Headlines McMuffin
@headlinesmc.bsky.social
Satire. Today’s headlines and opinion with a 1940’s tabloid look. Road to 3,423 followers. Pritzker for president? 🇺🇦
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Does anyone have a floppy disk? We need to access the a: drive.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Does anyone have a floppy disk? We need to access the a: drive.
With love and respect for Monica Lewinsky.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
With love and respect for Monica Lewinsky.
The Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution based on something they saw on a YouTube channel?
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution based on something they saw on a YouTube channel?
@sjmoneill.bsky.social aka the Bill Pulte page. Glad I found you!
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@sjmoneill.bsky.social aka the Bill Pulte page. Glad I found you!
Trump already has Bill Pulte pulling their home loan records…
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Trump already has Bill Pulte pulling their home loan records…
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“Don’t pick up the phone while I’m on the internet.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Don’t pick up the phone while I’m on the internet.”
At least he forgot about Amelia Earhart.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
At least he forgot about Amelia Earhart.
The White House, taking the Un- out of unemployment.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The White House, taking the Un- out of unemployment.
“Don’t pick up the phone while I’m on the internet.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Don’t pick up the phone while I’m on the internet.”
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“Donnie, you in danger, girl.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Donnie, you in danger, girl.”
Is Pete Hegseth more insecure than Trump? Let’s check in with his wife.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is Pete Hegseth more insecure than Trump? Let’s check in with his wife.
“Donnie, you in danger, girl.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Donnie, you in danger, girl.”
Ohhh - so we’re invading Venezuela to take home a ballroom for the White House. That just screams Trump and Hegseth.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ohhh - so we’re invading Venezuela to take home a ballroom for the White House. That just screams Trump and Hegseth.
“Correction - Tuesday’s dinner will be spaghetti, not tacos.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Correction - Tuesday’s dinner will be spaghetti, not tacos.”
“Fly the friendly skies - 5 days a week.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Fly the friendly skies - 5 days a week.”
Thought of you, @jaybird54.bsky.social 💜
Thank you so much for including me here, sister, and glad to have you back and recovering🙌✨💖
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thought of you, @jaybird54.bsky.social 💜
Bluesky veers hard left as Trump claims a win. Meanwhile, 7 days from now, Trump will be locked in some new outrage and will have forgotten about the shutdown.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bluesky veers hard left as Trump claims a win. Meanwhile, 7 days from now, Trump will be locked in some new outrage and will have forgotten about the shutdown.
“Just put those peepers on my plane. Love ya.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Just put those peepers on my plane. Love ya.”
“Pilot to Navigator - wake up.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Pilot to Navigator - wake up.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now, can we get on with life?
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now, can we get on with life?
In the US the rich get richer and the poor get hungrier.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
In the US the rich get richer and the poor get hungrier.
The only out of work Americans with full stomachs are the House of Representatives.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The only out of work Americans with full stomachs are the House of Representatives.
“The President Needs a Nap” sounds like a Bob Woodward book yet to be written.
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“The President Needs a Nap” sounds like a Bob Woodward book yet to be written.
Wasn’t Greenland going to hand us it’s rare earth metals? Canada a 51st state? That was some USA arrogance.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wasn’t Greenland going to hand us it’s rare earth metals? Canada a 51st state? That was some USA arrogance.
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Food fight in the Supreme Court cafeteria!
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Food fight in the Supreme Court cafeteria!