Hillbilly Eggspert
@hbeggspert.bsky.social
Chicken farmer and nuggie producer.
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
Why are #idf soldiers using civilians as human shields inside schools and hospital?
When people are pro Israeli #zionists is this what they mean? It's fine if we do it and it's terrorism if anyone else does?
Where is the denouncement? Are we just pretending it's fine as long as it's a Zionist?
When people are pro Israeli #zionists is this what they mean? It's fine if we do it and it's terrorism if anyone else does?
Where is the denouncement? Are we just pretending it's fine as long as it's a Zionist?
June 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Why are IDF soldiers inside schools?
June 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why are IDF soldiers inside schools?
We expressed our weakness to the world and helped elevate china.
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
June 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
We expressed our weakness to the world and helped elevate china.
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
#birds
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
June 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
#birds
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
I have no idea how she stays so rotund. She doesn't eat anything I give her, she only comes inside to sleep once in a while and she spends most of her time in the shed.
#cats
#cats
June 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have no idea how she stays so rotund. She doesn't eat anything I give her, she only comes inside to sleep once in a while and she spends most of her time in the shed.
#cats
#cats
Boots got around before he disappeared.
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
May 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Boots got around before he disappeared.
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
I'm a Disney princess.
Fawn could have been my dog but the mom came back within a reasonable time like a stupid idiot demon who hates me and doesn't want me to be happy and it's actually personal and I'm not just taking it that way cause her mom was evil & I could of raised her better
#nature
#deer
Fawn could have been my dog but the mom came back within a reasonable time like a stupid idiot demon who hates me and doesn't want me to be happy and it's actually personal and I'm not just taking it that way cause her mom was evil & I could of raised her better
#nature
#deer
May 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#caturday
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
#caturday
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
I give you. A box inside a box.
I can also shit talk cops and republicans really good. I consider it art.
I can also shit talk cops and republicans really good. I consider it art.
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I give you. A box inside a box.
I can also shit talk cops and republicans really good. I consider it art.
I can also shit talk cops and republicans really good. I consider it art.
I can make any size box you want! Any color!
Big boxes.
Little boxes.
Wet boxes.
Dry boxes.
Boxes to fit other boxes.
Boxes for boxes.
Boxes with roofs.
Boxes with drains.
I can round the corners if you want to be posh, But to make an inspector gadget box is beyond me :(.
Big boxes.
Little boxes.
Wet boxes.
Dry boxes.
Boxes to fit other boxes.
Boxes for boxes.
Boxes with roofs.
Boxes with drains.
I can round the corners if you want to be posh, But to make an inspector gadget box is beyond me :(.
May 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I can make any size box you want! Any color!
Big boxes.
Little boxes.
Wet boxes.
Dry boxes.
Boxes to fit other boxes.
Boxes for boxes.
Boxes with roofs.
Boxes with drains.
I can round the corners if you want to be posh, But to make an inspector gadget box is beyond me :(.
Big boxes.
Little boxes.
Wet boxes.
Dry boxes.
Boxes to fit other boxes.
Boxes for boxes.
Boxes with roofs.
Boxes with drains.
I can round the corners if you want to be posh, But to make an inspector gadget box is beyond me :(.
No. God no. I wish I was that creative.
My artistic skills are all in fixture construction.
I don't have the patience to do that kinda stuff, instead I spend 3 hours making sure a tile is autistically level and perfect because even if no one else knows....I do and it hurts.
My artistic skills are all in fixture construction.
I don't have the patience to do that kinda stuff, instead I spend 3 hours making sure a tile is autistically level and perfect because even if no one else knows....I do and it hurts.
May 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No. God no. I wish I was that creative.
My artistic skills are all in fixture construction.
I don't have the patience to do that kinda stuff, instead I spend 3 hours making sure a tile is autistically level and perfect because even if no one else knows....I do and it hurts.
My artistic skills are all in fixture construction.
I don't have the patience to do that kinda stuff, instead I spend 3 hours making sure a tile is autistically level and perfect because even if no one else knows....I do and it hurts.
Hair looks fine.
Chicken looks concerned.
Had no context in which I could ever subtly share this find with you and I have no social etiquette so blamo!
Chicken looks concerned.
Had no context in which I could ever subtly share this find with you and I have no social etiquette so blamo!
May 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hair looks fine.
Chicken looks concerned.
Had no context in which I could ever subtly share this find with you and I have no social etiquette so blamo!
Chicken looks concerned.
Had no context in which I could ever subtly share this find with you and I have no social etiquette so blamo!
May 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is boots.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
May 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This is boots.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
#maga
#republican
#medical
#politics
#look
Just thought people should see this.
I think #mangione should have statues and be set free. He is only a danger to certain people not us and I think that's really cool of him. I think #Luigi is a fucking hero who should be honored.
I won't ever forget.
#republican
#medical
#politics
#look
Just thought people should see this.
I think #mangione should have statues and be set free. He is only a danger to certain people not us and I think that's really cool of him. I think #Luigi is a fucking hero who should be honored.
I won't ever forget.
May 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Turns out. The boomer DID have it easier.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Turns out. The boomer DID have it easier.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
I don't understand how to handle sensitive #fascists
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I don't understand how to handle sensitive #fascists
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
This must be what it was like to be a 19 year old american drafted into Vietnam stalked by a 44 year old Vietnamese farmer with a gun older than your dad.
#backyardchickens
#chickens
#backyardchickens
#chickens
May 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This must be what it was like to be a 19 year old american drafted into Vietnam stalked by a 44 year old Vietnamese farmer with a gun older than your dad.
#backyardchickens
#chickens
#backyardchickens
#chickens
May 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Weed enjoyers are on the list.
Don't forget about the rhetoric the admin had about killing users and dealers.
Don't forget about the rhetoric the admin had about killing users and dealers.
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Weed enjoyers are on the list.
Don't forget about the rhetoric the admin had about killing users and dealers.
Don't forget about the rhetoric the admin had about killing users and dealers.
May 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
