Travis Campbell
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Travis Campbell
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Three raccoons in a big data trenchcoat. | "I help people use data." | ex-AMD, ex-Indeed, ex-Cloudera

“The Don Rickles of Big Data” but streaming data is my current jam.

Somewhere in the mountains of Colorado

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Supergreen
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
am I doing this right?
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What's your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I mean … these were the easier parts.
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm going to tell you right now, LinkedIn.

If I ever need "the earthy elegance of weathering steel", I'm not going to go looking for it on your !@$#% ads system.

Get out of here with that crap.
September 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Still my favorite use of chatgpt: finding appropriate corporate versions of common idioms.
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I finally found a good use for ChatGPT.

Corey, if you ever need a brand marketer, I think I've found my calling.
September 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reminds me of this old meme.
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Living on top of a mountain necessitates paying attention to storms. Why? Because lightning says "Fuck you!" that's why.

We've had the house struck before and it's unnerving to see a lightning old right on top of yo' ass.
September 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Some of you have never had strawberry dessert tamales and it shows.
September 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We made up a batch of amaretto peach jam earlier this week. OMG this is so delicious. I have 25 pounds of peaches left to figure out other recipes to do.
September 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every day that I think about systems, I feel like I'm channeling this scene from IASIP.
September 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"... can't be tight if it's liquid."
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Truth. We need more of these warning signs around software.
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Beer crafters and you microbrew afficionados:

Are you ok? Did you really make a Smoked Pulled Pork Stout?

(Which I misread as “snout”
At first)

Blink twice if you need immediate evac from the IPA bros.
August 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want you to see what I saw thanks to Bluesky’s default thread collapse mode.

Sir, are you ok?
August 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
And some of y’all think Corey is joking.

I have seen this book in the wild.

I’m not sure if I regret not buying it. Or maybe I totally don’t regret it.
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
NGL, that's funny as shit.
August 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Someone needs to make a mod of this and build Lone Star’s Eagle 5.
August 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Never trust a person who has zero emotional ties to their browser tabs. They are dangerous and can survive anything.
August 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Went and ran Red Cone in the Jeep today. This is looking up at the pass from down below where the trail joins Webster.

There are four dots along the ridge line if you zoom in. Those are vehicles coming down from the top.

What is this, an offroad trail for ants?!
August 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh hell yeah. Sisu 2: Electric Boogaloo is coming out.

As someone on Reddit said, “I want to know who was stupid enough to piss this guy off again.”
August 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ok, Chase. I get it. “Fuck America”. Kind of a weird message from a capitalist, but ok.

(Seriously, I didn’t make this up, that’s just how it’s working out this month. 😂😂)
August 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Obligatory meme.
August 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM