Zᥲᥒdᥱr
@zandork.bsky.social
ᴵ ˢᵗᶤˡˡ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑˑˑ mage oc / multiverse
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[Does a high jump front flip on the trampoline.]
.... oh my god I'm basically an Olympic acrobat.
.... oh my god I'm basically an Olympic acrobat.
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
[Does a high jump front flip on the trampoline.]
.... oh my god I'm basically an Olympic acrobat.
.... oh my god I'm basically an Olympic acrobat.
Chaldea doesn't hold back when it comes to trampoline quality and size.
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Chaldea doesn't hold back when it comes to trampoline quality and size.
Reposted by Zᥲᥒdᥱr
[Bouncing on the trampoline.]
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January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
[Bouncing on the trampoline.]
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I want to jump super high on the trampoline.
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I want to jump super high on the trampoline.
|| samrem song stuck in my head brainnworms aughhhh
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
|| samrem song stuck in my head brainnworms aughhhh
When did we get a trampoline!?
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
When did we get a trampoline!?
I'm quite whelmed this evening.
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I'm quite whelmed this evening.
LET ME DIE, LET ME DIE, CAP'N I'VE BEEN EMBARRASSED TOO MANY TIMES I'M A FRAUD OF A MASTER I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!
[Desperately digging his fingers into the metal floor to impede them.]
[Desperately digging his fingers into the metal floor to impede them.]
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
LET ME DIE, LET ME DIE, CAP'N I'VE BEEN EMBARRASSED TOO MANY TIMES I'M A FRAUD OF A MASTER I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!
[Desperately digging his fingers into the metal floor to impede them.]
[Desperately digging his fingers into the metal floor to impede them.]
Alright cool man thanks I'm jumping off the storm border ok bye
[Starts briskly walking away.]
[Starts briskly walking away.]
Yes we are.
captain are we in flight currently?
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Alright cool man thanks I'm jumping off the storm border ok bye
[Starts briskly walking away.]
[Starts briskly walking away.]
captain are we in flight currently?
Zander. [Nod.]
good morning captain
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
captain are we in flight currently?
...
[He's a little jumpy.]
[He's a little jumpy.]
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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[He's a little jumpy.]
[He's a little jumpy.]
[Peeking out.]
....no one's gonna try to get me pregnant, are they?
....no one's gonna try to get me pregnant, are they?
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
[Peeking out.]
....no one's gonna try to get me pregnant, are they?
....no one's gonna try to get me pregnant, are they?
[Peeking out from his hiding place.]
..... I'll just spend the night here.
..... I'll just spend the night here.
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
[Peeking out from his hiding place.]
..... I'll just spend the night here.
..... I'll just spend the night here.
... O. Oh. Oh, everyone is in on it..
[He stutters in quiet disbelief.]
I... I gotta go.
[He stutters in quiet disbelief.]
I... I gotta go.
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 AM
... O. Oh. Oh, everyone is in on it..
[He stutters in quiet disbelief.]
I... I gotta go.
[He stutters in quiet disbelief.]
I... I gotta go.
This isn't about that this is about me not WANTING to be AT ALL. I DO NOT WISH TO BE.
I feel like I'm going insane.. (💦)
I feel like I'm going insane.. (💦)
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
This isn't about that this is about me not WANTING to be AT ALL. I DO NOT WISH TO BE.
I feel like I'm going insane.. (💦)
I feel like I'm going insane.. (💦)
IM--.. [inhale. exhale.] Lancer. I'm not getting pregnant.
I can't believe they're getting that man pregnant.
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
IM--.. [inhale. exhale.] Lancer. I'm not getting pregnant.
[Slowly walks backwards for a few feet until he turns and walks away.]
You'll make a wonderful mother, whether it's by yourself or with a partner
....
[Only just now processing he's the one being knocked up.]
[Only just now processing he's the one being knocked up.]
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
[Slowly walks backwards for a few feet until he turns and walks away.]
....
[Only just now processing he's the one being knocked up.]
[Only just now processing he's the one being knocked up.]
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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[Only just now processing he's the one being knocked up.]
[Only just now processing he's the one being knocked up.]
S...SHUT THE HELL UP, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??! JEEZ, GET A HOBBY WHY DON'T YOU??
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
S...SHUT THE HELL UP, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??! JEEZ, GET A HOBBY WHY DON'T YOU??