none binary with left boy
@hbassist.bsky.social
Umbreon / 27
I like trains
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I like trains
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So I have a first date on Friday, which is great, and a themed murder mystery party on Saturday, which is also great. Unfortunately my murder mystery character has a goatee, so I'm gonna have to forwarn my date like "I swear I don't usually have a goatee, I'm just doing this for the bit"
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
So I have a first date on Friday, which is great, and a themed murder mystery party on Saturday, which is also great. Unfortunately my murder mystery character has a goatee, so I'm gonna have to forwarn my date like "I swear I don't usually have a goatee, I'm just doing this for the bit"
For a long while I'd been thinking of moving on to nebido when I eventually saw the gic, but now the appointment is in the diary I'm realising I definitely want to stay on sustanon. Like sure I gotta do it every 4 weeks instead of 12, but I'm the one in control
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
For a long while I'd been thinking of moving on to nebido when I eventually saw the gic, but now the appointment is in the diary I'm realising I definitely want to stay on sustanon. Like sure I gotta do it every 4 weeks instead of 12, but I'm the one in control
Phones should have a "I'm waiting on an important phonecall" mode you can turn on and it'll turn the ringtone and vibrate to max and also give you a powerful electric shock once a second while it's ringing
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Phones should have a "I'm waiting on an important phonecall" mode you can turn on and it'll turn the ringtone and vibrate to max and also give you a powerful electric shock once a second while it's ringing
Last year it was light therapy, the year before it was vitamin D supplements, but this year I'm going to cure my seasonal depression with the power of zelda twilight princess
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Last year it was light therapy, the year before it was vitamin D supplements, but this year I'm going to cure my seasonal depression with the power of zelda twilight princess
Oh yeah the slutty Umbreon outfit arrived lmao, got my fit sorted for the furry rave
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh yeah the slutty Umbreon outfit arrived lmao, got my fit sorted for the furry rave
People ask me how my calves are so strong and look so good and the answer is very simple: you just gotta have tendons and ligaments that don't work properly, mixed with stabilising muscles that don't activate, and complete the look by having your calves constantly do twice the work they're meant to
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
People ask me how my calves are so strong and look so good and the answer is very simple: you just gotta have tendons and ligaments that don't work properly, mixed with stabilising muscles that don't activate, and complete the look by having your calves constantly do twice the work they're meant to
Okay so homemade sauerkraut is infinitely cheaper than probiotic supplements but, like with probiotic supplements, the only difference I can be sure it's making is wow my guts are having an interesting time
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Okay so homemade sauerkraut is infinitely cheaper than probiotic supplements but, like with probiotic supplements, the only difference I can be sure it's making is wow my guts are having an interesting time
Okay so you hate shaving and you decide to get laser so you don't have to deal with shaving anymore but then they tell you you gotta shave super well every time you have a laser session?? Messed up??
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Okay so you hate shaving and you decide to get laser so you don't have to deal with shaving anymore but then they tell you you gotta shave super well every time you have a laser session?? Messed up??
Okay completely possible this is a coincidence, but since at least semi regularly incorporating a 10 minute meditation into my bedtime routine, my digestive/IBS symptoms have calmed down a fair amount? The other benefits are too nebulous and vague to pin down but it's nice my bowels have chilled out
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Okay completely possible this is a coincidence, but since at least semi regularly incorporating a 10 minute meditation into my bedtime routine, my digestive/IBS symptoms have calmed down a fair amount? The other benefits are too nebulous and vague to pin down but it's nice my bowels have chilled out
Find a pigeon,
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Find a pigeon,
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
Okay fine I give in, I've ordered the slutty umbreon costume
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Okay fine I give in, I've ordered the slutty umbreon costume
Umbreon dyspraxia arc????????
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Umbreon dyspraxia arc????????
