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Umbreon in the aforementioned slutty Umbreon outfit. They are knelt on the ground giving the peace sign with both hands and smiling while sticking their tongue out. The outfit consists of a black pvc bodysuit with gold trim, a black pvc corset with gold circles on the sides, a black long sleeve bolero style top with a moon symbol cut out next to the neck and gold circles on the upper arms, a chifon skirt, fishnet tights, and pvc coated stuffed ears and tail. Umbreon in the aforementioned slutty Umbreon outfit. They are on all fours looking down at the camera and smiling while sticking their tongue out. Their cleavage looks great. The outfit consists of a black pvc bodysuit with gold trim, a black pvc corset with gold circles on the sides, a black long sleeve bolero style top with a moon symbol cut out next to the neck and gold circles on the upper arms, a chifon skirt, fishnet tights, and pvc coated stuffed ears and tail. Umbreon in the aforementioned slutty Umbreon outfit. They are knelt on the ground facing side on to the camera with their hands on their knees and smiling. The outfit consists of a black pvc bodysuit with gold trim, a black pvc corset with gold circles on the sides, a black long sleeve bolero style top with a moon symbol cut out next to the neck and gold circles on the upper arms, a chifon skirt, fishnet tights, and pvc coated stuffed ears and tail.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
hbassist.bsky.social
Find a pigeon,
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
A picture of my hand reaching out towards a pigeon on the ground
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
I think seeing this dynamic fundamentally changed my brain as a kid
Another scene from zelda twilight princess. Link in wolf form is looking at Midna as she says "Eee hee! That's much better! You humans are obedient to a fault, aren't you?"
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
I think Midna makes up a solid 30% of my sexuality and 20% of my gender
A picture of a tv screen on which Midna from zelda twilight princess is saying "I found you!"
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
We're so fucking back
A picture of a tv showing the opening scene from Zelda Twilight Princess. Two men sit at the shore of a pond. One is saying "Tell me... Do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls?"
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
I'm glad the first time I'm actually seeing the dodgy bullshit in my kitchen is when the kitchen fitter is showing me what he's just taken out

Like he'll be like "uh, this is interesting" and half the time it's cupboards held up with bits of string and half the time it's:
The "Now that's what I call music" cover art but it has been crudely edited to say "Now that's what I call a fire risk"
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
hbassist.bsky.social
This is all I took from my second viewing of Kontroll
A "who would win" meme where the two options are Bootsie and Bulcsú from Kontroll 2003. Bootsie has been labelled "one speedy boi" and Bulcsú "I like trains"
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Okay this scooter is genuinely life changing in terms of my ability to get around the city and the amount of pain I have to endure lmao
A photo of Umbreon standing over a kick scooter. They're wearing dungarees and a hoodie. The scooter is black, pink, and light blue.
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Refitted my fangs, big urge to go biting
A selfie of Umbreon smiling and giving the peace sign. They have two large fangs where their canines usually are.
September 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
This guy is on my leg now
A picture of Umbreon's leg with a fresh tattoo on it. The tattoo features an Umbreon against a purple background with some sparkles surrounding it
July 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Life hack for chopping onions:
Wearing a respirator mask makes you immune to onions making your eyes stream. I diced 2kg with a friend while wearing masks (no eye protection) and where my eyes usually stream non stop, neither of us shed a single tear
A selfie of Umbreon. They are stood in front of a big pan of chopped onions looking at the camera and making a peace sign. They are wearing an Aura 3M respirator mask and a tshirt with a trans flag and the text "I like trans" on it
July 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Pros of getting jigsaws from charity shops:
They're super cheap
Environmentally friendly
Usually a good variety in the stores

Cons of getting jigsaws from charity shops:
A completed jigsaw puzzle. The design has hexagons with different designs and green plants against a white background. There is a single missing piece in the bottom right quadrant.
July 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
hbassist.bsky.social
The dungarees cut off the asdf movie reference on the bottom half of this shirt so I'm just hoping my t boy swag lets me pull off "T4T" instead of "chaser"
A selfie of Umbreon. They're wearing sunglasses and a baseball style cap, as well as a colourful backpack and sea creature themed dungarees. Their shirt reads "I LIKE TRANS" against a trans flag background. The dungarees are cutting off the rest of the shirt, which provides context. Umbreon is sticking their tongue out and giving the peace sign to the camera.
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
hbassist.bsky.social
Okay I feel about 20x better now, maybe next year lmao
A selfie of Umbreon. They are dmiling and giving the peace sign. Their facial hair has been completely shaved off.
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
unless...
A selfie of Umbreon. They have a shaved head and a goatee. They are raising one eyebrow.
May 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
My unique children (tasty with butter or garlic and herb cream cheese)
8 bagels on a baking tray. The bagels are a variety of sizes and shapes (all are roughly circular with a small hole in the centre, but with much variation). They are golden in colour and the ones towards the front have darker brown areas. My hand holding half a bagel, which has had butter spread on it. Another half bagel is on the counter beneath, it has been spread with vegan cream cheese.
May 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
My beautiful children (cinnamon edition)
Two bread pans with beautiful cinnamon babka, fresh out of the oven.
May 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
hbassist.bsky.social
I was concerned I'd made too much babka but considering one loaf has already disappeared perhaps it'll be okay (but do hmu if you want some babka lmao)
Two sets of babka dough in bread pans, covered loosely with cling film Two freshly baked babka loaves A babka loaf cut in half to reveal the cross section
May 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Pothos plant in carefully balanced soil, pot with good drainage, managed sunlight: one of my three leaves has died and fallen off :) I'm not long for this world :)

Potatoes still in their plastic bag in a dark cupboard: yeah these are optimal growing conditions, let's go boys
Two plastic bags of potatoes on a plastic chair in a hallway. The bags have multiple potato shoots growing through them. Some shoots are fairly long and have branches and green buds.
May 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
hbassist.bsky.social
Wasn't expecting my tattoo to have pronouns but it's definitely it/she
A picture of Umbreon's left upper arm. It has a tattoo of a deer skull with flowers woven around the antlers.
April 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Ngl I dig the kinda gnarly bleeding ink look
A pic of Umbreon's upper left arm. They have a tattoo of a deer skull with large antlers and flowers woven into the antlers. The tattoo is pretty fresh so the ink is bleeding slightly and the whole area looks a little red and sore
April 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Poggy
5 tupperwear boxes, each filled with heart stew, on a kitchen countertop. In the stew can be seen chunks of swede, carrot, beef, and onion, alongside pearl barley, kale, split peas, and lentils.
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Praying to the gods of surface tension
A bubbling pot of stew on a stovetop in a kitchen. The camera angle is such that it emphasises how full the pot is, nearly overflowing and relying on surface tension to not spill.
March 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Love being on buses when google maps decides they don't exist any more and the route appears to be entirely vibes based
Gif of Gene Wilder in the Willy Wonka movie, it's the boat ride scene and ominous red lights flash across his face. The caption reads "There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going."
March 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
hbassist.bsky.social
Okay so imagine a meringue had a kinda goopey baby with a brownie I guess?
A picture of a pan of brownies. The top is glossy and brittle (like a meringue) and has a collapsed section where you can see gooey brownie beneath. Some brownie squares cut up on a wire rack. They have a crispy top and a gooey centre
February 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM