hazel 🌼
@hazelleenut.bsky.social
// they/them.
// somewhere in the US.
// inquire about tutoring and programming commissions. i do and teach web dev, automation, and other math & comp sci topics.
// somewhere in the US.
// inquire about tutoring and programming commissions. i do and teach web dev, automation, and other math & comp sci topics.
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
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I'm in a podcast, I'm teaching ASL, and my bosses care. I like this job.
March 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm in a podcast, I'm teaching ASL, and my bosses care. I like this job.
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my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today
March 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today
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I didn’t kick that Nazi in the teeth, I was just kicking my heart at him. It was a Roman Kick. I have autism. His teeth were in the way.
January 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I didn’t kick that Nazi in the teeth, I was just kicking my heart at him. It was a Roman Kick. I have autism. His teeth were in the way.
Remina by Junji Ito: terrifying read. Disturbing, exhilarating, and captivating. 5/5
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Remina by Junji Ito: terrifying read. Disturbing, exhilarating, and captivating. 5/5
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Sorry it's so corny that Call of Duty has a Marvel logo thing and they don't even have a spin on it, it's literally just the marvel logo but COD
October 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Sorry it's so corny that Call of Duty has a Marvel logo thing and they don't even have a spin on it, it's literally just the marvel logo but COD
save me from the morning, extra shot butterbeer latte
October 2, 2024 at 2:08 PM
save me from the morning, extra shot butterbeer latte
not that anyone asked, but my album of the year at this rate will likely be Kanonenfieber - Die Urkatastrophe
noisebringer-records.bandcamp.com/album/die-ur...
noisebringer-records.bandcamp.com/album/die-ur...
Die Urkatastrophe, by Kanonenfieber
12 track album
noisebringer-records.bandcamp.com
October 2, 2024 at 2:02 PM
not that anyone asked, but my album of the year at this rate will likely be Kanonenfieber - Die Urkatastrophe
noisebringer-records.bandcamp.com/album/die-ur...
noisebringer-records.bandcamp.com/album/die-ur...
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wtf do u mean u fully identify with the labels placed on you when you were born? what r u some kind of freak?
September 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
wtf do u mean u fully identify with the labels placed on you when you were born? what r u some kind of freak?
done getting three new flash tattoos. now for the stoner doom metal show.
September 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM
done getting three new flash tattoos. now for the stoner doom metal show.
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Sorry I replied 'Yipee!' To your nudes it will happen again
September 1, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Sorry I replied 'Yipee!' To your nudes it will happen again
tried to play the black ops 6 beta and:
-needed to update a driver (1 version out of date)
-needed to restart the CoD hub after update (installed yesterday)
-crashed trying to open blops 6 beta
-needed to restart blops 6 beta after update
-crashed again
-could not connect to networking services
-needed to update a driver (1 version out of date)
-needed to restart the CoD hub after update (installed yesterday)
-crashed trying to open blops 6 beta
-needed to restart blops 6 beta after update
-crashed again
-could not connect to networking services
September 8, 2024 at 9:21 PM
tried to play the black ops 6 beta and:
-needed to update a driver (1 version out of date)
-needed to restart the CoD hub after update (installed yesterday)
-crashed trying to open blops 6 beta
-needed to restart blops 6 beta after update
-crashed again
-could not connect to networking services
-needed to update a driver (1 version out of date)
-needed to restart the CoD hub after update (installed yesterday)
-crashed trying to open blops 6 beta
-needed to restart blops 6 beta after update
-crashed again
-could not connect to networking services
new Linkin Park song is incredible and I can't wait for the new album. gonna need this Emily Armstrong to help finish Resolution
September 6, 2024 at 2:05 PM
new Linkin Park song is incredible and I can't wait for the new album. gonna need this Emily Armstrong to help finish Resolution
pausing your shooter game to go use the restroom is like calling a time-out during an airsoft war with your friends
"okay don't shoot guys wait I have to go pee"
"okay don't shoot guys wait I have to go pee"
September 3, 2024 at 8:11 PM
pausing your shooter game to go use the restroom is like calling a time-out during an airsoft war with your friends
"okay don't shoot guys wait I have to go pee"
"okay don't shoot guys wait I have to go pee"
Romulus was disturbing and terrifying. highly recommend.
August 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Romulus was disturbing and terrifying. highly recommend.
a hybrid dark wave/death metal album called A Perfect Organism
August 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
a hybrid dark wave/death metal album called A Perfect Organism
by the end of today I should be a qualified medication administration person
August 16, 2024 at 1:31 PM
by the end of today I should be a qualified medication administration person
getting flashbanged by pretty girls at the punk show
August 10, 2024 at 3:07 AM
getting flashbanged by pretty girls at the punk show
this punk show has a wide spectrum of outfits worn by those in attendance, from fresh-off-work to full-blown death metalhead
I am on the Weezeresque fresh-off-work end of the scale.
I am on the Weezeresque fresh-off-work end of the scale.
August 10, 2024 at 1:53 AM
this punk show has a wide spectrum of outfits worn by those in attendance, from fresh-off-work to full-blown death metalhead
I am on the Weezeresque fresh-off-work end of the scale.
I am on the Weezeresque fresh-off-work end of the scale.
really struggling to self-regulate this week. I think it has something to do with being unable to call or text my bf :(
August 8, 2024 at 10:01 PM
really struggling to self-regulate this week. I think it has something to do with being unable to call or text my bf :(