Yessss I finally fuckin changed the hideous mustard yellow curtains in my bedroom out for some lovely emerald green ones 🙌 they slide so smoothly and (most importantly) aren't mustard yellow
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Yessss I finally fuckin changed the hideous mustard yellow curtains in my bedroom out for some lovely emerald green ones 🙌 they slide so smoothly and (most importantly) aren't mustard yellow
I think Midna makes up a solid 30% of my sexuality and 20% of my gender
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I think Midna makes up a solid 30% of my sexuality and 20% of my gender
We're so fucking back
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We're so fucking back
Asked my housemate's friend why they were putting a spoon full of msg in their tea and they asked me why the fuck the msg was in a sugar jar next to the kettle. which is a fair question.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Asked my housemate's friend why they were putting a spoon full of msg in their tea and they asked me why the fuck the msg was in a sugar jar next to the kettle. which is a fair question.
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Nina currently has medical debt she is trying to pay off, having received treatment for being sick. We haven't had any donations for a while. If there's anyone you could share this with, please do 💜
I'm trying to post less and be online less these days but the advantage of social media is that I can maybe reach ppl!
I'm fundraising for my friend Nina, a trans refugee in South Sudan, if you're able to spare some change chuffed.org/project/1537...
I'm fundraising for my friend Nina, a trans refugee in South Sudan, if you're able to spare some change chuffed.org/project/1537...
Help trans Nina and her queer refugee community in South Sudan 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
My name is Nina, a transgender woman aged 23. I fled Uganda to Kenya, and UNHCR took me to Kakuma refugee camp in the north western Turkana region. I was fleeing homophobia and discrimination due to m...
chuffed.org
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Nina currently has medical debt she is trying to pay off, having received treatment for being sick. We haven't had any donations for a while. If there's anyone you could share this with, please do 💜
Tryna add more whimsy to my life but I keep getting joint pain instead
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tryna add more whimsy to my life but I keep getting joint pain instead
Holy shit I've actually got a sandyford gic appointment. It's in March but like, it's in the calendar
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Holy shit I've actually got a sandyford gic appointment. It's in March but like, it's in the calendar
Okay I think the dream of zelda twilight princess coming to the switch may be dead so I've finally ordered an rca hdmi adapter and we're gonna see if I can get the £1 wii to be anything resembling functional
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Okay I think the dream of zelda twilight princess coming to the switch may be dead so I've finally ordered an rca hdmi adapter and we're gonna see if I can get the £1 wii to be anything resembling functional
Being an adult is so exciting.
I've bought 3 different sink plugs over the past two days to try and replace my current one, which slowly drains the sink while I'm doing washing up.
Every single one of them has worse performance than the original.
I've bought 3 different sink plugs over the past two days to try and replace my current one, which slowly drains the sink while I'm doing washing up.
Every single one of them has worse performance than the original.
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Being an adult is so exciting.
I've bought 3 different sink plugs over the past two days to try and replace my current one, which slowly drains the sink while I'm doing washing up.
Every single one of them has worse performance than the original.
I've bought 3 different sink plugs over the past two days to try and replace my current one, which slowly drains the sink while I'm doing washing up.
Every single one of them has worse performance than the original.
For someone who basically doesn't drink I sure do get a lot of hangovers
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
For someone who basically doesn't drink I sure do get a lot of hangovers
I'm glad the first time I'm actually seeing the dodgy bullshit in my kitchen is when the kitchen fitter is showing me what he's just taken out
Like he'll be like "uh, this is interesting" and half the time it's cupboards held up with bits of string and half the time it's:
Like he'll be like "uh, this is interesting" and half the time it's cupboards held up with bits of string and half the time it's:
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm glad the first time I'm actually seeing the dodgy bullshit in my kitchen is when the kitchen fitter is showing me what he's just taken out
Like he'll be like "uh, this is interesting" and half the time it's cupboards held up with bits of string and half the time it's:
Like he'll be like "uh, this is interesting" and half the time it's cupboards held up with bits of string and half the time it's:
Not a morning person, also not a late night person, unfortunately the kind of person I am is "tired"
October 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not a morning person, also not a late night person, unfortunately the kind of person I am is "tired"
Is Hedwig and the Angry Inch a transmasculine story in the same way that The Wasp Factory is a transfeminine story?
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is Hedwig and the Angry Inch a transmasculine story in the same way that The Wasp Factory is a transfeminine story?