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ambrosius. ❪slow❫
@rosemagus.bsky.social
your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them.

death count: 1
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」

// My note that I don't think I've forgotten any of my threads (even if I haven't replied in a long time). My muse kind of low, logged on, and my muse got even lower lol. I'll be on other accounts for now but I'll try to get back to everyone soon.
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
He makes a great show of appearing; the usual flurry of petals and faint wisps of mana. His form hovers above the plushie, resisting the insistent urge to land on top of it, crushing it underfoot.

"Usually, warlocks use the name in their summoning spells, but I rather like the titles."
"I summon thee, oh great and powerful demon. Antichrist and vile deceiver. Flower of the world's evil."
He’s making a binding circle, and setting a certain white-haired, fluffy plush in the middle.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
"Sometimes is key. It is sometimes more a flaw than a boon."

He holds Majora close with one arm while he gazes lazily into the sky.

"My philosophy is enjoying the little things and sweating the big things."
"I wish I could be as carefree as you sometimes."

He snuggled against Merlin, treating him like a plush.
"Eh?"

He'd already forgotten. It was more funny than anything, so it slid right off of him.

"Dunno what you mean. Methinks you worry too much."
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
"Eh?"

He'd already forgotten. It was more funny than anything, so it slid right off of him.

"Dunno what you mean. Methinks you worry too much."
"I don't care about how long it took. I care about the fact that you bothered to make such an entertaining surprise. Especially after... Earlier..."

He looked ashamed of the remark he made towards Myr.
Merlin catches him with a massive grin.

"I glad you enjoyed it. I spent a while designing it... Or is it more impressive saying I made it up on the spot, like the prodigy I claim to be?"
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Merlin catches him with a massive grin.

"I glad you enjoyed it. I spent a while designing it... Or is it more impressive saying I made it up on the spot, like the prodigy I claim to be?"
Majora stared at the light show in wonder. A phoenix? A beautiful bird of fire? That's what Merlin had up his sleeve!

Without missing a beat, once the bird vanished, Majora tackled Myr with the brightest smile.

"That was better than the fireworks show tonight! Thank you, Myrddin! Happy new year."
The box bursts into flames, and every firework goes off at once.

... Then the flames burst into the sky, swirling and dancing about, eventually taking the shape of a phoenix. It soars between each burst of the fireworks, shifting between blues, purples, and oranges, before dissipating.
January 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The box bursts into flames, and every firework goes off at once.

... Then the flames burst into the sky, swirling and dancing about, eventually taking the shape of a phoenix. It soars between each burst of the fireworks, shifting between blues, purples, and oranges, before dissipating.
Majora gracefully tossed the flame at the box with a smile. Would it blow up, or would something else happen?
He drops the ball of flame into Majora's palm, then makes a throwing motion at the box.

"Go on."
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
He drops the ball of flame into Majora's palm, then makes a throwing motion at the box.

"Go on."
"Hm?"

He could easily fire his laser beam at the box. What was Merlin planning?

He cautiously held his hand out with a puzzled look.
He snaps his finger, and a small ball of flame hovers above his fingers. He extends his hand towards Majjy.

"Hold you hand out, it'll hover just above your palms. Then you can lob it at the box."
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
He snaps his finger, and a small ball of flame hovers above his fingers. He extends his hand towards Majjy.

"Hold you hand out, it'll hover just above your palms. Then you can lob it at the box."
Majora's eyes begin to glow.

"I want to blow up the whole box!"
He sets the box down and opens the top.

"Now hear me out, do we set them up, or blow up the whole box and see what happens?"
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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shakes my fat ass
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ooh, so you do have a scary side.
[There's an evil aura around him. It's pure malice, the evil of humanity. Beast of Pettiness.]

I'm gonna work him like a dog. Then he will never know relaxation ever again.
Starting off the new year with a heaping pile of warm shit.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
He sets the box down and opens the top.

"Now hear me out, do we set them up, or blow up the whole box and see what happens?"
Majora is grinning from ear to ear.

"Hell yeah! Now you're speaking my language!"
@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

He reappears beside Majjy. This time, he's carrying a crate of fireworks.

"Oi, ever set one of these off?"
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Starting off the new year with a heaping pile of warm shit.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
// The meme's only funny if absolutely nobody responds to it.
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

He reappears beside Majjy. This time, he's carrying a crate of fireworks.

"Oi, ever set one of these off?"
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"Uh-huh." Still cloaked, one wing smacks Majora in the face. Merlin doesn't wait around after—he ducks away immediately.
"Well, now we're even on insults~"
"I don't want to be compared to a lightweight when my situation was 'drinking dozens of gallons of extremely hard liquor in one sitting.' It's not like I had one bottle and called it quits."
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"I don't want to be compared to a lightweight when my situation was 'drinking dozens of gallons of extremely hard liquor in one sitting.' It's not like I had one bottle and called it quits."
"Am I telling a lie, Myr?"
Now why is he catching a stray??????
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now why is he catching a stray??????
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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ᯓ★ 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐚.

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. ݁₊

𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩.
𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦.
𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳.
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝗙𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗪𝗶𝗻.

♡/⟳
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Mmh, I don't mind it... Do you want to do something for New Year's?"
He hugs Merlin with a smile on his face.

"Sorry for being a bit needy. It's close to New Year's Eve."
Some jokes write themselves.
...He holds his arms out.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Some jokes write themselves.
...He holds his arms out.
"Oh? Speak of the devil himself! Hi, Myr."
Something wicked this way comes.
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Something wicked this way comes.
"Hmmm... Plushie, or the real thing?"
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Humans are weak. Gods, too.
All life is brittle and fleeting.

You shiver, you cower, always searching for something to cling to.

A death without responsibility.
An ending you can't change.

— Demise RP account.
Temporal pin because I'm sick and life IS NASTY.
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM