Ashton Thee Ketchum
@lightchrissy.bsky.social
Gym stuff, thirst traps, and personality. 😏
📍 Houston
📍 IG: Lightchrissy
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📍 Houston
📍 IG: Lightchrissy
📍👻: ashtonketchummm
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Hats off to all you educators out there. I used to be a principal’s assistant to a 9th grade principal and I had student helpers and with just 4 of them I was wore out. 😂😂😂 making up stuff to keep them busy. I used to be like “yall don’t skip?”
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Hats off to all you educators out there. I used to be a principal’s assistant to a 9th grade principal and I had student helpers and with just 4 of them I was wore out. 😂😂😂 making up stuff to keep them busy. I used to be like “yall don’t skip?”
When I say I be fighting in my sleep I mean it. I have dreams where I’m fighting and my body does the move in real life. I’ve kicked the wall so many times and I’m not a fighter but I don’t tolerate disrespect in a dream or awake and then I wake up and laugh so hard I cry. 😂😂😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
When I say I be fighting in my sleep I mean it. I have dreams where I’m fighting and my body does the move in real life. I’ve kicked the wall so many times and I’m not a fighter but I don’t tolerate disrespect in a dream or awake and then I wake up and laugh so hard I cry. 😂😂😂😂
I was having a dream, my dad and I were walking by a crowd of teens and I hear my dad say “don’t disrespect me” & somebody touched me so I said “next person touch me, I’m knocking tf out of” 1 of them looked me in the face and poked me. Tell me why I karate chopped my phone across the room irl? 😂
elmo is wearing a white karate uniform with a black belt around his waist
ALT: elmo is wearing a white karate uniform with a black belt around his waist
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February 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I was having a dream, my dad and I were walking by a crowd of teens and I hear my dad say “don’t disrespect me” & somebody touched me so I said “next person touch me, I’m knocking tf out of” 1 of them looked me in the face and poked me. Tell me why I karate chopped my phone across the room irl? 😂
Run me two seasons. I discovered it yesterday and died. 😂😂😂
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Run me two seasons. I discovered it yesterday and died. 😂😂😂
People get in the most awkward spaces in the gym and then look at you at yo crazy. Girl move.
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
People get in the most awkward spaces in the gym and then look at you at yo crazy. Girl move.
This yt girl did Liberian girl and these comments. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This yt girl did Liberian girl and these comments. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do yall ask people to be friends with them? At our big ages. If we don’t cross paths organically that’s gone be a stretch for me. Why can’t social media be enough? And it’s not that we don’t need friends. We need quality in the friendships we already have over quantity. Yall be collecting ppl. 😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Why do yall ask people to be friends with them? At our big ages. If we don’t cross paths organically that’s gone be a stretch for me. Why can’t social media be enough? And it’s not that we don’t need friends. We need quality in the friendships we already have over quantity. Yall be collecting ppl. 😂
People be like it’s not that deep. Well take that shallow shit to the kiddy pool, everything in my life is deep. The good and the bad. 😂
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
People be like it’s not that deep. Well take that shallow shit to the kiddy pool, everything in my life is deep. The good and the bad. 😂
And side note people be like “ iT WaSnT tHaT SeRiOuS” if you fuck with me while I’m depressed, it is. It’s not murder, but you’re getting life for attempted murder. Because you playing around with me at one point in time could’ve been my final reason. So yeah it’s that serious. 😂
My mental health got the best of me in 25 and that will NOT be my story this year.
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
And side note people be like “ iT WaSnT tHaT SeRiOuS” if you fuck with me while I’m depressed, it is. It’s not murder, but you’re getting life for attempted murder. Because you playing around with me at one point in time could’ve been my final reason. So yeah it’s that serious. 😂
My mental health got the best of me in 25 and that will NOT be my story this year.
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
My mental health got the best of me in 25 and that will NOT be my story this year.
QTP with your favorite Electric-type pokemon 💡
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 AM
QTP with your favorite Electric-type pokemon 💡
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Do not let this country play in your face.
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Do not let this country play in your face.
Ion feel like being naked online. 😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Ion feel like being naked online. 😂
More from saturdee. 😝
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
More from saturdee. 😝
When I have to go I say “Oh shit, literally” out loud and I’ve been saying that for years. 😂
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
When I have to go I say “Oh shit, literally” out loud and I’ve been saying that for years. 😂
I’m like Pikachu, I can roll with you, love you, grow with you, but you’re not finna capture me. 😂
a boy in a green shirt is standing next to a pikachu holding a pokemon ball .
