solomon.
@heavenlyinyou.bsky.social
( parody account ). retired grand caster: solomon, king of magecraft.
please dm me for any damages i may have accidentally caused to you ( not applicable: therapy ).
✒: mari
please dm me for any damages i may have accidentally caused to you ( not applicable: therapy ).
✒: mari
The Grand Caster is trying to provide for Saber.
"The airplane has really good sauce. It was a hit in the Wizard meeting..... had to gatekeep the recipe though. It was passed down in the family for generations..."
"The airplane has really good sauce. It was a hit in the Wizard meeting..... had to gatekeep the recipe though. It was passed down in the family for generations..."
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The Grand Caster is trying to provide for Saber.
"The airplane has really good sauce. It was a hit in the Wizard meeting..... had to gatekeep the recipe though. It was passed down in the family for generations..."
"The airplane has really good sauce. It was a hit in the Wizard meeting..... had to gatekeep the recipe though. It was passed down in the family for generations..."
"I can hold off on the barrier for a few more hours but I would appreciate your help with extinguishing a few unpleasant visitors.
I thought I can extinguish them myself but I forgot my mana potions upstairs. I summoned you with the last bit of my energy."
I thought I can extinguish them myself but I forgot my mana potions upstairs. I summoned you with the last bit of my energy."
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"I can hold off on the barrier for a few more hours but I would appreciate your help with extinguishing a few unpleasant visitors.
I thought I can extinguish them myself but I forgot my mana potions upstairs. I summoned you with the last bit of my energy."
I thought I can extinguish them myself but I forgot my mana potions upstairs. I summoned you with the last bit of my energy."
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February 4, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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|| AU I'm writing with a friend!
to the white devil who couldn't feel a range of emotions, you're allowed to be happy here. The world will continue to deny you but the one special person you have will have his wish granted too.
"My Archaman should live normally."
Still, you should be there.
to the white devil who couldn't feel a range of emotions, you're allowed to be happy here. The world will continue to deny you but the one special person you have will have his wish granted too.
"My Archaman should live normally."
Still, you should be there.
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
|| AU I'm writing with a friend!
to the white devil who couldn't feel a range of emotions, you're allowed to be happy here. The world will continue to deny you but the one special person you have will have his wish granted too.
"My Archaman should live normally."
Still, you should be there.
to the white devil who couldn't feel a range of emotions, you're allowed to be happy here. The world will continue to deny you but the one special person you have will have his wish granted too.
"My Archaman should live normally."
Still, you should be there.
"I like to walk in the Minoan Labyrinth and pay a visit to Asterios while I'm in there.
Fantastic, well-kept pathways and you can burn through a lot of calories just walking aimlessly until you find the exit. Just have plenty of time for it."
Fantastic, well-kept pathways and you can burn through a lot of calories just walking aimlessly until you find the exit. Just have plenty of time for it."
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"I like to walk in the Minoan Labyrinth and pay a visit to Asterios while I'm in there.
Fantastic, well-kept pathways and you can burn through a lot of calories just walking aimlessly until you find the exit. Just have plenty of time for it."
Fantastic, well-kept pathways and you can burn through a lot of calories just walking aimlessly until you find the exit. Just have plenty of time for it."
Fou can also be "domesticated furry anti-christ"
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Fou can also be "domesticated furry anti-christ"
|| wtfffff youre gonna pay astronomical at this rate omfg
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
|| wtfffff youre gonna pay astronomical at this rate omfg
|| Amazing what happens when you make a pairing both compelling and let them have angst and their own planned lives. 😋
It made me go from "ok idc about romani actually" to "You are MY GOAT!!!!" because a relationship recontextualizes his entire character for the complexity.
It made me go from "ok idc about romani actually" to "You are MY GOAT!!!!" because a relationship recontextualizes his entire character for the complexity.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
|| Amazing what happens when you make a pairing both compelling and let them have angst and their own planned lives. 😋
It made me go from "ok idc about romani actually" to "You are MY GOAT!!!!" because a relationship recontextualizes his entire character for the complexity.
It made me go from "ok idc about romani actually" to "You are MY GOAT!!!!" because a relationship recontextualizes his entire character for the complexity.
|| > both characters are dead
> the final chapter barely showed them off actually
> both have lots of fanart now but it will dwindle eventually just because they're not playable servants
> one guy is shipped with the mc a lot; people still hate the other a lot
> the final chapter barely showed them off actually
> both have lots of fanart now but it will dwindle eventually just because they're not playable servants
> one guy is shipped with the mc a lot; people still hate the other a lot
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
|| > both characters are dead
> the final chapter barely showed them off actually
> both have lots of fanart now but it will dwindle eventually just because they're not playable servants
> one guy is shipped with the mc a lot; people still hate the other a lot
> the final chapter barely showed them off actually
> both have lots of fanart now but it will dwindle eventually just because they're not playable servants
> one guy is shipped with the mc a lot; people still hate the other a lot