Haylee
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Being liked is grossly overrated
Aries ☀️Leo🌙Taurus⬆️
Aries ☀️Leo🌙Taurus⬆️
The Lion King. Stray Kids. MCR. This is going to be a good year.
January 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Lion King. Stray Kids. MCR. This is going to be a good year.
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
I am begging this year to be better
January 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I am begging this year to be better
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Was really hoping Jimmy Carter would outlive me
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Was really hoping Jimmy Carter would outlive me
Ah. Fantastic.
aries, who tends to be negative in outlooks, may be a bit depressed at the moment and it could lead to problems over the next few days.
December 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Ah. Fantastic.
At this point I am BEGGING for an eternal slumber
December 29, 2024 at 8:19 AM
At this point I am BEGGING for an eternal slumber
I’ve been getting into Clowns recently
December 29, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I’ve been getting into Clowns recently
The Rockit announcement actually kinda makes me sad
December 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
The Rockit announcement actually kinda makes me sad
Just got teary eyed thinking about Jumbo Jr
December 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Just got teary eyed thinking about Jumbo Jr
I’ll do better next year
December 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I’ll do better next year
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Make CEOs Scared Again
December 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Make CEOs Scared Again
Olly Olly oxen free?
More like Olly Olly cocks in me
I am so sorry
More like Olly Olly cocks in me
I am so sorry
December 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Olly Olly oxen free?
More like Olly Olly cocks in me
I am so sorry
More like Olly Olly cocks in me
I am so sorry
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[victorian child walking into his parents’ room at 3am] i’ve done a deed most foul
December 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
[victorian child walking into his parents’ room at 3am] i’ve done a deed most foul
Jesus was a simp I’ve cracked the code
December 18, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Jesus was a simp I’ve cracked the code
When does Jesus die and when does he rise I’m so confused I’ve never been to church
December 18, 2024 at 4:56 AM
When does Jesus die and when does he rise I’m so confused I’ve never been to church
“Raw, next question” is absoLUTELY insane
December 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
“Raw, next question” is absoLUTELY insane
My sister (23) didn’t know what intercept meant when talking about football but the moment I said “intercept the call” she understood
December 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
My sister (23) didn’t know what intercept meant when talking about football but the moment I said “intercept the call” she understood
Chris quote of the day “oh my fucking god it’s the fucking ring bitch”
December 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Chris quote of the day “oh my fucking god it’s the fucking ring bitch”
If he can commit to the bit he can commit to me
December 15, 2024 at 4:17 AM
If he can commit to the bit he can commit to me
According to my co-star “Love is God” which is very appropriate for a lil theatre kid like myself 🙂↕️
December 8, 2024 at 7:30 AM
According to my co-star “Love is God” which is very appropriate for a lil theatre kid like myself 🙂↕️
The way this man remembered our first interaction in 2018 ooommmfffgggggg got me giggling and kicking my feet !!!
December 8, 2024 at 4:13 AM
The way this man remembered our first interaction in 2018 ooommmfffgggggg got me giggling and kicking my feet !!!
Just 2 more hours until it’s vacation time !!
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Just 2 more hours until it’s vacation time !!
I feel like making Pastaroni this late/early is diabolical
December 7, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I feel like making Pastaroni this late/early is diabolical
Just had my first sip of water of 12/6/25 on 12/7/24 @ 1:30am
December 7, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Just had my first sip of water of 12/6/25 on 12/7/24 @ 1:30am