...where do you think your phone gets it's spelling corrections from, buddy?
...where do you think your phone gets it's spelling corrections from, buddy?
…yehaw, here’s a dollar, friend
…yehaw, here’s a dollar, friend
as a Brit, the only thing i know is that you eat a lot but it also kinda feels like you just eat mashed potato all day?
as a Brit, the only thing i know is that you eat a lot but it also kinda feels like you just eat mashed potato all day?
...i'd just mute the TV
...i'd rather have smart, sensitive people than insensitive dumb dumbs
...i'd just mute the TV
...i'd rather have smart, sensitive people than insensitive dumb dumbs
…you can now buy cookies that cost as much as a full meal
…you can now buy cookies that cost as much as a full meal
…just be prepared that I’m going to put on TENET and spend the whole time explaining to you that it’s a slept on masterpiece that you need to watch twice to appreciate
…you’ll get it on the second hang out
…just be prepared that I’m going to put on TENET and spend the whole time explaining to you that it’s a slept on masterpiece that you need to watch twice to appreciate
…you’ll get it on the second hang out
*does something evil*
“Well boys will be boys, men are misunderstood”
*does something nice*
“That’s a performative male, what an asshole”
*does something evil*
“Well boys will be boys, men are misunderstood”
*does something nice*
“That’s a performative male, what an asshole”
Apparently it didn’t make me feel like someone who could spell correctly
Apparently it didn’t make me feel like someone who could spell correctly
….fuck yeah Kendrick & SZA
….fuck yeah Kendrick & SZA