mage: oh king, i want a RTX 5090.

me: what the heck. *I* can't get a hold of one either!!!
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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"A mortal would call for me without even offering a sacrifice?"

🐍Serious/Crack
🐍Multiship w/ chem, bi
🐍All art is official, edits are mine/will be sourced
🐍SFW on TL, NSFW earned in DMs

More info below
October 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」

May 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
January 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
|| me at that edit is like: olga, get away from there. that place sucks.

Olga be like: maybe marie wants mid gacha who won't torture her and where there are pretty boys. huh. marie also wants better ui.

me: OLGA, THE POWER CREEP IS BAD!

olga: marie has money.
January 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
|| everyone here (2 people) writing everyone (like 6 people).

i need to step it up. perhaps.
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I'll be back later. Busy schedule tonight.
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
merlin, first time meeting me in this timeline: h-

me, predicting years of awkward encounters: it's small, please leave me alone. i also have a tendency to get sudden bowel movement issues when i get nervous and stressed so i really wouldn't try in the back either. im so sorry.
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Dimensional rift to store all your excess inventory for only 250 gold pieces a fortnight can be a good deal if you store high tier spells and really good consummables like a steak dinner and a strawberry parfait with the strawberries you get from Whole Foods.
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 9:35 PM
At a gay bar right now trying to distract myself from missing my old Master (and also I wanted to check out the drink selection) and I really didn't think "gay furry club" was literal.
January 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
|| 🧍‍♂️
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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  The cherished days we've piled up
       blur into the ash-colored sky.
I understand that much, that nothing lasts forever.

― READ ALT TEXT.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION.
September 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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#USRP ― ADALID #087 】
The Thievius Raccoonus doesn't create great thieves.
It takes great thieves to create the Thievius Raccoonus!
#SLYRP × #MVRP
January 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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【 KNIGHT OF THE SUN 】
ㅤThis FIRE shall cleanse all
ㅤthe impurity of this world.
#HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
#FANTASYRP
#FGORP#FATERP
March 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Goodbye, Senpai.
I really want you to know,
         I love you.
― READ ALT TEXT.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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DARKNUT, KAEL.

These KNIGHTS are well-protected by their round bucklers and mighty armor.

If you use a parry attack to JUMP UP and KNOCK OFF THEIR HELMETS, it'll spell their doom.

― READ ALT TEXT.
― ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW.
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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#USRP ― ADALID #150 】
Throw away humanity, stay away from the wolves;
become a sword to be swung just once.
#HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
January 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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#USRP ― ADALID #146 】
    Stand up, dammit.
    Hold your head up high
             and FIGHT!
#FGORP#FATERP
#HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
January 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
|| why are there bots already.

my bank account is small and drains quickly from life, pls leave me alone. </3
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I'm scared to look into what Goetia has done with my body.

How much do I owe the government in taxes. And debt.
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM