✒: mari
me: have you tried pain killers.
mage: oh king, pls grant us a child.
me: try IVF first then come back to me if it doesn't work out.
mage: oh king, i want a RTX 5090.
me: what the heck. *I* can't get a hold of one either!!!
me: have you tried pain killers.
mage: oh king, pls grant us a child.
me: try IVF first then come back to me if it doesn't work out.
mage: oh king, i want a RTX 5090.
me: what the heck. *I* can't get a hold of one either!!!
🐍Serious/Crack
🐍Multiship w/ chem, bi
🐍All art is official, edits are mine/will be sourced
🐍SFW on TL, NSFW earned in DMs
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🐍Serious/Crack
🐍Multiship w/ chem, bi
🐍All art is official, edits are mine/will be sourced
🐍SFW on TL, NSFW earned in DMs
More info below
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」
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Olga be like: maybe marie wants mid gacha who won't torture her and where there are pretty boys. huh. marie also wants better ui.
me: OLGA, THE POWER CREEP IS BAD!
olga: marie has money.
Olga be like: maybe marie wants mid gacha who won't torture her and where there are pretty boys. huh. marie also wants better ui.
me: OLGA, THE POWER CREEP IS BAD!
olga: marie has money.
i need to step it up. perhaps.
i need to step it up. perhaps.
me, predicting years of awkward encounters: it's small, please leave me alone. i also have a tendency to get sudden bowel movement issues when i get nervous and stressed so i really wouldn't try in the back either. im so sorry.
me, predicting years of awkward encounters: it's small, please leave me alone. i also have a tendency to get sudden bowel movement issues when i get nervous and stressed so i really wouldn't try in the back either. im so sorry.
The cherished days we've piled up
blur into the ash-colored sky.
I understand that much, that nothing lasts forever.
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The cherished days we've piled up
blur into the ash-colored sky.
I understand that much, that nothing lasts forever.
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The Thievius Raccoonus doesn't create great thieves.
It takes great thieves to create the Thievius Raccoonus!
- #SLYRP × #MVRP
The Thievius Raccoonus doesn't create great thieves.
It takes great thieves to create the Thievius Raccoonus!
- #SLYRP × #MVRP
I'm fighting every instinct in my 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣.
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I'm fighting every instinct in my 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣.
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THE IMPRISONED ONE.
This ETERNAL BEING has conquered time itself.
The source of all monsters.
According to tales passed down through generations,
it appears differently in each epoch and to each person who lays eyes on it.
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THE IMPRISONED ONE.
This ETERNAL BEING has conquered time itself.
The source of all monsters.
According to tales passed down through generations,
it appears differently in each epoch and to each person who lays eyes on it.
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ㅤThis FIRE shall cleanse all
ㅤthe impurity of this world.
- #HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
- #FANTASYRP
- #FGORP ‣ #FATERP
ㅤThis FIRE shall cleanse all
ㅤthe impurity of this world.
- #HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
- #FANTASYRP
- #FGORP ‣ #FATERP
DARKNUT, KAEL.
These KNIGHTS are well-protected by their round bucklers and mighty armor.
If you use a parry attack to JUMP UP and KNOCK OFF THEIR HELMETS, it'll spell their doom.
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DARKNUT, KAEL.
These KNIGHTS are well-protected by their round bucklers and mighty armor.
If you use a parry attack to JUMP UP and KNOCK OFF THEIR HELMETS, it'll spell their doom.
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Throw away humanity, stay away from the wolves;
become a sword to be swung just once.
- #HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
Throw away humanity, stay away from the wolves;
become a sword to be swung just once.
- #HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
Stand up, dammit.
Hold your head up high
and FIGHT!
- #FGORP ‣ #FATERP
- #HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
Stand up, dammit.
Hold your head up high
and FIGHT!
- #FGORP ‣ #FATERP
- #HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
my bank account is small and drains quickly from life, pls leave me alone. </3
my bank account is small and drains quickly from life, pls leave me alone. </3
How much do I owe the government in taxes. And debt.
How much do I owe the government in taxes. And debt.