Hazel
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Hazel
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Human person
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Shapiro: J.D. Vance is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do.

What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP

He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=NJoW...
Turtle Island
YouTube video by Renee Christine - Topic
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December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Jasmine Crockett: “Democrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican — That is not true —

What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them

fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for education”
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

youtu.be/IlzN1hF_re8?...
The Big Push - Precious
YouTube video by The Big Push
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December 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Hey, you guys remember 2 months ago when Brian Kilmeade said we should "just kill" unhoused people? What ever happened with that?
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=sGP-...
Masochist
YouTube video by Ren - Topic
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December 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_V...
Love Music, Pt. 4
YouTube video by Ren - Topic
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December 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks

"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

"You didn't earn your money by working harder but by stealing the profits of the true labor"

music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjRF...
Probably It's Capitalism
YouTube video by Cheap Perfume - Topic
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November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=unJ7...
CINDERELLA
YouTube video by Delilah Bon - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=dKuK...
Heavy Foot
YouTube video by Mon Rovîa - Topic
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November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5N...
d e a d
YouTube video by Madelline - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=dKuK...
Heavy Foot
YouTube video by Mon Rovîa - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=OKrI...
The Good Part
YouTube video by AJR - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Woke up with this song playing in my head:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=3Duo...
natural ecosystems
YouTube video by Will Walton - Topic
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November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Senator Mark Kelly 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I would like to submit a request to start referring to dem wins as blizzards instead of blue waves (because we're snowflakes and we're shutting their shit down! ❄️)
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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This is hilarious. 😅

This Republican is a straight shooter, with Old Tennessee sayings to boot.

Watch as he talks about their attempt to ban Congressional Stock Trading.

He includes: Fonzi quotes. Admiration for swamps (beauty in Mother Nature). TN idioms. And the words "daggommit" & "damgum." 🤣😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM