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Travis Campbell
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Three raccoons in a big data trenchcoat. | "I help people use data."

ex(AMD|Indeed|Cloudera|Redpanda)

“The Don Rickles of Big Data” but data/AI is my current jam.

Somewhere in the mountains of Colorado

Signal: hcoyote.83
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Treat data like blood donations. Ask A LOT of questions.

Whose blood is this? Where did you get this blood? Why is there so much blood? Does the person you collected this blood from know you have it? Did anyone see you take this blood?

Now replace “blood” with “data”

#dataBS
I'm tempted to take every incident RCA writeup and postmortem, and pass it through ChatGPT to make it sound like William Faulkner.

Very tempted.

Very. Tempted.
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Travis Campbell
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.

It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
hell yeah, brother.

NES Generation represent!
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Unpossible! There’s no way law-abiding government agents would commit crime.

It would go against their strict moral, ethical, and legal code!
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I was told to increase the pieces of flair on my uniform.
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
King of the Hammers is Burning Man for off-roaders. I will not be taking questions.
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Two images, same vibe.

"Let me see your war face!"
February 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This post is most definitely not dogshit.
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Plot twist: Y2K38 will be the event that saves humanity.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Travis Campbell
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February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
You heard it here first:

pspm: poop snake package manager.

Take that, npm!
That's the name of the next-gen Python package manager.
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Well ... that's unexpected.

I guess we'll see how the remaining charges play out.
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Reposted by Travis Campbell
You can vibe code your way to a working prototype. You cannot vibe code or one-shot your way to a competitive product that works at scale. The hard part isn't writing code; it's the architectural supervision.
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
But can it render DOOM?
Had early access to Genie 3 world modelling tool. Huge leap forward in dynamic generation but some issues (like consistency) remain

Here is an otter airline pilot with a duck on its head walking through a Rothko inspired airport and an otter in a wingsuit flying through a city of gothic towers.
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Please tell me someone already thought of the slogan “No more Mr. ICE guy” for Bovino’s demotion.

I can’t be the only one who thought this. I really can’t.

youtu.be/PE1vGT-hlLI
No More Mr. Nice Guy
YouTube video by Alice Cooper - Topic
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Serious question: when you’re watching a preventable work disaster unfold in real time do you go for the cheesy popcorn or the caramel?
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Another day, another patch.
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Wife has been playing with perfecting her sourdough starter. She named it Doughlene.

I suggested a few others for the next batches.

Doughly Parton. Very mature white starter.
Doughprah Winfrey. For her chocolate sourdough.
Breaddie Mercury.
Crustin Timberlake.
Clint Yeastwood.

I'll stop.
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Spread it far, spread it wide.
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I need to clean my desk.

Always be learning, yo.
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I’m starting to think that the only reason humans are going to be involved heavily in AI over the long haul, is that we’re the ones providing a conscience to the machine, in tight reactive loops (“WhatTF?! No Claude. No.”)

At least that’s how it worked in Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
That’s what’s up.

Love finding hole-in-the-wall Mexican places with good food.

Gigantic chicharrones and fresh guacamole.
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Making the right decision for yourself is so hard and so fulfilling.
Sometimes the hardest thing to do is accepting that you’ve already won.

If you like this, share it.

jasonherbert.substack.com/p/the-decision
The Decision
January 21, 2026
jasonherbert.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Reposted by Travis Campbell
I went to download the Riot Medicine guide for some light reading and discovered I already had a copy from 2020. But it was updated in 2023, so now I have a current version.

This isn't a replacement for professional care, but every little bit helps. Be safe out there, friends. riotmedicine.net
Riot Medicine
riotmedicine.net
January 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM