heartpunk (sophie!!)
@heartpunk.bsky.social
generalist bitch who loves nuance, bridging, and vibe coding
ABSURDLY into (weird) programming language semantics
39 y/o, MDNI 🔞
she/they/bitch(es)
alt for pfp: the soul of the rose by john waterhouse
alt for banner: sappho and erinna by simeon solomon
ABSURDLY into (weird) programming language semantics
39 y/o, MDNI 🔞
she/they/bitch(es)
alt for pfp: the soul of the rose by john waterhouse
alt for banner: sappho and erinna by simeon solomon
Pinned
i’m such a hypocritical bitch and i know it and i should say it more
too lonely and for a kinda connection idk if i've had in literal years
maybe close to ten years, if ever???
gonna sleep soon just
rly need to figure this out someday
maybe close to ten years, if ever???
gonna sleep soon just
rly need to figure this out someday
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
too lonely and for a kinda connection idk if i've had in literal years
maybe close to ten years, if ever???
gonna sleep soon just
rly need to figure this out someday
maybe close to ten years, if ever???
gonna sleep soon just
rly need to figure this out someday
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
oh right i should mention this is for pain!!!
that is like
the whole reason!!!
that is like
the whole reason!!!
i should maybe try to get vapes&edibles today, tomorrow if not
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
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December 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
oh right i should mention this is for pain!!!
that is like
the whole reason!!!
that is like
the whole reason!!!
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i should maybe try to get vapes&edibles today, tomorrow if not
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
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Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App
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December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i should maybe try to get vapes&edibles today, tomorrow if not
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
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So that means AI is basically responsible for about 0.05-0.13% of global emissions.
That’s right. At most it’s around a tenth of a percent.
That’s right. At most it’s around a tenth of a percent.
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So that means AI is basically responsible for about 0.05-0.13% of global emissions.
That’s right. At most it’s around a tenth of a percent.
That’s right. At most it’s around a tenth of a percent.
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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Me lighting the chanukiah: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me cleaning the chanukiah: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me cleaning the chanukiah: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me lighting the chanukiah: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me cleaning the chanukiah: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me cleaning the chanukiah: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
i should maybe try to get vapes&edibles today, tomorrow if not
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
Pay me on Cash App
Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App
cash.me
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i should maybe try to get vapes&edibles today, tomorrow if not
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
like $90 should get me through for a week and change???
i'm covered for everything else i need regularly rn i just need help w/this one ongoing expense!!
cash.me/heartpunk / venmo.com/heartpunk / paypal on rq
the leaning tower of peen
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the leaning tower of peen
i think to end up this way for the most part ur parents have to actually want it
if they do not actually want u to be an independent human being they will fight u on becoming one and also act like ur a lil fucking bitch for not doing so already
bcz they wanted a life extension automaton!!!
if they do not actually want u to be an independent human being they will fight u on becoming one and also act like ur a lil fucking bitch for not doing so already
bcz they wanted a life extension automaton!!!
wish i felt like i was actually an independent human who could like exist independent of my parents and i hope i can feel that for even a moment before they die
i don’t want them to have to die for me to feel free of them
i want to feel independent and know them as some vague sort of peer
i don’t want them to have to die for me to feel free of them
i want to feel independent and know them as some vague sort of peer
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i think to end up this way for the most part ur parents have to actually want it
if they do not actually want u to be an independent human being they will fight u on becoming one and also act like ur a lil fucking bitch for not doing so already
bcz they wanted a life extension automaton!!!
if they do not actually want u to be an independent human being they will fight u on becoming one and also act like ur a lil fucking bitch for not doing so already
bcz they wanted a life extension automaton!!!
utterly exhausted from helping my mom fix her charger issue
it would genuinely be worlds easier if they let me solve problems for them but they do not allow me to do so they insist i help them do all the problem solving and get them to fully understand things they also do not want to understand
it would genuinely be worlds easier if they let me solve problems for them but they do not allow me to do so they insist i help them do all the problem solving and get them to fully understand things they also do not want to understand
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
utterly exhausted from helping my mom fix her charger issue
it would genuinely be worlds easier if they let me solve problems for them but they do not allow me to do so they insist i help them do all the problem solving and get them to fully understand things they also do not want to understand
it would genuinely be worlds easier if they let me solve problems for them but they do not allow me to do so they insist i help them do all the problem solving and get them to fully understand things they also do not want to understand
this really hurts so bad
was it just yesterday she told me i couldn’t say no to doing something later lmfao
they really tear me apart at such a deep level
and i have to still care for them or i have nowhere to live basically
even tho my help may make things worse honestly!!!
was it just yesterday she told me i couldn’t say no to doing something later lmfao
they really tear me apart at such a deep level
and i have to still care for them or i have nowhere to live basically
even tho my help may make things worse honestly!!!
mom insisting i tell her which usb charger to buy without knowing which cable she’s plugging into it and refusing to take that’s impossible for an answer
i gave her the best possible option of “buy both” or “buy me and the cable to go with it” but she kept insisting i just know what we both don’t
i gave her the best possible option of “buy both” or “buy me and the cable to go with it” but she kept insisting i just know what we both don’t
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this really hurts so bad
was it just yesterday she told me i couldn’t say no to doing something later lmfao
they really tear me apart at such a deep level
and i have to still care for them or i have nowhere to live basically
even tho my help may make things worse honestly!!!
was it just yesterday she told me i couldn’t say no to doing something later lmfao
they really tear me apart at such a deep level
and i have to still care for them or i have nowhere to live basically
even tho my help may make things worse honestly!!!
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microdosing stability
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
microdosing stability
wish i felt like i was actually an independent human who could like exist independent of my parents and i hope i can feel that for even a moment before they die
i don’t want them to have to die for me to feel free of them
i want to feel independent and know them as some vague sort of peer
i don’t want them to have to die for me to feel free of them
i want to feel independent and know them as some vague sort of peer
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
wish i felt like i was actually an independent human who could like exist independent of my parents and i hope i can feel that for even a moment before they die
i don’t want them to have to die for me to feel free of them
i want to feel independent and know them as some vague sort of peer
i don’t want them to have to die for me to feel free of them
i want to feel independent and know them as some vague sort of peer
mom insisting i tell her which usb charger to buy without knowing which cable she’s plugging into it and refusing to take that’s impossible for an answer
i gave her the best possible option of “buy both” or “buy me and the cable to go with it” but she kept insisting i just know what we both don’t
i gave her the best possible option of “buy both” or “buy me and the cable to go with it” but she kept insisting i just know what we both don’t
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
mom insisting i tell her which usb charger to buy without knowing which cable she’s plugging into it and refusing to take that’s impossible for an answer
i gave her the best possible option of “buy both” or “buy me and the cable to go with it” but she kept insisting i just know what we both don’t
i gave her the best possible option of “buy both” or “buy me and the cable to go with it” but she kept insisting i just know what we both don’t
this was bad while it was warmer but amazing as it cooled down
steel oats but with egg nog instead of milk
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this was bad while it was warmer but amazing as it cooled down
want more agoraphobic slash otherwise super lonely cinema
but ideally not always with just tragic lives or despair and giving up
sometimes some neutral
sometimes some thriving
but ideally not always with just tragic lives or despair and giving up
sometimes some neutral
sometimes some thriving
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
want more agoraphobic slash otherwise super lonely cinema
but ideally not always with just tragic lives or despair and giving up
sometimes some neutral
sometimes some thriving
but ideally not always with just tragic lives or despair and giving up
sometimes some neutral
sometimes some thriving
steel oats but with egg nog instead of milk
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
steel oats but with egg nog instead of milk