Deacon
@heartofdeacon.bsky.social
Just an alien enjoying planet Earth.
A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾
https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon
A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾
https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon
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December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The way I neglected this app
I’m trying to be more active
I’m trying to be more active
September 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The way I neglected this app
I’m trying to be more active
I’m trying to be more active
My favorite activity is getting up from my bed to go lay down on the couch. 😝🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My favorite activity is getting up from my bed to go lay down on the couch. 😝🤣
Happy Friday beautiful people 😘
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy Friday beautiful people 😘
If you could describe yourself as a cartoon character, who would you be? #BlackSky
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you could describe yourself as a cartoon character, who would you be? #BlackSky
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
There’s not one cartoon that encapsulates me fully, but this is a good start. lol
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going outside and breathing air in D.C. costs $175
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
going outside and breathing air in D.C. costs $175
Was going to go out for drinks but remembered i had drinks at the house. Plus, i like drinking naked. 😝
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Was going to go out for drinks but remembered i had drinks at the house. Plus, i like drinking naked. 😝
This wind is disrespectfully telling me that I need to gain weight. 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This wind is disrespectfully telling me that I need to gain weight. 🤣
Men that can cook >>>
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Men that can cook >>>
Happy Friday beautiful people 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Happy Friday beautiful people 🥰
Late night drink 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Late night drink 🙃
The moment the tequila started winning 😝
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The moment the tequila started winning 😝
I hate getting stuck behind people who walk slow or waddle when they walk. MOVE TF OUT THE WAY!! 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hate getting stuck behind people who walk slow or waddle when they walk. MOVE TF OUT THE WAY!! 🤣
Biiiih, I’m lit af!! I’ve been drinking nothing but shots 😮💨😅😅😅
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Biiiih, I’m lit af!! I’ve been drinking nothing but shots 😮💨😅😅😅
I have an obsession with seeing a fine ass man in white underwear 🥵🤤
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I have an obsession with seeing a fine ass man in white underwear 🥵🤤
Someone just walked passed me and smells like 💩 !! 😷😷😷🤢wtf!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Someone just walked passed me and smells like 💩 !! 😷😷😷🤢wtf!!!!
I have to say, TEXAS has some fine ass men!
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have to say, TEXAS has some fine ass men!
The kind of sex I wanna have right now, I can’t have with just anyone. 😮💨😩
October 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The kind of sex I wanna have right now, I can’t have with just anyone. 😮💨😩
This full moon energy 🥴🥴🥴
October 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This full moon energy 🥴🥴🥴
I love this time of year. The weather is perfect. 🥰🥰
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I love this time of year. The weather is perfect. 🥰🥰
I don’t trust anyone who always has their phone in their hand but is mysteriously busy when it comes to responding to my text.
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don’t trust anyone who always has their phone in their hand but is mysteriously busy when it comes to responding to my text.