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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?

I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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NO. At a time of massive income and wealth inequality we should not be giving tax breaks to billionaires. We should demand that they start paying their fair share.
February 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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This is Zero. She's the world's first herding dog with a work-from-home gig. 14/10
February 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
 
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour. 

Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Find joy where you can, show support for people on the margins where you can, and let’s help each other through, that is what I am saying.
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The vice-president a week ago.

“Obviously.”
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Just reminding everyone that the richest man on earth did a Nazi salute at the presidential inauguration yesterday.
January 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM