Hillbilly Eggspert
@hbeggspert.bsky.social
Chicken farmer and nuggie producer.
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
Why are IDF soldiers inside schools?
June 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why are IDF soldiers inside schools?
Id unironically pay soldiers to do that rather than societal demolition in oil rich countries.
I always wondered why if we have so many troops and engineers, they arnt repairing roads, digging ditches, or building shit.
Why do we pay so many people to just do nothing?
I always wondered why if we have so many troops and engineers, they arnt repairing roads, digging ditches, or building shit.
Why do we pay so many people to just do nothing?
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Id unironically pay soldiers to do that rather than societal demolition in oil rich countries.
I always wondered why if we have so many troops and engineers, they arnt repairing roads, digging ditches, or building shit.
Why do we pay so many people to just do nothing?
I always wondered why if we have so many troops and engineers, they arnt repairing roads, digging ditches, or building shit.
Why do we pay so many people to just do nothing?
I've heard people call it trumps pride parade and trumps temu parade.
It is rather funny posturing strength against china for 6 months and then fizzle farting when you have to put some cards down.
Maybe we are the counterfeit nation? A #palantir or #haliburton disguised as a country.
It is rather funny posturing strength against china for 6 months and then fizzle farting when you have to put some cards down.
Maybe we are the counterfeit nation? A #palantir or #haliburton disguised as a country.
June 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I've heard people call it trumps pride parade and trumps temu parade.
It is rather funny posturing strength against china for 6 months and then fizzle farting when you have to put some cards down.
Maybe we are the counterfeit nation? A #palantir or #haliburton disguised as a country.
It is rather funny posturing strength against china for 6 months and then fizzle farting when you have to put some cards down.
Maybe we are the counterfeit nation? A #palantir or #haliburton disguised as a country.
Don't be fooled. They aren't on your side.
They were brutalizing Americans 2 days ago in los Angeles.
They are there for the bonus check and their own masturbatory personal sense of prestige.
If you really believed the oath, would you be marching?
They were brutalizing Americans 2 days ago in los Angeles.
They are there for the bonus check and their own masturbatory personal sense of prestige.
If you really believed the oath, would you be marching?
June 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Don't be fooled. They aren't on your side.
They were brutalizing Americans 2 days ago in los Angeles.
They are there for the bonus check and their own masturbatory personal sense of prestige.
If you really believed the oath, would you be marching?
They were brutalizing Americans 2 days ago in los Angeles.
They are there for the bonus check and their own masturbatory personal sense of prestige.
If you really believed the oath, would you be marching?
We expressed our weakness to the world and helped elevate china.
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
June 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
We expressed our weakness to the world and helped elevate china.
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
No chicken named chicken McChicken face :(.
June 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
No chicken named chicken McChicken face :(.
Before he figures out what's going on I need him to know I had nothing to do with it and I'm sorry.
June 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Before he figures out what's going on I need him to know I had nothing to do with it and I'm sorry.
I don't have this opinion out of nowhere.
Read some of martin van creveld statements on the matter.
Read some of martin van creveld statements on the matter.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I don't have this opinion out of nowhere.
Read some of martin van creveld statements on the matter.
Read some of martin van creveld statements on the matter.
I didn't finance Iran's genocide.
I financed ours and the Israelis.
You need to clean your own house before worrying about Irans. Iran isn't robbing me at gun point to kill brown kids.
Iran is the lesser evil and a nuclear Iran is a safer middle east.
I financed ours and the Israelis.
You need to clean your own house before worrying about Irans. Iran isn't robbing me at gun point to kill brown kids.
Iran is the lesser evil and a nuclear Iran is a safer middle east.
June 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I didn't finance Iran's genocide.
I financed ours and the Israelis.
You need to clean your own house before worrying about Irans. Iran isn't robbing me at gun point to kill brown kids.
Iran is the lesser evil and a nuclear Iran is a safer middle east.
I financed ours and the Israelis.
You need to clean your own house before worrying about Irans. Iran isn't robbing me at gun point to kill brown kids.
Iran is the lesser evil and a nuclear Iran is a safer middle east.
With an endless supply of #republican #cucks ready to give their wives away to him and die for his cause.
Garbage parasites with garbage opinions living in a garbage world with garbage strong men demanding everyone roll in filth with them.
I despise this type of weakness posturing strength.
Garbage parasites with garbage opinions living in a garbage world with garbage strong men demanding everyone roll in filth with them.
I despise this type of weakness posturing strength.
a woman sitting in a car with a giraffe sticking its head out the window
ALT: a woman sitting in a car with a giraffe sticking its head out the window
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June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
With an endless supply of #republican #cucks ready to give their wives away to him and die for his cause.
Garbage parasites with garbage opinions living in a garbage world with garbage strong men demanding everyone roll in filth with them.
I despise this type of weakness posturing strength.
Garbage parasites with garbage opinions living in a garbage world with garbage strong men demanding everyone roll in filth with them.
I despise this type of weakness posturing strength.
China: posture powers and stability.
America: send 700 drug fueled zoomer kids with guns to attack american citizens because we don't have an active war for the first time in 200 years and the #conservatives will literally die from lack of spilled blood.
America: send 700 drug fueled zoomer kids with guns to attack american citizens because we don't have an active war for the first time in 200 years and the #conservatives will literally die from lack of spilled blood.
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
China: posture powers and stability.
America: send 700 drug fueled zoomer kids with guns to attack american citizens because we don't have an active war for the first time in 200 years and the #conservatives will literally die from lack of spilled blood.
America: send 700 drug fueled zoomer kids with guns to attack american citizens because we don't have an active war for the first time in 200 years and the #conservatives will literally die from lack of spilled blood.
I got an idea if he did.
This sounds like dementia.
This sounds like dementia.
June 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I got an idea if he did.
This sounds like dementia.
This sounds like dementia.
I've never used Uber anything and I'd be scared to do it. After I got over the fear of new things, id be offended by the prices.
I will eat tacos tonight and they will appease my rage.
I will eat tacos tonight and they will appease my rage.
June 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I've never used Uber anything and I'd be scared to do it. After I got over the fear of new things, id be offended by the prices.
I will eat tacos tonight and they will appease my rage.
I will eat tacos tonight and they will appease my rage.
They don't make an epidural for this kind of pain.
June 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They don't make an epidural for this kind of pain.
Just don't lick it and you should be good.
June 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just don't lick it and you should be good.