Hazel
@hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social
storyteller, COVID cautious
trans | latina | she/her
trans | latina | she/her
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shoutouts to Doomtrain from ff8, absolutely unhinged summon / guardian force / girlfriend
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
shoutouts to Doomtrain from ff8, absolutely unhinged summon / guardian force / girlfriend
self care ❌
making myself cunty ✔️
making myself cunty ✔️
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
self care ❌
making myself cunty ✔️
making myself cunty ✔️
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This should be the bare minimum position of the entire Democratic Party and every elected official with a D after their name.
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This should be the bare minimum position of the entire Democratic Party and every elected official with a D after their name.
"the fortnite winterfest lodge plays the h*rry p*tt*r them-"
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"the fortnite winterfest lodge plays the h*rry p*tt*r them-"
just died in fortnite in such a foul way i needed to log off and do a loving kindness meditation
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
just died in fortnite in such a foul way i needed to log off and do a loving kindness meditation
archived every man outfit in my fortnite locker.
...except for el chapulín colorado.
...except for el chapulín colorado.
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
archived every man outfit in my fortnite locker.
...except for el chapulín colorado.
...except for el chapulín colorado.
it has begun.
it's on sight if I see anyone with that chocolate frog backbling in fortnite
it's on sight if I see anyone with that chocolate frog backbling in fortnite
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
it has begun.
it's on sight if I see anyone with that chocolate frog backbling in fortnite
it's on sight if I see anyone with that chocolate frog backbling in fortnite
my favorite activity with my wife: spending 3 hours watching some dude's 30 minute YouTube video because we pause every minute and yell about how much we hate him to our tv
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my favorite activity with my wife: spending 3 hours watching some dude's 30 minute YouTube video because we pause every minute and yell about how much we hate him to our tv
if fortnite really gives me a hp skin for free. i will never forget that act of transphobic violence.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if fortnite really gives me a hp skin for free. i will never forget that act of transphobic violence.
about to griddy on h*rry p*tt*r for christmas
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
about to griddy on h*rry p*tt*r for christmas
me after I pull some insane movement on ron weasley
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
me after I pull some insane movement on ron weasley
the only straight couple i support is my blue whale and orca stuffies
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the only straight couple i support is my blue whale and orca stuffies
"lose weight!"
"get on ozempic!"
"do it for your health!!"
y'all don't even wear masks at the airport, be so for real
"get on ozempic!"
"do it for your health!!"
y'all don't even wear masks at the airport, be so for real
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"lose weight!"
"get on ozempic!"
"do it for your health!!"
y'all don't even wear masks at the airport, be so for real
"get on ozempic!"
"do it for your health!!"
y'all don't even wear masks at the airport, be so for real
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I was the young, fit, healthy person TPTB insist would be just fine contracting Covid. My long-Covid isn’t as severe as Jessica’s but it destroyed my life nonetheless, permanently derailing my career due to irreversible brain damage MCAS, clots, fatigue, and progressive organ damage.
Mask up.
Mask up.
So I try not to give too many gory details about life with long covid, but I also think it’s important to give a clear picture of what can happen to anyone.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I was the young, fit, healthy person TPTB insist would be just fine contracting Covid. My long-Covid isn’t as severe as Jessica’s but it destroyed my life nonetheless, permanently derailing my career due to irreversible brain damage MCAS, clots, fatigue, and progressive organ damage.
Mask up.
Mask up.
i guess i am 🥀
looked at my wife and sincerely asked "....am i, mid??"
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i guess i am 🥀
training in fortnite so I can emote with the utmost disrespect on anyone in a h*rry p*tter skin
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
training in fortnite so I can emote with the utmost disrespect on anyone in a h*rry p*tter skin
unfortunately, I'm too shy to post how good I look in lingerie as a way to promote obesity.
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
unfortunately, I'm too shy to post how good I look in lingerie as a way to promote obesity.
I am now going to start actively promoting obesity.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am now going to start actively promoting obesity.
I wish I didn't spend so much time during the early pandemic playing call of duty and grinding for camos....
...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes
...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I wish I didn't spend so much time during the early pandemic playing call of duty and grinding for camos....
...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes
...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes
nah bc if i said "i spent last night listening to sibelius and crying" as a 'man' I would get cooked
thinking about how i transitioned before i could get called a performative man
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
nah bc if i said "i spent last night listening to sibelius and crying" as a 'man' I would get cooked
if one more skinny person pisses me off I'm going to start actively promoting obesity
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
if one more skinny person pisses me off I'm going to start actively promoting obesity
juice wrld, Scooby Doo, butchers wearing pig masks
list of people that playing Fortnite has made me hate: Snoop Dogg, Goku, every single version of Goku, every Mortal Kombat character
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
juice wrld, Scooby Doo, butchers wearing pig masks
looked at my wife and sincerely asked "....am i, mid??"
October 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
looked at my wife and sincerely asked "....am i, mid??"
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i would die for marcus the worm
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i would die for marcus the worm
oh you're in a sapphic relationship? alright, are you the one who loves listening to asmr things or the one who can't stand it?
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
oh you're in a sapphic relationship? alright, are you the one who loves listening to asmr things or the one who can't stand it?