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Chris Sorensen
@hayburner.bsky.social
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Do verse 1 of Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat, then chorus 1 of Reel Big Fish's "Beer," then verse 2 of Cardigans's "Lovefool," then chorus 1 FBR, then verse 1 Beer, then prechorus 1 Lovefool, then chorus 1 Beer again, etc. Do that for 45-minutes. You will get so beaten up
December 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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First, they came for Monsanto, and I said nothing, for I was not Monsanto. Then they came for Lockheed
November 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Tableau had the opportunity to call themselves Tablo and they didn't do it and I think that is pretty classy
October 31, 2024 at 5:46 AM
I require more The Last Dinner Party albums immediately
February 2, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Oh. Additional years. Stupendous.
January 1, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Reposted by Chris Sorensen
okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison 
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
September 19, 2023 at 4:00 PM
I think it's best if we all call this new one Assassin's Creed Marriage
October 7, 2023 at 9:39 PM