Can't wait to see how this will not only fail to achieve any kind of gun reform but also somehow have the Democratic Party listed as a terrorist organisation.

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

Why is the shopping centre so full of children today, why aren't they at school

Adding to the voices talking about travel experiences in the US, I was informed at the border on our way home from Colombia that despite having a valid ESTA, I was not eligible to hold an ESTA because I have been to Cuba. The C&BP agent was adamant that I had no right to enter the US.

The West Wing would have been a lot shorter if Aaron Sorkin had just made Bartlet sign Executive Orders to get his way.

Watching an old season of #Loveisland (season 3) and it's so much more interesting than the newer ones. The producer need to start letting them drink again, and have actual interesting conversations.

In a vivid physical representation of my mental state at the beginning of December, a Christmas card has just turned up back in my mailbox marked returned to sender because I didn't put the house number on it.

Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns

jackie chan was an australian construction worker for like two weeks. of course he acquired a nickname that he’s carried for the rest of his life

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's
put an
image in

the

document

oh

heck

Checked in for a flight this morning (in Colombia) and noticed we didn't have seats on our boarding passes...turns out despite buying these tickets in March, we are on standby.

Massive away win for the little fella.

I had forgotten the experience of waking up to a dozen push notifications like “Trump has named Hoobastank as his secretary of agriculture”