John
@healathan.bsky.social
I played Breath of the Wild on the Wii U. Yes everything you think about me based on that one fact is probably correct. He/Him
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John
@healathan.bsky.social
· Jan 31
It's January 31st so here’s all the games I played long enough to have an opinion about during this month ranked.
Why’d they act like Team Flare was like this deeply misunderstood organization in ZA and only went wrong because of Lysandre. Like yeah man the biggest problem with the Nazis was Hitler and NOTHING else.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Why’d they act like Team Flare was like this deeply misunderstood organization in ZA and only went wrong because of Lysandre. Like yeah man the biggest problem with the Nazis was Hitler and NOTHING else.
I have learned I was the right first time. The colon is the tube, the large intestine is the colon+the appendix+your anus
Definitely way, way, WAY to old to learn that the large intestine and colon are the same thing.
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I have learned I was the right first time. The colon is the tube, the large intestine is the colon+the appendix+your anus
They made a wordle for Trails quotes and this one was fucked up to see the day after I turned 26.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
They made a wordle for Trails quotes and this one was fucked up to see the day after I turned 26.
There’s a Young Sheldon spinoff?
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
There’s a Young Sheldon spinoff?
Mario
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mario
I know that if this man was in the Senate he would have folded as soon as flights to Disneyland started being cancelled.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I know that if this man was in the Senate he would have folded as soon as flights to Disneyland started being cancelled.
Nothing more Democrat than having a slam dunk victory and then rebounding off the rim and scoring for the other team.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Nothing more Democrat than having a slam dunk victory and then rebounding off the rim and scoring for the other team.
I love Tales skits so much
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I love Tales skits so much
I’m sorry I blinked what just happened
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m sorry I blinked what just happened
Wait was Luigi’s Mansion Nintendos attempt at making Resident Evil.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wait was Luigi’s Mansion Nintendos attempt at making Resident Evil.
GTA 6 is delayed until morale improves.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
GTA 6 is delayed until morale improves.
These are the worst combination of word I’ve ever seen.
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
These are the worst combination of word I’ve ever seen.
Guy with the worst political instincts you’ve ever seen: Mamdani is proof that moderation works!
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Guy with the worst political instincts you’ve ever seen: Mamdani is proof that moderation works!
This is a fun activity if you want to feel fucking terrible about yourself.
Nintendo Store app includes a detailed look at your play activity spanning all the way to 3DS
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is a fun activity if you want to feel fucking terrible about yourself.
Guy who’s barely been paying attention for the last week:
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani for winning the World Series!
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani for winning the World Series!
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Guy who’s barely been paying attention for the last week:
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani for winning the World Series!
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani for winning the World Series!
Alright guys it's time for the worst day of the year
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Alright guys it's time for the worst day of the year
Okay this is actually kinda crazy ngl
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Okay this is actually kinda crazy ngl
Just saw a commercial for Angry Birds. What year is it?
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just saw a commercial for Angry Birds. What year is it?
Y’know it sounds weird but I always underestimate just HOW popular Baldur’s Gate 3 is.
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Y’know it sounds weird but I always underestimate just HOW popular Baldur’s Gate 3 is.
After an 18 inning game if baseball they are rewarded with at least TWO MORE DAYS OF BASEBALL YAY!
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
After an 18 inning game if baseball they are rewarded with at least TWO MORE DAYS OF BASEBALL YAY!
If I was playing I could have ended the game in the 6th inning.
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If I was playing I could have ended the game in the 6th inning.
Since I never played it I sometimes forget the Diamond/Pearl remakes exist, so when I see footage of them I momentarily think I’m looking at fake games.
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Since I never played it I sometimes forget the Diamond/Pearl remakes exist, so when I see footage of them I momentarily think I’m looking at fake games.
Legends ZA is a game I have a lot of problems with but will never be expressed in the “discourse”
October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Legends ZA is a game I have a lot of problems with but will never be expressed in the “discourse”
Fionna and Cake is so conceptually funny because the staff of the show wanted to do gender swap AU like 15 years ago and now there’s a two season show about deep loss involving the gender-swapped characters with I presume staff that watched that episode when they were 10.
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fionna and Cake is so conceptually funny because the staff of the show wanted to do gender swap AU like 15 years ago and now there’s a two season show about deep loss involving the gender-swapped characters with I presume staff that watched that episode when they were 10.