Hearty White
@heartywhite.bsky.social
Host of Miracle Nutrition on WFMU
Uses The Three Stooges to explain paradoxes
Inspirational Revolutionary Dada
Relational morality performance art
Shemp Jive!
Uses The Three Stooges to explain paradoxes
Inspirational Revolutionary Dada
Relational morality performance art
Shemp Jive!
George Sanders keeps popping up in movies I'm watching. Journey to Rome and then A Shot in the Dark and then Mr. Moto's Last Warning. Algorithm's like, "If you like George Sanders you might like George Sanders."
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
George Sanders keeps popping up in movies I'm watching. Journey to Rome and then A Shot in the Dark and then Mr. Moto's Last Warning. Algorithm's like, "If you like George Sanders you might like George Sanders."
I feel like fictional characters are usually destined to come to life. My evidence is how many people look and act like Dick Tracy villains. Might be some sort of 80 year lag.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I feel like fictional characters are usually destined to come to life. My evidence is how many people look and act like Dick Tracy villains. Might be some sort of 80 year lag.
Dear Hearty, as a long time and devoted fan of you and your show, imagine how hurt I was when you said those ugly things about my (film, book, poem, album, fragrance, painting, digital art, son's halloween costume, folk dance, TV appearance,Twin Peaks explainer video, hat). Signed, Broken Hearted
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dear Hearty, as a long time and devoted fan of you and your show, imagine how hurt I was when you said those ugly things about my (film, book, poem, album, fragrance, painting, digital art, son's halloween costume, folk dance, TV appearance,Twin Peaks explainer video, hat). Signed, Broken Hearted
Raised my first child on the cartoon Franklin. I have personally watched every epsiode (in French with English subtitles), and I can attest that he is a sweet soul with love in his heart and an innocence that the dark cruel bullies will never experience and therefor they shall never see true beauty.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Raised my first child on the cartoon Franklin. I have personally watched every epsiode (in French with English subtitles), and I can attest that he is a sweet soul with love in his heart and an innocence that the dark cruel bullies will never experience and therefor they shall never see true beauty.
The clowning choreo of some of the Three Stooges shorts is like slapstick John Wick. They did occasionally have stunt doubles though. If you want to see clowning where the actor's life is actually in danger, then Buster Keaton and Jackie Chan.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The clowning choreo of some of the Three Stooges shorts is like slapstick John Wick. They did occasionally have stunt doubles though. If you want to see clowning where the actor's life is actually in danger, then Buster Keaton and Jackie Chan.
Even though no one would ever know, I don't publicly dis fragrances I don't like because what if I run into Francis Kurkdjian at a mutual's party and he's like, "Read your skeet. Why the hate, bruh?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Even though no one would ever know, I don't publicly dis fragrances I don't like because what if I run into Francis Kurkdjian at a mutual's party and he's like, "Read your skeet. Why the hate, bruh?"
In the original Jay Ward (The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle) animated King Vitaman cereal commercials, Joe Flynn (McHale's Navy) was the King's voice with Paul Frees and Daws Butler doing the other characters. In the 70s, they got some old actor dude, George Mann, to be KV on the actual box.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In the original Jay Ward (The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle) animated King Vitaman cereal commercials, Joe Flynn (McHale's Navy) was the King's voice with Paul Frees and Daws Butler doing the other characters. In the 70s, they got some old actor dude, George Mann, to be KV on the actual box.
I try to listen to my body, and mine is craving some sort of pink cereal. Fake strawberry flakes or something.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I try to listen to my body, and mine is craving some sort of pink cereal. Fake strawberry flakes or something.
The old "asking the hive mind" way of answering a question is better than AI, because AI won't "well, actually..." you, and "well actually" is the people's peer review.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The old "asking the hive mind" way of answering a question is better than AI, because AI won't "well, actually..." you, and "well actually" is the people's peer review.
The dinner scene of The Magnificent Ambersons, except instead of automobiles they are arguing about AI.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The dinner scene of The Magnificent Ambersons, except instead of automobiles they are arguing about AI.
"Wanna lesson in the great depression? Pressin your chops up on the shop's window seeking relief by peepin the scrapple and creamed chipped beef."--MC Moe from the album Watch 30s Stooges Shorts for Culturally Embedded History Lessons.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Wanna lesson in the great depression? Pressin your chops up on the shop's window seeking relief by peepin the scrapple and creamed chipped beef."--MC Moe from the album Watch 30s Stooges Shorts for Culturally Embedded History Lessons.
Every time the song Ramble On plays on the radio, my voice activated ramble machine goes nuts.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every time the song Ramble On plays on the radio, my voice activated ramble machine goes nuts.
Every time the song Dream On plays on the radio, my voice activated dream machine goes nuts.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every time the song Dream On plays on the radio, my voice activated dream machine goes nuts.
Would love to make classic kid's cereal dupes of discontinued favs like Pink Panther Flakes, Quake, Kaboom, King Vitamin, etc.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Would love to make classic kid's cereal dupes of discontinued favs like Pink Panther Flakes, Quake, Kaboom, King Vitamin, etc.
If my last name was Glass, my nickname would be Depression.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If my last name was Glass, my nickname would be Depression.
Liberace
Queen
Tony Bennett
Parliament-Funkadelic
Eek-A-Mouse
Queen
Tony Bennett
Parliament-Funkadelic
Eek-A-Mouse
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
The Residents
Fishbone/Murphy's Law/The Toasters
Slant 6
Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Live Aid
The Residents
Fishbone/Murphy's Law/The Toasters
Slant 6
Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Live Aid
Devo
Pato Banton (w/Crazy 8s)
Toy Dolls
Oingo Boingo
Dead Milkmen (w/Mary's Danish)
Pato Banton (w/Crazy 8s)
Toy Dolls
Oingo Boingo
Dead Milkmen (w/Mary's Danish)
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Liberace
Queen
Tony Bennett
Parliament-Funkadelic
Eek-A-Mouse
Queen
Tony Bennett
Parliament-Funkadelic
Eek-A-Mouse
Getting named Jimmy Corn then get called Crack your whole life would suck.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Getting named Jimmy Corn then get called Crack your whole life would suck.
I went to a reading in college and this goofy white guy was reading his fake native american fiction, and he kept saying "coup stick" and said it so many times, I turned to a friend and said, "If he says it one more time, I'm going to find one and use it on him."
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I went to a reading in college and this goofy white guy was reading his fake native american fiction, and he kept saying "coup stick" and said it so many times, I turned to a friend and said, "If he says it one more time, I'm going to find one and use it on him."
I good DJ name would be Coup-Coup.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I good DJ name would be Coup-Coup.
I love Japan, but if I were negotiating with them for the US, I'd say, "You know those loanwords y'all have? Notice how they're not called giftwords?" Then I'd threaten to take some back like computer or ice cream.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I love Japan, but if I were negotiating with them for the US, I'd say, "You know those loanwords y'all have? Notice how they're not called giftwords?" Then I'd threaten to take some back like computer or ice cream.
Tried on some YSL Kouros for the first time since college and, man, it's a civet and aldehyde bomb. It's like reading a Swank magazine in a stall in the 1st floor men's bathroom in FSU's Landis Hall in 1981. It's like a fougere with a strong poo note. It's dated, but it was mind blowing to 18yo me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tried on some YSL Kouros for the first time since college and, man, it's a civet and aldehyde bomb. It's like reading a Swank magazine in a stall in the 1st floor men's bathroom in FSU's Landis Hall in 1981. It's like a fougere with a strong poo note. It's dated, but it was mind blowing to 18yo me.
Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
In 1968 Jeraldine Saunders, author of The Love Boats (on which the series is based) discovered her fiancé, the actor Albert Dekker, dead in his Hollywood home, bound, gagged, a syringe in each arm, his room ransacked. His death was ruled a suicide. Now THAT would make a great Love Boat episode!
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In 1968 Jeraldine Saunders, author of The Love Boats (on which the series is based) discovered her fiancé, the actor Albert Dekker, dead in his Hollywood home, bound, gagged, a syringe in each arm, his room ransacked. His death was ruled a suicide. Now THAT would make a great Love Boat episode!
The Love Boat was originally pitched as What if The Poseidon didn't capsize, and we just followed the different passengers and their loves and lives? Also, The Poseidon Adventure was originally a Love American Style episode called Love and the Upside Down Boat.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Love Boat was originally pitched as What if The Poseidon didn't capsize, and we just followed the different passengers and their loves and lives? Also, The Poseidon Adventure was originally a Love American Style episode called Love and the Upside Down Boat.
Take a movie title and replace the first noun with the first sentence of this post. So, for example, The Take a Movie Title and Replace the First Noun with the First Sentence of this Post of Oz. Actually, don't do that. Give me a sec.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Take a movie title and replace the first noun with the first sentence of this post. So, for example, The Take a Movie Title and Replace the First Noun with the First Sentence of this Post of Oz. Actually, don't do that. Give me a sec.