ALT: a boy in a green shirt is standing next to a pikachu holding a pokemon ball .
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February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I’m like Pikachu, I can roll with you, love you, grow with you, but you’re not finna capture me. 😂
I intentionally act like I have twin kids that I’m raising that live in me: one softer, introverted, spiritual, shy, and empathic and twin B is rough, extroverted, more aggressive, unapologetic, and doesn’t really care about what other people think.
Twin B comes to the gym with me.
Twin B comes to the gym with me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I intentionally act like I have twin kids that I’m raising that live in me: one softer, introverted, spiritual, shy, and empathic and twin B is rough, extroverted, more aggressive, unapologetic, and doesn’t really care about what other people think.
Twin B comes to the gym with me.
Twin B comes to the gym with me.
I don’t know how yall listen to slow songs and r&b in the gym where it’s supposed to be intense. 😂😂😂 Folded is tea but I can’t see myself on the bench press listening to it. 💪🏾
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I don’t know how yall listen to slow songs and r&b in the gym where it’s supposed to be intense. 😂😂😂 Folded is tea but I can’t see myself on the bench press listening to it. 💪🏾
@drjosevalentine.me you was just at the gym?
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
@drjosevalentine.me you was just at the gym?
Eat Zucchini = Suck a dick. That’s tea to me. “Haven’t your heard I’m the internet girlllll? Yeah it isn’t my fault that it’s always my turnnnnn. “
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Eat Zucchini = Suck a dick. That’s tea to me. “Haven’t your heard I’m the internet girlllll? Yeah it isn’t my fault that it’s always my turnnnnn. “
Please don’t get obsessed with the scale. I remember a few years ago. I was stressed tf out and I was about 145 lbs and I looked like what I had been through 😂. Today, I’m 147 lbs and it’s looks completely different.!
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Please don’t get obsessed with the scale. I remember a few years ago. I was stressed tf out and I was about 145 lbs and I looked like what I had been through 😂. Today, I’m 147 lbs and it’s looks completely different.!
Let me say this, if you’re black (and really any minority), you need to really look over your life in all areas and make sure you’re not contributing to patriarchy or misogyny. It has to be eradicated altogether. If you don’t recognize your own privilege, you are just as much a part of the problem.
February 4, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Let me say this, if you’re black (and really any minority), you need to really look over your life in all areas and make sure you’re not contributing to patriarchy or misogyny. It has to be eradicated altogether. If you don’t recognize your own privilege, you are just as much a part of the problem.
She doesn’t give af about policies or politics. It’s about belonging for her and that makes it even worse. She wants to bypass accountability for 15 years of bad choices and you’re not gonna ever be bigger than the program that fed you. In a few years it’ll be a paid ad in a magazine apologizing.
Nicki Minaj Says It Was the ‘Bullying’ President Trump Faced, Not His Policies, That Made Her Step Into Politics
Nicki Minaj Says It Was the ‘Bullying’ President Trump Faced, Not His Policies, That Made Her Step Into Politics
Nicki Minaj said she relates to Donald Trump because they've both faced "bullying," and that's why she supports him now — not his policies.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:24 AM
She doesn’t give af about policies or politics. It’s about belonging for her and that makes it even worse. She wants to bypass accountability for 15 years of bad choices and you’re not gonna ever be bigger than the program that fed you. In a few years it’ll be a paid ad in a magazine apologizing.
I left a bag at my layover hotel in California. I live in Houston, 4 flights and 12 hours later, I’m home. Lord. 😂
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I left a bag at my layover hotel in California. I live in Houston, 4 flights and 12 hours later, I’m home. Lord. 😂
After the N word, “aggressive” is right up under there with stuff you don’t say to or about a black person loosely. Bitch, I’m mad and you don’t like it. That’s not aggressive. It’s progressive and only God can stop me from chewing you up if I need to. 😂😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
After the N word, “aggressive” is right up under there with stuff you don’t say to or about a black person loosely. Bitch, I’m mad and you don’t like it. That’s not aggressive. It’s progressive and only God can stop me from chewing you up if I need to. 😂😂😂