Deacon
@heartofdeacon.bsky.social
Just an alien enjoying planet Earth.
A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾
https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon
A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾
https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon
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😝<<<is my go to emoji. And I mean it in such a non-sexual way.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
😝<<<is my go to emoji. And I mean it in such a non-sexual way.
People are not designed to walk and text. They do a horrible job. Every time. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
People are not designed to walk and text. They do a horrible job. Every time. 🤣
I hate having emotional intelligence because a lot of times I really want to crash out!
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hate having emotional intelligence because a lot of times I really want to crash out!
One thing 🥷s are good at is, gaslighting tf out of you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One thing 🥷s are good at is, gaslighting tf out of you.
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Being attracted to someone and being interested in someone are two different things. You can hear a song at a bar and be like I like this song and just leave it at that, that’s attraction or you can find out the title, the artist, who wrote it, or the inspiration, that’s interest.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Being attracted to someone and being interested in someone are two different things. You can hear a song at a bar and be like I like this song and just leave it at that, that’s attraction or you can find out the title, the artist, who wrote it, or the inspiration, that’s interest.
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The sexual advances are flattering, but if we haven’t built that type of rapport….
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The sexual advances are flattering, but if we haven’t built that type of rapport….
My sleep schedule is fucked up😅
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My sleep schedule is fucked up😅
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The way I neglected this app
I’m trying to be more active
I’m trying to be more active
September 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The way I neglected this app
I’m trying to be more active
I’m trying to be more active
My favorite activity is getting up from my bed to go lay down on the couch. 😝🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My favorite activity is getting up from my bed to go lay down on the couch. 😝🤣
Happy Friday beautiful people 😘
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy Friday beautiful people 😘
If you could describe yourself as a cartoon character, who would you be? #BlackSky
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you could describe yourself as a cartoon character, who would you be? #BlackSky
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
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going outside and breathing air in D.C. costs $175
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
going outside and breathing air in D.C. costs $175
Was going to go out for drinks but remembered i had drinks at the house. Plus, i like drinking naked. 😝
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Was going to go out for drinks but remembered i had drinks at the house. Plus, i like drinking naked. 😝
This wind is disrespectfully telling me that I need to gain weight. 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This wind is disrespectfully telling me that I need to gain weight. 🤣
Men that can cook >>>
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Men that can cook >>>
Happy Friday beautiful people 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Happy Friday beautiful people 🥰
Late night drink 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Late night drink 🙃
The moment the tequila started winning 😝
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The moment the tequila started winning 😝
I hate getting stuck behind people who walk slow or waddle when they walk. MOVE TF OUT THE WAY!! 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hate getting stuck behind people who walk slow or waddle when they walk. MOVE TF OUT THE WAY!! 🤣
Biiiih, I’m lit af!! I’ve been drinking nothing but shots 😮💨😅😅😅
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Biiiih, I’m lit af!! I’ve been drinking nothing but shots 😮💨😅😅😅