Headlines McMuffin
@headlinesmc.bsky.social
Satire. Today’s headlines and opinion with a 1940’s tabloid look. Road to 3,423 followers. Pritzker for president? 🇺🇦
I see a tired 79 year old man who, deep down, must be sick of his life grounded in chaos.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I see a tired 79 year old man who, deep down, must be sick of his life grounded in chaos.
That’s actual fake news.
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That’s actual fake news.
Flynn is a certified lunatic.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Flynn is a certified lunatic.
a) she’s beautiful; b) that doesn’t look like an 1889 haircut.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
a) she’s beautiful; b) that doesn’t look like an 1889 haircut.
His name pops up in Trump 1.0 too.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
His name pops up in Trump 1.0 too.
“Close Encounters of the 47th Kind”
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Close Encounters of the 47th Kind”
Thinking of you, @kairyssdal.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Thinking of you, @kairyssdal.bsky.social
Roger that 😵💫😂
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Roger that 😵💫😂
Clearly they are separated. Why he - or she - doesn’t come out and say it…
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Clearly they are separated. Why he - or she - doesn’t come out and say it…
Not impressed…while in Baghdad I saw Saddam Hussein’s image inscribed in marble and “inserted into history.” But it was a self-insertion. Nobody cried out for his image.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not impressed…while in Baghdad I saw Saddam Hussein’s image inscribed in marble and “inserted into history.” But it was a self-insertion. Nobody cried out for his image.
Don’t make the mistake the Chargers made - keep the Padres in San Diego.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Don’t make the mistake the Chargers made - keep the Padres in San Diego.
I’m remembering because the vice president told me to remember.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m remembering because the vice president told me to remember.