Hillbilly Eggspert
@hbeggspert.bsky.social
Chicken farmer and nuggie producer.
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
I don't have #autism !!!!
*Proceeds to close his volume mixer that he was using to make sure his impression of the gecko from car insurance commercials hits the same peaks with the same cadence.
*Proceeds to close his volume mixer that he was using to make sure his impression of the gecko from car insurance commercials hits the same peaks with the same cadence.
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don't have #autism !!!!
*Proceeds to close his volume mixer that he was using to make sure his impression of the gecko from car insurance commercials hits the same peaks with the same cadence.
*Proceeds to close his volume mixer that he was using to make sure his impression of the gecko from car insurance commercials hits the same peaks with the same cadence.
#timetostandupforisrael needs to step up for Iranian dead.
Israel attacked Iran.
Israel was already in wars with multiple other regions and countries.
If Iran had a nuclear device Israel would have never attacked
A nuclear Iran is a stabilized middle east according to Israeli strategists.
Israel attacked Iran.
Israel was already in wars with multiple other regions and countries.
If Iran had a nuclear device Israel would have never attacked
A nuclear Iran is a stabilized middle east according to Israeli strategists.
June 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#timetostandupforisrael needs to step up for Iranian dead.
Israel attacked Iran.
Israel was already in wars with multiple other regions and countries.
If Iran had a nuclear device Israel would have never attacked
A nuclear Iran is a stabilized middle east according to Israeli strategists.
Israel attacked Iran.
Israel was already in wars with multiple other regions and countries.
If Iran had a nuclear device Israel would have never attacked
A nuclear Iran is a stabilized middle east according to Israeli strategists.
A nuclear #Iran is a stabilized middle east.
Even Israeli historians agree that Iran having a nuclear device would act as a deterrent and stabilize the middle east.
#israel is the largest destabilizing nation in the region and Iran would have never been attacked if it had a nuclear deterrent.
Even Israeli historians agree that Iran having a nuclear device would act as a deterrent and stabilize the middle east.
#israel is the largest destabilizing nation in the region and Iran would have never been attacked if it had a nuclear deterrent.
June 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why are #idf soldiers using civilians as human shields inside schools and hospital?
When people are pro Israeli #zionists is this what they mean? It's fine if we do it and it's terrorism if anyone else does?
Where is the denouncement? Are we just pretending it's fine as long as it's a Zionist?
When people are pro Israeli #zionists is this what they mean? It's fine if we do it and it's terrorism if anyone else does?
Where is the denouncement? Are we just pretending it's fine as long as it's a Zionist?
June 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm on #Irans #Iran side.
I hope the terrorist state of #israel is conquered and the terrorist regime that is israeli government is dismantled with the heads of state charged with crimes against humanity.
everything that exists in Israel, I paid for with a gun to my head by the #us government.
I hope the terrorist state of #israel is conquered and the terrorist regime that is israeli government is dismantled with the heads of state charged with crimes against humanity.
everything that exists in Israel, I paid for with a gun to my head by the #us government.
June 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#birds
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
June 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
#birds
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.
The only animal that is cuter as an adult.
I have no idea how she stays so rotund. She doesn't eat anything I give her, she only comes inside to sleep once in a while and she spends most of her time in the shed.
#cats
#cats
June 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have no idea how she stays so rotund. She doesn't eat anything I give her, she only comes inside to sleep once in a while and she spends most of her time in the shed.
#cats
#cats
Boots got around before he disappeared.
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
May 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Boots got around before he disappeared.
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.
I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks
I'm a Disney princess.
Fawn could have been my dog but the mom came back within a reasonable time like a stupid idiot demon who hates me and doesn't want me to be happy and it's actually personal and I'm not just taking it that way cause her mom was evil & I could of raised her better
#nature
#deer
Fawn could have been my dog but the mom came back within a reasonable time like a stupid idiot demon who hates me and doesn't want me to be happy and it's actually personal and I'm not just taking it that way cause her mom was evil & I could of raised her better
#nature
#deer
May 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#caturday
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
#caturday
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.
I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......
Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.
May 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone who has #maga friends or family.
These are the white south africans they are letting into the united states.
#republicans
#trump
#genocide
show your friends, show your family, show all of maga the types of people they are importing over their gardener or maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXU...
These are the white south africans they are letting into the united states.
#republicans
#trump
#genocide
show your friends, show your family, show all of maga the types of people they are importing over their gardener or maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXU...
Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Noisey
www.youtube.com
May 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Anyone who has #maga friends or family.
These are the white south africans they are letting into the united states.
#republicans
#trump
#genocide
show your friends, show your family, show all of maga the types of people they are importing over their gardener or maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXU...
These are the white south africans they are letting into the united states.
#republicans
#trump
#genocide
show your friends, show your family, show all of maga the types of people they are importing over their gardener or maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXU...
This is boots.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
May 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This is boots.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl.
2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back.
I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
#news
10% of the population is causing 90% of issues.
I'll let you guess who.
#news
10% of the population is causing 90% of issues.
I'll let you guess who.
High-income groups disproportionately contribute to climate extremes worldwide - Nature Climate Change
While climate injustice is widely recognized, a quantification of how emissions inequality translates into unequal accountability is still lacking. Here researchers examine how affluent groups disprop...
www.nature.com
May 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
#news
10% of the population is causing 90% of issues.
I'll let you guess who.
#news
10% of the population is causing 90% of issues.
I'll let you guess who.
#maga
#republican
#medical
#politics
#look
Just thought people should see this.
I think #mangione should have statues and be set free. He is only a danger to certain people not us and I think that's really cool of him. I think #Luigi is a fucking hero who should be honored.
I won't ever forget.
#republican
#medical
#politics
#look
Just thought people should see this.
I think #mangione should have statues and be set free. He is only a danger to certain people not us and I think that's really cool of him. I think #Luigi is a fucking hero who should be honored.
I won't ever forget.
May 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Turns out. The boomer DID have it easier.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Turns out. The boomer DID have it easier.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
I have never been on a vacation.
Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other.
I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood.
I'm literally eat out of my backyard.
#boomers can fuck off with this shit.
#showerthought
If the #trump admin is only arresting hardened illegal criminals and they know they are being deported to a foreign nation.
Why have there been no gun fights?
If I was a hardened gangster and I was being deported. I'd just....shoot them? What are they gonna do, deport me?
If the #trump admin is only arresting hardened illegal criminals and they know they are being deported to a foreign nation.
Why have there been no gun fights?
If I was a hardened gangster and I was being deported. I'd just....shoot them? What are they gonna do, deport me?
May 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
#showerthought
If the #trump admin is only arresting hardened illegal criminals and they know they are being deported to a foreign nation.
Why have there been no gun fights?
If I was a hardened gangster and I was being deported. I'd just....shoot them? What are they gonna do, deport me?
If the #trump admin is only arresting hardened illegal criminals and they know they are being deported to a foreign nation.
Why have there been no gun fights?
If I was a hardened gangster and I was being deported. I'd just....shoot them? What are they gonna do, deport me?
I don't understand how to handle sensitive #fascists
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I don't understand how to handle sensitive #fascists
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded.
I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans
Spent the last 10 years pouring a cup of water onto a crockpot lid cause it rolled down the lid and into the crock pot.
Buy new crock pot.
Wife walks in as I pour a cup of liquid onto a closed lid and it goes all over the counter and floor.
Refuse to elaborate.
#chad
#sad
#mad
#meme
Buy new crock pot.
Wife walks in as I pour a cup of liquid onto a closed lid and it goes all over the counter and floor.
Refuse to elaborate.
#chad
#sad
#mad
#meme
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt that says chad on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt that says chad on it
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This must be what it was like to be a 19 year old american drafted into Vietnam stalked by a 44 year old Vietnamese farmer with a gun older than your dad.
#backyardchickens
#chickens
#backyardchickens
#chickens
May 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This must be what it was like to be a 19 year old american drafted into Vietnam stalked by a 44 year old Vietnamese farmer with a gun older than your dad.
#backyardchickens
#chickens
#backyardchickens
#chickens
May 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM