John
healathan.bsky.social
John
@healathan.bsky.social
I played Breath of the Wild on the Wii U. Yes everything you think about me based on that one fact is probably correct. He/Him
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It's January 31st so here’s all the games I played long enough to have an opinion about during this month ranked.
I haven’t watched Stranger Things since S3 but holy shit man this would be so fucking funny.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Close! Very close!
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So like that Socialism bill is just them throwing a hissy fit about Mamdani right?
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by John
Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries

Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watched a video about Fionna and Cake and this image is killing me.
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Latest Fionna and Cake what the fuck was up with those butterflys? What the fuck?
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is my favorite RPG ever, this game is soooooo good.
Tales of Berseria Remastered announced (Steam/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series - Feb 26) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQEA...

scarlet.tales-ch.jp
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reposted by John
I feel like we need another wacky news story. Like the 30-50 feral hogs, stuck boat, that time they accidentally showed Final Fantasy themed pornography in the Italian parliament. Things of that nature. It’s been too long.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Everyone in Dispatch called Shroud Elliot like it was a slur specifically meant for him.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why are you asking me that question like that?
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
-Flips a coin
-Dies
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Accidentally deflated my car tire, broke my glasses, and then spent 15 minutes with customer service to resolve a one minute issue, then opened BlueSky to see Donald Trump groping Bill Clinton so today’s going great!
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m hearing Metroid Prime 4 has OG Skyward Sword Fi but like 10x worse cause he’s voice acted, never shuts up and is Marvel quippy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s time to spin the wheel
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Dispatch character tier list, fun game
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ok listen he’s kind of a dick but we can’t be comparing Jim to Bojack Horseman and fucking Light Yagami what?
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Final episode of Dispatch was very good there was one choice that I was unsure of when I saw it but am soooo happy I made it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Trails SC Reamke 2026, thank God.
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why’d they act like Team Flare was like this deeply misunderstood organization in ZA and only went wrong because of Lysandre. Like yeah man the biggest problem with the Nazis was Hitler and NOTHING else.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have an idea!
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have learned I was the right first time. The colon is the tube, the large intestine is the colon+the appendix+your anus
Definitely way, way, WAY to old to learn that the large intestine and colon are the same thing.
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They made a wordle for Trails quotes and this one was fucked up to see the day after I turned 26.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
There’s a Young Sheldon spinoff?
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Mario
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I know that if this man was in the Senate he would have folded as soon as flights to Disneyland started being cancelled.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM