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none binary with left boy
@hbassist.bsky.social
Umbreon / 27
I like trains
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November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Find a pigeon,
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think seeing this dynamic fundamentally changed my brain as a kid
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think Midna makes up a solid 30% of my sexuality and 20% of my gender
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We're so fucking back
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm glad the first time I'm actually seeing the dodgy bullshit in my kitchen is when the kitchen fitter is showing me what he's just taken out

Like he'll be like "uh, this is interesting" and half the time it's cupboards held up with bits of string and half the time it's:
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This is all I took from my second viewing of Kontroll
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Okay this scooter is genuinely life changing in terms of my ability to get around the city and the amount of pain I have to endure lmao
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Refitted my fangs, big urge to go biting
September 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This guy is on my leg now
July 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Life hack for chopping onions:
Wearing a respirator mask makes you immune to onions making your eyes stream. I diced 2kg with a friend while wearing masks (no eye protection) and where my eyes usually stream non stop, neither of us shed a single tear
July 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pros of getting jigsaws from charity shops:
They're super cheap
Environmentally friendly
Usually a good variety in the stores

Cons of getting jigsaws from charity shops:
July 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The dungarees cut off the asdf movie reference on the bottom half of this shirt so I'm just hoping my t boy swag lets me pull off "T4T" instead of "chaser"
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Okay I feel about 20x better now, maybe next year lmao
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
unless...
May 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My unique children (tasty with butter or garlic and herb cream cheese)
May 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My beautiful children (cinnamon edition)
May 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I was concerned I'd made too much babka but considering one loaf has already disappeared perhaps it'll be okay (but do hmu if you want some babka lmao)
May 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pothos plant in carefully balanced soil, pot with good drainage, managed sunlight: one of my three leaves has died and fallen off :) I'm not long for this world :)

Potatoes still in their plastic bag in a dark cupboard: yeah these are optimal growing conditions, let's go boys
May 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Wasn't expecting my tattoo to have pronouns but it's definitely it/she
April 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ngl I dig the kinda gnarly bleeding ink look
April 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Poggy
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Praying to the gods of surface tension
March 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Love being on buses when google maps decides they don't exist any more and the route appears to be entirely vibes based
March 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Okay so imagine a meringue had a kinda goopey baby with a brownie I guess?
February 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM