Häxan
@haxan1031.bsky.social
They/Them pronouns. Rope bondage top. Owner of Häxan Toys. Collector of antiques. Proud cat and dog dad. @PhillyRopeCoven.
🗣️ Krampus doesn’t wear a fuckin robe!
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🗣️ Krampus doesn’t wear a fuckin robe!
Spending most of your childhood in hospitals will have you not having a PCP in adulthood and no longer monitoring the large benign tumor in your neck and chest because you can’t stand going to the oncologist. 🤪
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Spending most of your childhood in hospitals will have you not having a PCP in adulthood and no longer monitoring the large benign tumor in your neck and chest because you can’t stand going to the oncologist. 🤪
God fucking dammit it didn’t occur to me that I would have to request businesses not make AI flyers for my Krampus visits. I’m gonna go fucking insane.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
God fucking dammit it didn’t occur to me that I would have to request businesses not make AI flyers for my Krampus visits. I’m gonna go fucking insane.
Missing someone baaaaaaad.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Missing someone baaaaaaad.
I hate that I can’t just yell “YO FUCKING CHILL” at people. Some motherfuckers need to just fucking chill.
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate that I can’t just yell “YO FUCKING CHILL” at people. Some motherfuckers need to just fucking chill.
When’s a good time to call someone out on their obvious frenzy?
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When’s a good time to call someone out on their obvious frenzy?
Having to put on a mask, even online, as an event organizer is really fucking difficult and feels so fucking shitty dude. I’m so full of emotion right now and I have to act like everything is fine. It’s fucked.
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Having to put on a mask, even online, as an event organizer is really fucking difficult and feels so fucking shitty dude. I’m so full of emotion right now and I have to act like everything is fine. It’s fucked.
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October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If you have a family member, neighbor, or someone you know who is a member of 🧊 document as much information as you can. There may come a time when the country's winds have shifted and the authorities will want that information.
September 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you have a family member, neighbor, or someone you know who is a member of 🧊 document as much information as you can. There may come a time when the country's winds have shifted and the authorities will want that information.
“See you there!!”
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“See you there!!”
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
Sextile slays, how was that show not sold out???
September 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Sextile slays, how was that show not sold out???
It’s fucking hilarious how much republicans completely disregard Flag Code. Point it out to them, show much much more American you are then the fascists.
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s fucking hilarious how much republicans completely disregard Flag Code. Point it out to them, show much much more American you are then the fascists.
My type seems to be woman in STEM who are way more goth than they look and also have a background in Irish dance.
September 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My type seems to be woman in STEM who are way more goth than they look and also have a background in Irish dance.
🗣️Stop putting new bottoms in TK suspensions before fully drilling into their brains the RISKS AND HANDS CHECKS.
September 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🗣️Stop putting new bottoms in TK suspensions before fully drilling into their brains the RISKS AND HANDS CHECKS.
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“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry”
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
September 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry”
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
Really big into turning comments off on Fetlife lately. Try it out. It’s just kinda annoying when people message you about your post instead.
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Really big into turning comments off on Fetlife lately. Try it out. It’s just kinda annoying when people message you about your post instead.
Can we end the trend of “professionalism” in Fetlife messages please? You don’t need to type that shit out like a corporate email. I’m not some CEO, just a fuckin loser who says absolute dumb bullshit 24/7. I’m not gonna respond with anything but “fuck yeah, dawg!” energy.
September 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can we end the trend of “professionalism” in Fetlife messages please? You don’t need to type that shit out like a corporate email. I’m not some CEO, just a fuckin loser who says absolute dumb bullshit 24/7. I’m not gonna respond with anything but “fuck yeah, dawg!” energy.
No one told me that after my vasectomy, I wouldn’t produce nearly as much cum. And I’m kinda mad about it. Used to be a big cummer, now it’s nothing more than a few squirts.
September 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
No one told me that after my vasectomy, I wouldn’t produce nearly as much cum. And I’m kinda mad about it. Used to be a big cummer, now it’s nothing more than a few squirts.
It’s weird how someone can come into your life out of nowhere and become such a positive, incredible and important person to you so quickly.
September 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s weird how someone can come into your life out of nowhere and become such a positive, incredible and important person to you so quickly.
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If you are someone who needs support around a present or past loss or trauma due to gun violence, with secondary or less direct impacts of that violence, or who is feeling fearful living in this time where so much of it happens every day, please know that we are here for you. www.scarleteen.com/ask
Scarleteen as an organization and a service directly understands and deeply empathizes with all of those who have experienced or are experiencing the terrible and incredibly painful impacts of gun violence, whoever the victims — both direct and indirect — of that violence may be.
September 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you are someone who needs support around a present or past loss or trauma due to gun violence, with secondary or less direct impacts of that violence, or who is feeling fearful living in this time where so much of it happens every day, please know that we are here for you. www.scarleteen.com/ask
“EvEryThInGs BiGgEr iN tExAs” damn bitch, that’s crazy. Is everything slower too? DRIVE.
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“EvEryThInGs BiGgEr iN tExAs” damn bitch, that’s crazy. Is everything slower too? DRIVE.
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🧵A president posting AI war porn of himself in uniform with a burning Chicago skyline and threatening an American city with the ‘Department of WAR’? That’s not patriotism, that’s authoritarian cosplay. Immigration enforcement is supposed to be about law, courts, and safety
CONTD
CONTD
September 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
🧵A president posting AI war porn of himself in uniform with a burning Chicago skyline and threatening an American city with the ‘Department of WAR’? That’s not patriotism, that’s authoritarian cosplay. Immigration enforcement is supposed to be about law, courts, and safety
CONTD
CONTD
Real revenge bedtime hours.
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Real revenge bedtime hours.