Healthrobot
healthrobot.bsky.social
Healthrobot
@healthrobot.bsky.social
Literally just some guy. he/him, USA
This, because football.
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
"this machine causes hearing loss in fascists"
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"horrible slow dongle"

...I should call him
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Kansas City is not only not the AFC West champ, but not even in the playoffs. So, yes eventually kinda.
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If Donkey King was made today instead of a timer you'd get 10 jumps per screen or some shit
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
(though, in fairness to them, they wouldn't have anyway)
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
20 years? Only?? The way people talk about this thing, I always assumed I didn't have fond childhood memories of it because my parents didn't do it, not b/c it didn't exist!
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
smack my bishop
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Ngl I thought that was gonna be another one just short of the wall
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Yamamoto's warming up, that's not far off 😅
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Louder for the people in the back!
ADAAD 👏 includes 👏 chocolate 👏 too 👏
October 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I listened to a podcast episode some years ago about the history of lobotomies. It was uhhhh tough to get through
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM