Headlines McMuffin
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Perhaps this sums up the day’s news…
We’ve seen ‘missing persons,’ and now we have ‘missing morality.’
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Perhaps this sums up the day’s news…
Here come the ‘not our problem’ talking points…
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Here come the ‘not our problem’ talking points…
We’ve seen ‘missing persons,’ and now we have ‘missing morality.’
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
We’ve seen ‘missing persons,’ and now we have ‘missing morality.’
To steal a line from the great comedy “S.O.B.,” RFK, jr. “looks like 180 pounds of condemned veal.”
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
To steal a line from the great comedy “S.O.B.,” RFK, jr. “looks like 180 pounds of condemned veal.”
So the betting line is 58 states by 2028?
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
So the betting line is 58 states by 2028?
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Dear Non-Cult Americans,
Are you tired of the daily drama, corruption, manic insanity, malignant narcissism, obnoxious and boorish behavior, and illegalities? We’ve been dealing with this for 10 years. The only hope we have is to vote as many of these bastards out as possible.
Are you tired of the daily drama, corruption, manic insanity, malignant narcissism, obnoxious and boorish behavior, and illegalities? We’ve been dealing with this for 10 years. The only hope we have is to vote as many of these bastards out as possible.
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Dear Non-Cult Americans,
Are you tired of the daily drama, corruption, manic insanity, malignant narcissism, obnoxious and boorish behavior, and illegalities? We’ve been dealing with this for 10 years. The only hope we have is to vote as many of these bastards out as possible.
Are you tired of the daily drama, corruption, manic insanity, malignant narcissism, obnoxious and boorish behavior, and illegalities? We’ve been dealing with this for 10 years. The only hope we have is to vote as many of these bastards out as possible.
In Trump’s world there’s only shameless publicity.
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
In Trump’s world there’s only shameless publicity.
Hauling a way the country’s leader while keeping the existing government in place is next level Trump administration.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Hauling a way the country’s leader while keeping the existing government in place is next level Trump administration.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Well damn, dude, are you invading or buying a fixer-upper?
January 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Well damn, dude, are you invading or buying a fixer-upper?
As good as a starter pack. Thanks for the mention!
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
As good as a starter pack. Thanks for the mention!
Glad he put that issue to rest. Now back to Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Glad he put that issue to rest. Now back to Venezuela.
Trump flops at flipping the script.
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Trump flops at flipping the script.
Trump setting the Way Back Machine for 1965 with 39 cents a gallon for gas.
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Trump setting the Way Back Machine for 1965 with 39 cents a gallon for gas.
There are some delays due to the Marco Rubio International Airport being shut down.
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
There are some delays due to the Marco Rubio International Airport being shut down.
Meanwhile there’s another dish full of Epstein files, tariffs, that ballroom…
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Meanwhile there’s another dish full of Epstein files, tariffs, that ballroom…
“Maybe we should stop at a gas station and ask for directions.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
“Maybe we should stop at a gas station and ask for directions.”
That would be Trump: invade, pardon, and move on to the next self-created crisis.
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
That would be Trump: invade, pardon, and move on to the next self-created crisis.
You might recall that the George W. Bush administration changed the Iraqi currency to get Saddam Hussein’s picture off of there. I wonder whose picture could wind up on Venezuelan currency?
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
You might recall that the George W. Bush administration changed the Iraqi currency to get Saddam Hussein’s picture off of there. I wonder whose picture could wind up on Venezuelan currency?
Trump, leading us backwards to the Bush administration. That administration ended with unfinished wars and economic collapse.
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Trump, leading us backwards to the Bush administration. That administration ended with unfinished wars and economic collapse.
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Feels like we’ve been to this movie before, and the ending is not pretty.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Feels like we’ve been to this movie before, and the ending is not pretty.
This does not bode well for the occupation.
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This does not bode well for the occupation.
Feels like we’ve been to this movie before, and the ending is not pretty.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Feels like we’ve been to this movie before, and the ending is not pretty.
“Aye chihuahua, los Americanos…”
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“Aye chihuahua, los Americanos…”