Andrew Owen
@heatcreep.bsky.social
Husband. Nerd. Software Engineer. Sour Candy Lover
I don't need flying cars, just give me a pan with a handle that isn't attached by two bolts where every food I cook will eventually get stuck and be impossible to clean.
October 31, 2024 at 11:35 AM
I don't need flying cars, just give me a pan with a handle that isn't attached by two bolts where every food I cook will eventually get stuck and be impossible to clean.
Let's all head into the new year with the same confidence of computer applications that assume you want them to start on launch.
January 2, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Let's all head into the new year with the same confidence of computer applications that assume you want them to start on launch.
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YOU BOMBED BETHLEHEM YESTERDAY
December 25, 2023 at 3:49 PM
YOU BOMBED BETHLEHEM YESTERDAY
Lets be honest. We peaked as a society during N64 Christmas
December 25, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Lets be honest. We peaked as a society during N64 Christmas
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YOUR IN DA ♏︎ Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 18, 2023 at 9:59 PM
YOUR IN DA ♏︎ Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
The amount of people coming out with art about jokes I made MONTHS ago first just because they have "talent" and "a drive to make things" is kinda rude ngl
October 24, 2023 at 11:12 AM
The amount of people coming out with art about jokes I made MONTHS ago first just because they have "talent" and "a drive to make things" is kinda rude ngl
They paved paradise
(The Ruby Tuesdays in my town)
And put up a parking lot
(Another car wash)
(The Ruby Tuesdays in my town)
And put up a parking lot
(Another car wash)
September 28, 2023 at 4:05 PM
They paved paradise
(The Ruby Tuesdays in my town)
And put up a parking lot
(Another car wash)
(The Ruby Tuesdays in my town)
And put up a parking lot
(Another car wash)
Me: *beginning to cry because of my MI*
Also me (to me): "Oh fuck offffff"
Also me (to me): "Oh fuck offffff"
September 3, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Me: *beginning to cry because of my MI*
Also me (to me): "Oh fuck offffff"
Also me (to me): "Oh fuck offffff"
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what if we kissed on the garfield wave
September 2, 2023 at 9:35 PM
what if we kissed on the garfield wave
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[listening to the bell toll] hahaha the bell is tolling for some loser, I wonder who
August 19, 2023 at 9:43 PM
[listening to the bell toll] hahaha the bell is tolling for some loser, I wonder who
All college towns look the same when under construction. ISWIS
July 11, 2023 at 7:44 PM
All college towns look the same when under construction. ISWIS
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it came to me in a dream
July 8, 2023 at 7:57 PM
it came to me in a dream
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The VVitch (2015)
July 8, 2023 at 9:32 PM
The VVitch (2015)
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If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager
July 8, 2023 at 11:14 PM
If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager
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Hey Larry, quick question
July 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Hey Larry, quick question